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       My mother
   DIR By: weka
       Date: April 20, 2014, 4:07 pm
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       1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're
       going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
       cleaning."
       2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will
       come out of the carpet."
       3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't
       straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
       week."
       4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
       5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that
       swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with
       me."
       6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean
       underwear, in case you're in an accident."
       7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you
       something to cry about."
       8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your
       mouth and eat your supper."
       9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at
       that dirt on the back of your neck?"
       10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until
       all that spinach is gone."
       11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours
       looks as if a tornado went through it."
       12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once,
       I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
       13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought
       you into this world, and I can take you out."
       14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop
       acting like your father."
       15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less
       fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful
       parents like you do."
       16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we
       get home."
       17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get
       it when you get home."
       18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop
       crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
       19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you
       think I know when you are cold?"
       20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off
       your toes, don't come running to me."
       21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't
       eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
       22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your
       father."
       23. My mother taught me ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
       you think you were born in a barn?"
       24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age,
       you'll understand."
       25. My mother taught me JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and
       I hope they turn out just like you."
       How many of these did your mother teach? AND how many did you
       teach your children?
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