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       The Blond and the Curtains
       By: 22639 Date: February 14, 2012, 4:27 pm
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       A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the
       salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
       The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of
       pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond
       seems to be having a hard time choosing.
       Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
       The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
       The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches."
       "Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small,
       what room are they for?"
       The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for
       her computer monitor.
       The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need
       curtains!"
       The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!"
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