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Juicy Tears of a newbie pilot
By: Grooveyyoda Date: February 28, 2012, 11:24 am
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Today I decided to fly home from my Gallente mission excursion
in Cat to Zorrabed, I auto pilot'd most of the way until I came
upon a disturbance in Udema, which made me LOL so hard I decided
to stick around for a while and see what happens.
This is the local chat log.
[ 2012.02.28 16:09:48 ] MalkePigen > i did
[ 2012.02.28 16:09:55 ] MILF Cougar > did you?
[ 2012.02.28 16:09:58 ] MalkePigen > yes
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:12 ] MILF Cougar > ok fag
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:15 ] MILF Cougar > REPORTED TOO
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:19 ] Marcos323221 > how much ore did
you get?
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:19 ] MalkePigen > but i took it to
jita
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:32 ] MalkePigen > ill give it back
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:39 ] MILF Cougar > ok give it back
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:43 ] MILF Cougar > I am in the very
first belt
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:48 ] MILF Cougar > well, you know
that better then anyone
[ 2012.02.28 16:10:57 ] MalkePigen > go to jita and
trade fear factor
[ 2012.02.28 16:11:08 ] MalkePigen > its my other char
[ 2012.02.28 16:11:15 ] MILF Cougar > F you
[ 2012.02.28 16:11:21 ] Richard Howe > you do realise
what you just said in using a derogatory slang against gay
people is hate speach and if you report him you're likely to get
banned too? they will take the chat log from local
[ 2012.02.28 16:11:22 ] MalkePigen > he will give you
all your ore back
[ 2012.02.28 16:11:26 ] MILF Cougar > bring it to the
first belt ir I report you
[ 2012.02.28 16:11:51 ] MalkePigen > i cant its in jita
now
[ 2012.02.28 16:11:57 ] MILF Cougar > and make container
blue i am not loosing security status over youy
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:02 ] MILF Cougar > then F YOU!
reported
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:06 ] MalkePigen > jita
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:15 ] MalkePigen > ill give it all
back
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:21 ] Marcos323221 > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:23 ] MILF Cougar > why did you take
it there?
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:23 ] Richard Howe > lmao the carebear
police will do nothing
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:24 ] MalkePigen > plz dont report me
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:29 ] MalkePigen > plez?
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:30 ] MILF Cougar > i already did
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:37 ] flyinbrick > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:12:39 ] MalkePigen > :(
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:00 ] Richard Howe > hey milf maybe go
back to wow? or read the rules mmmkay?
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:04 ] Marcos323221 > ehy malke, you
are going to die...he reported you..
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:06 ] MILF Cougar > and will report
any other assholes that tried to steal my ore
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:23 ] MalkePigen > im so sorry
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:25 ] Richard Howe > hell you've got a
deal, where are you?
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:32 ] MILF Cougar > marcos GET THE
HELL OUT OF MY BELT BITH
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:45 ] MalkePigen > i just want to give
you your ore back :(
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:49 ] Marcos323221 > oh sure
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:50 ] MILF Cougar > i told you
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:56 ] Marcos323221 > you bought ALL
BELTS of game
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:58 ] Marcos323221 > sureeee
[ 2012.02.28 16:13:58 ] MILF Cougar > bring it to the
first belt and leave in a blue container
[ 2012.02.28 16:15:18 ] MILF Cougar > Richard Howe....
reported for ore theft......
[ 2012.02.28 16:15:21 ] MILF Cougar > I can do this all
day
[ 2012.02.28 16:15:29 ] Richard Howe > lmao oh noes the
space police
[ 2012.02.28 16:15:50 ] Richard Howe > come at me bro?
[ 2012.02.28 16:16:01 ] Damien D'Vaine > lmfao this
convo is just too fuckin funny im sorry
[ 2012.02.28 16:16:15 ] MILF Cougar > F you
[ 2012.02.28 16:16:34 ] Marcos323221 > ehy damien..are
you crazy?? now he report you too..
[ 2012.02.28 16:16:41 ] Richard Howe > has that ship got
any offensive capability?
[ 2012.02.28 16:16:46 ] Damien D'Vaine > now y say
something like that? im just laughing at all this
[ 2012.02.28 16:16:47 ] Marcos323221 > for you it's the
end..:D
[ 2012.02.28 16:17:13 ] MILF Cougar > GET THE F OUT OF
MY BELT!!!!!
[ 2012.02.28 16:17:33 ] Marcos323221 > ok...give me
20milion and i go away from YOUR belt
[ 2012.02.28 16:18:00 ] MalkePigen > OK EVERYONE !! PLZ
JUMP OUT OF UEDAMA.... OR HE REPORT US ALL!
[ 2012.02.28 16:18:01 ] MILF Cougar > i'll pay someone
to come and kill this asshole
[ 2012.02.28 16:18:09 ] Milo Askulf > wtf lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:18:25 ] MalkePigen > this is NOT a test!
[ 2012.02.28 16:18:27 ] Marcos323221 > lol makepigen,
you right...we MUST go do ikao..or he report us..
[ 2012.02.28 16:18:31 ] Marcos323221 > we are in
dangerous!!
[ 2012.02.28 16:18:34 ] Damien D'Vaine > sorry, no can
do. the laughs are better than killing
[ 2012.02.28 16:19:22 ] Marcos323221 > ehi milf..send me
my money pls
[ 2012.02.28 16:19:32 ] Richard Howe > woah this is too
easy, it's going to take me a billion times to take everything
from the shuttle i was autopiloting through in but worth it for
the tears
[ 2012.02.28 16:19:32 ] MILF Cougar > F YOU!
[ 2012.02.28 16:19:37 ] Marcos323221 > i can't leave
without it
[ 2012.02.28 16:19:38 ] Marcos323221 > ..
[ 2012.02.28 16:20:31 ] Dooris Stannard > Compressed
Thick Blue Ice x 7
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:09 ] MalkePigen > Ruuuuun!!! MILF
Cougar !!
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:16 ] MalkePigen > RUUUUUUN!
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:23 ] MILF Cougar > F YOU
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:23 ] Damien D'Vaine > can i join the
party?
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:29 ] Marcos323221 > sure!!
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:35 ] Marcos323221 > BUT
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:36 ] Damien D'Vaine > yyyaaaa
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:39 ] MILF Cougar > you have been
warned....
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:40 ] Marcos323221 > we are in his
belt!!
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:50 ] Damien D'Vaine > oh no what do
we do?
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:51 ] Marcos323221 > we must leave or
he report us
[ 2012.02.28 16:21:57 ] MalkePigen > MILF Cougar did not
pay mining rent
[ 2012.02.28 16:22:04 ] MILF Cougar > no... unfortunatly
cannot report for that... only for ore theft
[ 2012.02.28 16:22:08 ] MalkePigen > HE JUST STARTED
MINING!
[ 2012.02.28 16:22:43 ] Marcos323221 > oh...you can't
report violation of your belt?
[ 2012.02.28 16:22:50 ] Marcos323221 > damn! i'm sorry
for you
[ 2012.02.28 16:23:04 ] MILF Cougar > F you
[ 2012.02.28 16:23:04 ] Damien D'Vaine > i was just
targeted
[ 2012.02.28 16:23:09 ] Damien D'Vaine > what do i do?
[ 2012.02.28 16:23:31 ] Marcos323221 > domien!! are you
crazy?? now you MUST delete your account..or he report you!!
[ 2012.02.28 16:23:54 ] Damien D'Vaine > and i was
starting to like this charter too
[ 2012.02.28 16:24:19 ] MILF Cougar > F you all
[ 2012.02.28 16:24:30 ] Quarn Zod > Nice trap MILF
[ 2012.02.28 16:24:46 ] Marcos323221 > hey man..i just
bought all cladari state..so pls, get out of my state man!!
NOW!!! or i report you!!!
[ 2012.02.28 16:24:47 ] MILF Cougar > worthless thief
[ 2012.02.28 16:24:51 ] Marcos323221 > damien you can
stay
[ 2012.02.28 16:24:58 ] Damien D'Vaine > ok
[ 2012.02.28 16:25:14 ] Damien D'Vaine > i feel loved
lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:25:16 ] Quarn Zod > MILF I know whos alt
you are!
[ 2012.02.28 16:25:24 ] EVE System > Channel changed to
Local : Ikao
[ 2012.02.28 16:27:47 ] EVE System > Channel changed to
Local : Uedama
[ 2012.02.28 16:27:51 ] smokey steele > wys bpo in bio
[ 2012.02.28 16:28:03 ] MalkePigen > MECH 1000 ?
[ 2012.02.28 16:28:16 ] MalkePigen > Happy Retardation ?
[ 2012.02.28 16:28:39 ] Quarn Zod > Ooh a trap!
MalkePigen master of intel!
[ 2012.02.28 16:29:55 ] Quarn Zod > MECH 1000 you are
terribad at eve haha
[ 2012.02.28 16:30:37 ] Quarn Zod > ha nice
[ 2012.02.28 16:30:57 ] Damien D'Vaine > thats was
histarical
[ 2012.02.28 16:31:03 ] Marcos323221 > unfortunally i
must log out.. :(...have fun with him guys!
[ 2012.02.28 16:32:45 ] Richard Howe > so the space
police haven't arrested me next and you have one minute to kill
me, you mad bro?
[ 2012.02.28 16:33:02 ] Damien D'Vaine > who me?
[ 2012.02.28 16:33:09 ] Damien D'Vaine > or MILF?
[ 2012.02.28 16:33:10 ] Richard Howe > no milf
[ 2012.02.28 16:33:24 ] Damien D'Vaine > i think he left
us
[ 2012.02.28 16:33:40 ] Richard Howe > nah he's still in
loca;
[ 2012.02.28 16:33:55 ] Richard Howe > probably being
told to not be such a retard by his CEO
[ 2012.02.28 16:34:03 ] Damien D'Vaine > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:34:44 ] Richard Howe > anyway back in a
mo, just got to fit my battle bestower ;)
[ 2012.02.28 16:35:01 ] Fred Monster > _!_
[ 2012.02.28 16:35:01 ] Damien D'Vaine > im just chillin
here
[ 2012.02.28 16:35:12 ] Worpout > yeah
[ 2012.02.28 16:35:15 ] Worpout > Me too ^-^
[ 2012.02.28 16:35:18 ] EVE System > Channel changed to
Local : Ikao
[ 2012.02.28 16:38:35 ] EVE System > Channel changed to
Local : Irjunen
[ 2012.02.28 16:41:53 ] EVE System > Channel changed to
Local : Ikao
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:00 ] EVE System > Channel changed to
Local : Uedama
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:07 ] MILF Cougar > STFU fag
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:12 ] MILF Cougar > touch my ore and I
report you too
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:12 ] Zypod > come at me bro
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:16 ] Zypod > ok
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:21 ] Zypod > how about you shoot me
instead?
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:28 ] Richard Howe > *the carebare
police have arrived*
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:32 ] MILF Cougar > F you. so concord
kills me?
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:37 ] Richard Howe > did someone
report an ore theft?
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:43 ] Zypod > nah, after I flip ur
lil' can
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:50 ] MILF Cougar > and I will report
you
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:51 ] Damien D'Vaine > milf is
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:56 ] Zypod > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:43:57 ] MILF Cougar > asshole
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:00 ] Zypod > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:00 ] MILF Cougar > WTF did I do to
you
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:04 ] Richard Howe > the battle
bestower is on the way
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:11 ] Zypod > he is eitherr a very
good actor, or very very mad
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:19 ] Richard Howe > defender of the
weak
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:26 ] Richard Howe > champion of the
pathetic
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:37 ] Damien D'Vaine > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:38 ] MILF Cougar > Zypod, I fukin
warned you!!!!!
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:45 ] Zypod > im coming :D
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:52 ] Richard Howe > protector of the
dubiously femenine
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:54 ] Damien D'Vaine > can i come too?
[ 2012.02.28 16:44:56 ] Damien D'Vaine > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:45:27 ] Zypod > nice, conscentrated
veldspar, my personal favorite
[ 2012.02.28 16:45:30 ] MILF Cougar > Zypod... you will
lose account
[ 2012.02.28 16:45:36 ] Damien D'Vaine > sry worp
[ 2012.02.28 16:45:55 ] Zypod > LOL
[ 2012.02.28 16:46:23 ] MILF Cougar > you know what...
fuk you all...
[ 2012.02.28 16:46:36 ] MILF Cougar > it will be my
pleasure to report you zypod
[ 2012.02.28 16:46:49 ] Damien D'Vaine > wacth out zy
[ 2012.02.28 16:47:01 ] Zypod > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:47:16 ] Richard Howe > Concentrated
Veldspar wow a whole 52k
[ 2012.02.28 16:47:21 ] Zypod > yea
[ 2012.02.28 16:47:52 ] Richard Howe > did I actually
steal that from milf or someone else?
[ 2012.02.28 16:48:14 ] Damien D'Vaine > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:48:34 ] Richard Howe > well i'm on
station 1 if i didn't get it from him
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:16 ] Zypod > boom goes the drake
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:23 ] MECH 1000 > i'll pay
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:25 ] MECH 1000 > stop
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:32 ] Zypod > whoops
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:42 ] Damien D'Vaine > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:44 ] Zypod > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:44 ] Happy Retardation > meh
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:50 ] Happy Retardation > was gonna
buy time
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:53 ] Zypod > hahahah
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:56 ] Happy Retardation > made a huge
mistake
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:57 ] Zypod > that was... fun
[ 2012.02.28 16:49:58 ] TjaldPigen > hahaa
[ 2012.02.28 16:50:13 ] Zypod > he really engaged this
ThunderEarth
[ 2012.02.28 16:50:16 ] Richard Howe > damn i missed it
[ 2012.02.28 16:50:18 ] Zypod > with a drake
[ 2012.02.28 16:50:35 ] Richard Howe > post the mail bro
[ 2012.02.28 16:50:50 ] Zypod > one sec
[ 2012.02.28 16:50:53 ] TjaldPigen > bah no faction
[ 2012.02.28 16:50:59 ] TjaldPigen > :P
[ 2012.02.28 16:51:41 ] Happy Retardation > made a huge
mistake.... attacked with 2 hardners offline...
[ 2012.02.28 16:51:48 ] Zypod > im kinda new to
killmail, I dont often check that, how do I post it again?
[ 2012.02.28 16:52:05 ] Richard Howe > character
sheet/combat log
[ 2012.02.28 16:52:10 ] TjaldPigen > lol
[ 2012.02.28 16:52:19 ] Richard Howe > just post it to
battleclinic and link the post
[ 2012.02.28 16:53:12 ] Zypod > shouldnt my corp
killboard automaticlly update?
[ 2012.02.28 16:53:24 ] Richard Howe > if you have
linked your API yes
[ 2012.02.28 16:53:31 ] Richard Howe > but can take a
few mins
[ 2012.02.28 16:54:03 ] TjaldPigen >
HTML http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/index.php
[ 2012.02.28 16:54:22 ] TjaldPigen > you can post there
[ 2012.02.28 16:54:35 ] Zypod > ohh thx :D
[ 2012.02.28 16:55:03 ] Zypod >
HTML http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15352150#mail
[ 2012.02.28 16:55:30 ] Zypod > cool, not a totally
failed drake fit
[ 2012.02.28 16:55:31 ] Richard Howe > LOL amazing
thanks
[ 2012.02.28 16:55:45 ] Worpout > HAY
[ 2012.02.28 16:55:46 ] biggiy > VALHALLA'S GREAT HALL
is recruiting:friendly people who want a place just to hang out
relaxe and enjoy eve;so join today
[ 2012.02.28 16:55:49 ] Worpout > MY KIILS
[ 2012.02.28 16:56:49 ] Richard Howe > they all left???
dayum
[ 2012.02.28 16:56:54 ] Richard Howe > they got spanked
[ 2012.02.28 16:57:05 ] Zypod > do not piss the rokh
[ 2012.02.28 16:57:11 ] Richard Howe > so glad i was
autopiloting through now
[ 2012.02.28 16:57:57 ] Richard Howe > how are you fit
bro? I wasn't there but you seemed to kill him real quick
[ 2012.02.28 17:07:39 ] Zypod > anymoar angry bears?
#Post#: 221--------------------------------------------------
Re: Juicy Tears of a newbie pilot
By: Grim141 Date: February 29, 2012, 2:38 pm
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Im an admin and i approve of this message.
DONT BE A QQ NOOOB!
#Post#: 227--------------------------------------------------
Re: Juicy Tears of a newbie pilot
By: Troop-1001 Date: March 1, 2012, 5:02 pm
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Nice nice, made my day
#Post#: 297--------------------------------------------------
Re: Juicy Tears of a newbie pilot
By: Carimm Date: April 8, 2012, 7:44 pm
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Im sitting here at my desk inside the Military Police Desk here
laughing my ass off reading this... my boss looks over at me and
asks me whats so funny and the only thing I could say was "sorry
worp" hahaha... then I showed him the post and he had a giggle
out of it... he might start playing soon too.
#Post#: 301--------------------------------------------------
Re: Juicy Tears of a newbie pilot
By: Grim141 Date: April 9, 2012, 11:14 am
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more pilots to die
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