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Storytime
By: jachan Date: September 10, 2013, 4:25 pm
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Ray you gotta have some good league stories or something for us.
Or have you not been playing either and just crying for HS like
everyone else?
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Re: Storytime
By: Chaoschan Date: September 10, 2013, 5:04 pm
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LoL tonight? I just woke up.
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Re: Storytime
By: jachan Date: September 11, 2013, 8:33 am
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I havent been able to play really still remodeling the team
house hehe. However I did see they have a full pool party set of
champs they are actually really cool. Graves, Leona,Lee Sin,
Renekton, Ziggs
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Re: Storytime
By: Ray Notorious Date: September 13, 2013, 11:17 am
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OK children, gather round. This here is story time and today's
adventure takes us to the ragerealms of Runeterra.
Recently, Katie and myself have done nothing but normal draft
inorder to get rid of that stigma of draft mode in ranked. Not
a big deal when you have a team with you either. So on this one
glorious blood filled day I arrive on the scene to find a
homebound eager to play Katie, a social gaming friend AK, and lo
and behold a WILD CHRIS APPEARS. This guy palys well but has
been internetless for more than a day at this point!
Us 4 insane keyboard smashers decide 4 = team in LoL and Q up
the normal draftin'. NOthing can go wrong ya? Us 4 consist of
3 supports, 3 junglers, 4 mid laners, 1 ADC and 3 top laners.
WE. GOT. ALL. THIS.
We forgot factor the random 5th guy (cant we just...not have a
random?). befor we can even see champs, much less start
banning, this bum starts spamming "ADC ADC ADC ADC" etc. So we
pick around that. I'm last pick, and we have not filled mid
(kind of planned anyway) so i see a karthus mid as my lane
lunch. So i pick Tristana mid.
the Bum was mad. "I'm ADC BRO, ADC OR FEED" etc. I politely
says ... I actually help assuage his fears by saying nothings
and locking in :)
So game starts and i ahve my adc/attack speed runes/masteries
on...because AP farming early game is hard yo. Buy a good ol'
dorans and go mid/cover blue for Wild Chris. Leash goes off
with little hitch except Bum is still raging. I start farming
mid, pushing Karthus back because he doesn't exactly know what's
going on. Bum gives FB and rages more.
AK mutes him (she's 'his support') and deos what supports should
do, instead of what Bumrage wants. I faceroll karthus without
any AP and keep him from triple killing when the RageBum tries
1v2 their botlane, forcing us to save him.
Katie is happily Q farming as Nasus against teemo all day long
at this point, 20 minutes in and has about +200. I've got DFG.
JungleJAx Chris has rocket boots and AoE stun for their team.
AK has 50 billion wards, 3 GP10s, and a face that says "feed
them the ADC to save me". Karthus is QQing cuz he can't even
Qfarm the creeps at this point. Their EZ is 15/1 and our Draven
is 1/170000/2.
Long story short, our one and only team fight was Nasus walking
over the dead meatblol of Draven in order to 2 shot
teemo...again, 2 shot EZ, and me to Jump steal a triple kill.
As soon as it was proven that we could even think about winning
4v5 regardless of this Draven, meaning we'd get all the glory
not him, he AFKs.
so we drag the game out to 50 minutes, and then give a decent
final stand while they push into nexus and final release Draven
from our longgame prison.
Summery, the more you stupid in chat, the more likely i'll be
involved in making sure you don't get to play another match for
at least an hour. Oh and teemo sucks.
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Re: Storytime
By: Ray Notorious Date: September 13, 2013, 11:19 am
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KIDS DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE OR I'LL BEAT THE EVER LIVING SNOT
OUTTA
Oh hey, welcome to Story Time. here's our special guest, Ray!
The goal in League is to get them towers down so you can get
them nexus down so you can get down a the after party.
What you need is gaming addict Katie, Angry Ukrainian George, A
Random Chris, Fluffy Bunnies AK, and as always, Maniacal Ray.
Now today's lesson involves less about "the plays" and more
about "the laughs".
George rocks the roll as serious wingamer whenever things are
looking less than wintastic. This makes for hilarity. As ADC I
find it my job to (when behind) run around the map and tank
tower hits in order to constantly get wear-and-tear on them
towers. George finally had enough of this shinanigans and
begins coordinating team fights. I fall into lane, humming
'We're not gonna take it" every time George says we are
grouping to take something.
WE end up not taking whatever it was he wanted us to take.
George get befuddled.
I get laugh.
Katie gets to 2 shot teemo.
I wander off and get a tower roughly 3 minion waves deep in
enemy territory, yelling " DURKA DURKA MOHAMMAD JIHAD"
Now everyone is yelling that southpark thing " THEY TOOK OUR
JOBS" while George gets to /allchat caps spam "THEY TOOK OUR
JOBS"
we win that game on sheer insanity.
The lesson learned here kids is that I GET TO MAKE YOU ALL
MISERABLE OR HAPPY. AT WILL.
Also being stupid throws the enemy for loop and resets your
angry face.
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Re: Storytime
By: jachan Date: September 13, 2013, 1:06 pm
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good stuff these could easily one of my favorite things ever.
I cant belive that baddie draven was such a freakin baddie
though. Crap like that is what makes me rage so hard at the
game. he should have just sucked it up and taken the free win.
Also any story with AP trist is going to be amazing.
The sheer insanity thing is 100% I feel like a game with ray
goes like this
start off we get really far ahead
around 12 minutes we start to derp for a good 20 minutes
if we're still alive at 30ish we start to slowly pull back
40 minutes we see the end in sight and just derp as hard as
possible
50+ we are going to win, like its a fact it just might take
another 5-20 minutes
the enitre game we as laughing so hard because it is just crazy
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Re: Storytime
By: Ray Notorious Date: September 26, 2013, 4:42 am
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Recently played Darius top
I use armor pen red, scaling armor yellows and scaling MR blues,
Movespeed quints
Run 21/9/0 masteries like any ADC would
then i get told i can build straight damage cuz we ahve tank
mummy jungling and supprt tank taric
My ult does 700 true damage base by full build
i was so happy
easily penta R the whole team
...the problem
never reached full build
enemy LeBonk could 3 shot even the fed amumu tank....
end of story.
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Re: Storytime
By: jachan Date: September 26, 2013, 1:47 pm
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Rays stories are the best. I will do a quick story Chaos Hax
and I played a 3v3 normal.
I was MF
chaos Hecarim
Hax corki
I took the 2v1 lane chaos started running around jungle hax
solo. We had really good movement with all 3 champs and ran
around a lot. I built straight tank getting armor and bubble
pretty fast. I would go in first and they would jump on me cuz
im squishy. This made my slow and ult easy to land. Then I GTFO
and hax and chaos cleaned up. it was pretty fun and ranged
damage is good on a really small map.
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Re: Storytime
By: Chaoschan Date: September 29, 2013, 7:18 pm
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Arcade Hec in the jungle 3v3 is great. With the jungle nerfs to
TTT the exp is pretty slow which puts that person somewhat "out
of the game." but by having our ADC build tank, it allowed me to
really play some random things. Plus, Hec's ult is just broken
added with the Corki sustain and MF's sheer broken-ness.
Get Coon'd
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Re: Storytime
By: Ray Notorious Date: October 3, 2013, 1:18 am
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One day, Ak, Katie, and myself decide that it's time for LoL.
This means everyone who is not ready is left behind to wait yet
another game to play. I get ADC jacked by a chat spam nooby,
but AK graciously decides she wants to win so lets me jungle,
and Katie top, while she supports.
Now, this is draft normals in prep for ranked spam.
I decent F what's popular, IM PLAYING SKARNER.
It was easy pickings. Apparently, NOONE less than GOLD 1 knows
how to counter jungle SKarner. THeir Udyr was more a Koala bear
than anything when i went smiteless blue and jacked his red
WHILE HE WATCHED ME. ONce i got Golem jungle item, Switness
boots (Furthering the fact that slows mean nothing) and ICeborn
Gauntlets, suppress was pointless. I could just Q-AA anything
to a dead crawl.
I need to aply Skarner more, Its stupid fun
Protip- if its NOT FotM, its winnable cuz nobody remembers what
it does.
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