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#Post#: 4904--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: alexa Date: February 23, 2013, 6:42 pm
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i shuld try it
#Post#: 4905--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: Barca-Kes Date: February 23, 2013, 6:48 pm
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[quote author=Daffy link=topic=1008.msg4901#msg4901
date=1361664788]
Sup HCD, So I know what you're thinking, moar copypasta right?
Nope, this really happened to me, like 30 minutes ago. So my
parents are out of town for the weekend, and I figure I'll just
stay up getting high and fapping. Later in the afternoon, I'm a
little blazed and the doorbell rings. I figure the neighbor kid
lost another ball over our fence, so I answer it. Turns out it's
a couple girls I go to school with, they're both stone cold
foxes. I tried asking one of them out the previous year, but it
kind fell through. They say that they were bored and decided to
drive over and say hi since they knew my parents were out of
town. I'm still pretty stoned at this point, so I just kinda
mumble and invite them in. I ask them what they want to do,
then, since I've got these two hot chicks alone with me at my
house, I try to act funny and say, "You two wanna come
downstairs and play with my Wii?" It was funny to me at the
time, but for some reason they just looked at each other and
giggled. So we went downstairs and I started up Wii Sports,
since it's easy to play.
I sit down on the couch and they both take a seat on either side
of me. I hand them each a remote and instead of standing up to
play, they snuggle up to me. I start em out on Tennis, and we're
all sitting there laughing at their attempts to play. One thing
that really get them is how the Wiimote vibrates when they hit
the ball. After a few games one of them says that she can smell
pot, and asks if I've got anymore. Imagine my luck, two hot
girls wanna get high with me alone in my house. So we all take a
few hits, and they're laughing harder than ever. We keep playing
for a while, trying out different games, until one of them
presses the Wiimote to her nipple as it vibrates. She does a
real fake ****star moan and laughs, but I can see her nipple
standing out through the shirt. Right now, my dick is rock hard
and almost poking out through my pants
I take the Wiimote and laughing with them say, "Watch" as I put
it over my crotch and it vibrates. They think this is hilarious,
but I can see that they've noticed my boner. One of them takes
the Wiimote from me and does than same, except she's practically
jamming the Wiimote into herself through her pants. So here I
am, sitting in my basement while these two girls are practically
****ing each other with my Wiimotes. I'm thinking, wow, how much
better can this get?
Then the one on my right takes off her pants. She's not
laughing, just smiling and saying "This thing is almost as good
as what I use at home." My mouth is hanging open, and the other
girl is just laughing and watching. We're in Tennis mode and she
starts rubbing herself, moaning each time the remote vibrates.
Now the other girl takes my Wiimote and does the same, taking
off her pants. This time, though, she goes right for it and jams
the whole thing in herself. Without even thinking, I'm rubbing
myself in my pants, almost ready to come. The first girl looks
over at me and says, "What? Are you getting jealous?" With a
smile she puts down the Wiimote and leans over, she takes off my
jeans and my **** pops out through my boxers. She kneels in
front of me, while the other girl starts kissing at my face. I
was surprised I hadn't come already, I guess it was the weed
slowing down my physical functions. All I see is her smiling
face inching down to my rigid **** mouth agape, the other one is
watching too, rubbing herself while she jams her tongue into my
open mouth.
I feel her warm, moist mouth envelop my ****. I can tell she’s
having trouble getting it all in, but the feeling is amazing.
Slowly she works my **** in her mouth, wrapping her tongue
around the head, licking it as he work in and out. The other
girl pries herself away from my mouth long enough to grab the
Wiimote and come up behind the brown haired girl, eagerly
sucking away at my ****. She leans over and starts working the
Wiimote in and out of her friends ****, now dripping with fluid.
She starts moaning while sucking my ****, imagine this sound,
mouth full of my member and moaning loudly. I can feel myself
reaching orgasm, I try to tell her, but my mouth won’t move, I’m
lost in the heavenly sensation of her tongue and mouth. She
pulls off just as I start to come and says, "Mmm, are you almost
done? My mouth is getting-" She never finishes, I cum loads into
her face, she gasps in surprise and more shoots into her mouth.
She laughs and smiles, her friend still working the Wiimote in
and out of her ****, she licks the semen off her face as more
spills out into her cleavage. Her friend pauses for a moment,
just long enough to come around and lick the jizz of her
breasts.
We fooled around for a bit longer after than, and eventually I
showed them both how good I was at Wii Sports . . . among other
things.
[/quote]
Based on a true story
#Post#: 4906--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: Cruel Date: February 23, 2013, 6:59 pm
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[QUOTE]
Sup HCD, So I know what you're thinking, moar copypasta right?
Nope, this really happened to me, like 30 minutes ago. So my
parents are out of town for the weekend, and I figure I'll just
stay up getting high and fapping. Later in the afternoon, I'm a
little blazed and the doorbell rings. I figure the neighbor kid
lost another ball over our fence, so I answer it. Turns out it's
a couple girls I go to school with, they're both stone cold
foxes. I tried asking one of them out the previous year, but it
kind fell through. They say that they were bored and decided to
drive over and say hi since they knew my parents were out of
town. I'm still pretty stoned at this point, so I just kinda
mumble and invite them in. I ask them what they want to do,
then, since I've got these two hot chicks alone with me at my
house, I try to act funny and say, "You two wanna come
downstairs and play with my Wii?" It was funny to me at the
time, but for some reason they just looked at each other and
giggled. So we went downstairs and I started up Wii Sports,
since it's easy to play.
I sit down on the couch and they both take a seat on either side
of me. I hand them each a remote and instead of standing up to
play, they snuggle up to me. I start em out on Tennis, and we're
all sitting there laughing at their attempts to play. One thing
that really get them is how the Wiimote vibrates when they hit
the ball. After a few games one of them says that she can smell
pot, and asks if I've got anymore. Imagine my luck, two hot
girls wanna get high with me alone in my house. So we all take a
few hits, and they're laughing harder than ever. We keep playing
for a while, trying out different games, until one of them
presses the Wiimote to her nipple as it vibrates. She does a
real fake ****star moan and laughs, but I can see her nipple
standing out through the shirt. Right now, my dick is rock hard
and almost poking out through my pants
I take the Wiimote and laughing with them say, "Watch" as I put
it over my crotch and it vibrates. They think this is hilarious,
but I can see that they've noticed my boner. One of them takes
the Wiimote from me and does than same, except she's practically
jamming the Wiimote into herself through her pants. So here I
am, sitting in my basement while these two girls are practically
****ing each other with my Wiimotes. I'm thinking, wow, how much
better can this get?
Then the one on my right takes off her pants. She's not
laughing, just smiling and saying "This thing is almost as good
as what I use at home." My mouth is hanging open, and the other
girl is just laughing and watching. We're in Tennis mode and she
starts rubbing herself, moaning each time the remote vibrates.
Now the other girl takes my Wiimote and does the same, taking
off her pants. This time, though, she goes right for it and jams
the whole thing in herself. Without even thinking, I'm rubbing
myself in my pants, almost ready to come. The first girl looks
over at me and says, "What? Are you getting jealous?" With a
smile she puts down the Wiimote and leans over, she takes off my
jeans and my **** pops out through my boxers. She kneels in
front of me, while the other girl starts kissing at my face. I
was surprised I hadn't come already, I guess it was the weed
slowing down my physical functions. All I see is her smiling
face inching down to my rigid **** mouth agape, the other one is
watching too, rubbing herself while she jams her tongue into my
open mouth.
I feel her warm, moist mouth envelop my ****. I can tell she’s
having trouble getting it all in, but the feeling is amazing.
Slowly she works my **** in her mouth, wrapping her tongue
around the head, licking it as he work in and out. The other
girl pries herself away from my mouth long enough to grab the
Wiimote and come up behind the brown haired girl, eagerly
sucking away at my ****. She leans over and starts working the
Wiimote in and out of her friends ****, now dripping with fluid.
She starts moaning while sucking my ****, imagine this sound,
mouth full of my member and moaning loudly. I can feel myself
reaching orgasm, I try to tell her, but my mouth won’t move, I’m
lost in the heavenly sensation of her tongue and mouth. She
pulls off just as I start to come and says, "Mmm, are you almost
done? My mouth is getting-" She never finishes, I cum loads into
her face, she gasps in surprise and more shoots into her mouth.
She laughs and smiles, her friend still working the Wiimote in
and out of her ****, she licks the semen off her face as more
spills out into her cleavage. Her friend pauses for a moment,
just long enough to come around and lick the jizz of her
breasts.
We fooled around for a bit longer after than, and eventually I
showed them both how good I was at Wii Sports . . . among other
things.
[/QUOTE]
HTML http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN-ZeB8ARd4
HTML http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN-ZeB8ARd4
#Post#: 5022--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: sportace Date: February 25, 2013, 10:29 am
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This goes through, right?
#Post#: 5025--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: blockade Date: February 25, 2013, 10:37 am
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[quote author=alexa link=topic=1008.msg4904#msg4904
date=1361666556]
i shuld try it
[/quote]
lol dat alexa
#Post#: 5031--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: Apple Date: February 25, 2013, 3:01 pm
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[quote author=Cruel link=topic=1008.msg4906#msg4906
date=1361667555]
[QUOTE]
Sup HCD, So I know what you're thinking, moar copypasta right?
Nope, this really happened to me, like 30 minutes ago. So my
parents are out of town for the weekend, and I figure I'll just
stay up getting high and fapping. Later in the afternoon, I'm a
little blazed and the doorbell rings. I figure the neighbor kid
lost another ball over our fence, so I answer it. Turns out it's
a couple girls I go to school with, they're both stone cold
foxes. I tried asking one of them out the previous year, but it
kind fell through. They say that they were bored and decided to
drive over and say hi since they knew my parents were out of
town. I'm still pretty stoned at this point, so I just kinda
mumble and invite them in. I ask them what they want to do,
then, since I've got these two hot chicks alone with me at my
house, I try to act funny and say, "You two wanna come
downstairs and play with my Wii?" It was funny to me at the
time, but for some reason they just looked at each other and
giggled. So we went downstairs and I started up Wii Sports,
since it's easy to play.
I sit down on the couch and they both take a seat on either side
of me. I hand them each a remote and instead of standing up to
play, they snuggle up to me. I start em out on Tennis, and we're
all sitting there laughing at their attempts to play. One thing
that really get them is how the Wiimote vibrates when they hit
the ball. After a few games one of them says that she can smell
pot, and asks if I've got anymore. Imagine my luck, two hot
girls wanna get high with me alone in my house. So we all take a
few hits, and they're laughing harder than ever. We keep playing
for a while, trying out different games, until one of them
presses the Wiimote to her nipple as it vibrates. She does a
real fake ****star moan and laughs, but I can see her nipple
standing out through the shirt. Right now, my dick is rock hard
and almost poking out through my pants
I take the Wiimote and laughing with them say, "Watch" as I put
it over my crotch and it vibrates. They think this is hilarious,
but I can see that they've noticed my boner. One of them takes
the Wiimote from me and does than same, except she's practically
jamming the Wiimote into herself through her pants. So here I
am, sitting in my basement while these two girls are practically
****ing each other with my Wiimotes. I'm thinking, wow, how much
better can this get?
Then the one on my right takes off her pants. She's not
laughing, just smiling and saying "This thing is almost as good
as what I use at home." My mouth is hanging open, and the other
girl is just laughing and watching. We're in Tennis mode and she
starts rubbing herself, moaning each time the remote vibrates.
Now the other girl takes my Wiimote and does the same, taking
off her pants. This time, though, she goes right for it and jams
the whole thing in herself. Without even thinking, I'm rubbing
myself in my pants, almost ready to come. The first girl looks
over at me and says, "What? Are you getting jealous?" With a
smile she puts down the Wiimote and leans over, she takes off my
jeans and my **** pops out through my boxers. She kneels in
front of me, while the other girl starts kissing at my face. I
was surprised I hadn't come already, I guess it was the weed
slowing down my physical functions. All I see is her smiling
face inching down to my rigid **** mouth agape, the other one is
watching too, rubbing herself while she jams her tongue into my
open mouth.
I feel her warm, moist mouth envelop my ****. I can tell she’s
having trouble getting it all in, but the feeling is amazing.
Slowly she works my **** in her mouth, wrapping her tongue
around the head, licking it as he work in and out. The other
girl pries herself away from my mouth long enough to grab the
Wiimote and come up behind the brown haired girl, eagerly
sucking away at my ****. She leans over and starts working the
Wiimote in and out of her friends ****, now dripping with fluid.
She starts moaning while sucking my ****, imagine this sound,
mouth full of my member and moaning loudly. I can feel myself
reaching orgasm, I try to tell her, but my mouth won’t move, I’m
lost in the heavenly sensation of her tongue and mouth. She
pulls off just as I start to come and says, "Mmm, are you almost
done? My mouth is getting-" She never finishes, I cum loads into
her face, she gasps in surprise and more shoots into her mouth.
She laughs and smiles, her friend still working the Wiimote in
and out of her ****, she licks the semen off her face as more
spills out into her cleavage. Her friend pauses for a moment,
just long enough to come around and lick the jizz of her
breasts.
We fooled around for a bit longer after than, and eventually I
showed them both how good I was at Wii Sports . . . among other
things.
[/QUOTE]
HTML http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN-ZeB8ARd4
HTML http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN-ZeB8ARd4
[/quote]
shoulda just told the other gurl to start doing it after the
first ones mouth got full, they could jsut keep rotating
#Post#: 5045--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: alexa Date: February 25, 2013, 4:15 pm
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i lold softly
#Post#: 5065--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: Apple Date: February 25, 2013, 5:03 pm
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o mai gosh y did u delete all that wii stuff was gonna fap to it
later
#Post#: 5081--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: alexa Date: February 25, 2013, 7:36 pm
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[quote author=Rfranklinz link=topic=1008.msg5080#msg5080
date=1361842044]
[quote author=Lord of Fail link=topic=1008.msg5078#msg5078
date=1361838740]
[quote author=sportace link=topic=1008.msg5074#msg5074
date=1361834445]
All of the team minus sonic said they wanted him impeached, they
voted for it, and your just gonna change your mind cuz he said
'dont impeach me'.
[/quote]
he gave solid reasoning.
i spoke with him via PM and he promised me to be more active -
that he would check the forums at least once per day.
all he wants is to approve trades, he said that you are in
charge of everything else
if he is still doing a **** tier job after this, he may be
replaced in the offseason.
[/quote]
so what u are saying to me is if the entire team wants to get
rid of their manager, the manager can simply ask for a second
chance? (smirk)
weak, LoF. very weak
[/quote]
i said that myself..
you dont follow your own rule
his second chance was this season
in season 2 he didn't do jack shit for this league. We wanted to
remove his gm and give it to someone else at the beginning of
Season 3. Although Lof with his pussy self gave him a second
chance. What changes happen? More Forfeits till Week 2 Day 2
when im pretty sure sportace stepped up and no more forfeits
happened besides the maximum loss against penguin pride. Have u
even seen stone do a match report so far? No i dont think so. In
total hes only been to about 4 GM MEETINGS, and in all of those
meetings , hes only been in them for 2 mins. Whats his reason
for leaving? "I had a sphb game" or "i was playing hax" or "this
is wasting my time im leaving." Guess what? Bullshit. If you
can't fucking use your time for the league then get out or step
down. LimitedWard did the right decision on stepping down when
he knew he wasnt going to be active for the league anymore. And
the league is still continuing. Instead of being biased as fuck
and only caring about your power and 1 individual player
(sonic). Listen to your team instead, or in this case, your GM.
#Post#: 5082--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: Barca-Kes Date: February 25, 2013, 7:42 pm
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[quote author=alexa link=topic=1008.msg5081#msg5081
date=1361842583]
[quote author=Rfranklinz link=topic=1008.msg5080#msg5080
date=1361842044]
[quote author=Lord of Fail link=topic=1008.msg5078#msg5078
date=1361838740]
[quote author=sportace link=topic=1008.msg5074#msg5074
date=1361834445]
All of the team minus sonic said they wanted him impeached, they
voted for it, and your just gonna change your mind cuz he said
'dont impeach me'.
[/quote]
he gave solid reasoning.
i spoke with him via PM and he promised me to be more active -
that he would check the forums at least once per day.
all he wants is to approve trades, he said that you are in
charge of everything else
if he is still doing a **** tier job after this, he may be
replaced in the offseason.
[/quote]
so what u are saying to me is if the entire team wants to get
rid of their manager, the manager can simply ask for a second
chance? (smirk)
weak, LoF. very weak
[/quote]
i said that myself..
you dont follow your own rule
[/quote]
impeach LOF
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