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#Post#: 5755--------------------------------------------------
Season 3 Award Winners
DIR By: alexa
Date: March 15, 2013, 4:56 pm
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Both Divisions
Graham Poll Award
Swag Weathermen
Joey Barton Award
New York Haxball Club
Gold Cross
Really / Ali Chamas
Commissioner's Award
sportace
Division A
Top 2 Way Player Award Winner
skullface
Top 4th Man Award Winner
otters
Top FWD Award Winner
recks
Top MID/GK Award Winner
Em
MVP Award Winner
MSL
Most Improved Award Winner
lint
Golden Boot Award
Orlando WillyNillys
Brick Wall Award
Orlando WilliNillys
GM of the Season Award Winner
alexa
Pail of Fail
New York Haxball Club
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Division B
Top 2 Way Player Award Winner
Rfranklinz
Top 4th Man Award Winner
Sonic
Top FWD Award Winner
Daffy
Top MID/GK Award Winner
sona
MVP Award Winner
Rfranklinz
Most Improved Award Winner
scottballa07
Golden Boot Award
Penguin Pride
Brick Wall Award
Penguin Pride
GM of the Season Award Winner
Bubblegum
Congratulations to all Award Winners for Season 3. Remember to
vote again for Season 4!
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Re: Season 3 Award Winners
DIR By: Lord of Fail
Date: March 15, 2013, 6:29 pm
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added in rest of the awards, such as both division awards,
commissioner's award, golden boot / brick wall and the pail of
fail awards.
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Re: Season 3 Award Winners
DIR By: sportace
Date: March 15, 2013, 7:59 pm
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:)
i am lof's favorite
:) :) :)
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Re: Season 3 Award Winners
DIR By: Lord of Fail
Date: March 15, 2013, 8:14 pm
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> :)
> i am lof's favorite
> :) :) :)
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no, you showed good leadership in turning around a dead
franchise into a cup winning team in the span of 4 weeks
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Re: Season 3 Award Winners
DIR By: BubbleGum
Date: March 15, 2013, 8:26 pm
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what do the special awards mean?
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Re: Season 3 Award Winners
DIR By: Cole72
Date: March 15, 2013, 9:04 pm
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HTML http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=138421123&page=1
gotu barca.
--- Quote from: Iguana Troll link ---
>
> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of
filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot
with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open
wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You
took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a
putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a
jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering
pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to
stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour
lemon.
>
> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the
same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I
barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a
paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than
nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You
are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
>
> You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal
bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an
unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl
out of a normal egg,
> either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil
scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents
abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of
what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit
late.
>
> Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before
attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that
you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but
they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If
cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with
caribou.
>
> You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense
than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few
cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core
dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than
that, you top-post. God created houseflies, ****roaches,
maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal
parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it
back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil
beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You
are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a
green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred
trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
>
> You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy,
squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're
a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't
have sex with
> you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and
lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant
and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address
lines shorted together.
> You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
>
> Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings
to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that
your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the
$0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life
is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising
either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all
siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your
polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever
mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search
of your git.
>
> You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are
ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a
leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are
sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred
cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike
Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version
6.12 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop
> around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You
believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever
lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry
Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test
patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
>
> On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You
are deficient in all that lends character. You have the
personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are
asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex
operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in
public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You
spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your
own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and
you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the
door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out
underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out
from under the porch and bites you.
>
> You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off,
pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john.
You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish
clack-dish ****. You
> gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained
clot pole ponce. You craven dewberry ****head ****up pratting
naff. You ****ered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking
flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted
clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your spouse be blessed with many
bastards.
>
> You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused
yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a
field of **** clues at the height of clue mating season, you
still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a
double feature; _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You
would be out of focus.
>
> You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad
breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a
syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with
oddly placed stains. You
> are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just
knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I
wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming
flotsam. You won't make it. I beg for sweet death to come and
remove me from a world which became unbearable when you crawled
out of a harpy's lair.
>
> It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as
a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you
have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new
dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid
stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons
have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no
intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer
day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than
our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be
possible that anything in our universe can really be this
stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big
stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid
purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I
can't go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this
experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don't think
that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic
opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your
other drivel. Duh.
>
> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have
snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ...
it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a
creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a
bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly
effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to
read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True,
these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people
take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in
this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known
that this was true in your case then I would have never have
exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been
"right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you
the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that
seem to be placing such a demand on you.
>
> P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent,
vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome,
despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous,
contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist,
avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous,
byzantine, conspiratorial, fraudulent, libelous, bilious,
splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, ignoramus, illegitimate,
harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious,
revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic,
fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant,
deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring,
plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious,
secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous,
flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile,
and Generally Not Good.
>
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Re: Season 3 Award Winners
DIR By: Barca-Kes
Date: March 15, 2013, 9:20 pm
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Re: Season 3 Award Winners
DIR By: BubbleGum
Date: March 15, 2013, 9:51 pm
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o shaadaaap barca its been used by sport be original u sickoo
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Re: Season 3 Award Winners
DIR By: Barca-Kes
Date: March 16, 2013, 7:39 am
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--- Quote from: BubbleGum link ---
>
> o shaadaaap barca its been used by sport be original u sickoo
>
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im not barca, im Iguana Troll
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Re: Season 3 Award Winners
DIR By: Rfranklinz
Date: March 18, 2013, 1:00 pm
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wen do we get badges? :3
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