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#Post#: 4838--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: Barca-Kes Date: February 23, 2013, 8:27 am
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Barca approves of this message
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Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: blockade Date: February 23, 2013, 11:03 am
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put it in your team locker, other team's shouldnt be voting on
this matter
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Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: sportace Date: February 23, 2013, 3:22 pm
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bump of peace, poll added
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Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: BubbleGum Date: February 23, 2013, 5:15 pm
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to impeach do i vote yes
or do i vote no to impeach?
swt
#Post#: 4892--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: sportace Date: February 23, 2013, 5:25 pm
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[quote author=BubbleGum link=topic=1008.msg4889#msg4889
date=1361661332]
to impeach do i vote yes
or do i vote no to impeach?
swt
[/quote]
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.
As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with
instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open
wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You
took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a
putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a
jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering
pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to
stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour
lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf
at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper
cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than
nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You
are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal
bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an
unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl
out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil
scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents
abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of
what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit
late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before
attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that
you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but
they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If
cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with
caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense
than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few
cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core
dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than
that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches,
maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal
parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it
back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil
beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You
are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a
green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred
trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy,
squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're
a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't
have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and
lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant
and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address
lines shorted together.
You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to
be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that
your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the
$0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life
is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising
either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all
siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your
polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever
mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search
of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous
and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are
a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile.
You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed
toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals
silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.12 world.
Your mother had to tie a pork chop
around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You
believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever
lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry
Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test
patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality
of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and
benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang
up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you.
You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and
sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish
opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your
sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you
leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I
hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the
porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off,
pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john.
You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish
clack-dish plonker. You
gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained
clot pole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking
flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted
clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your spouse be blessed with many
bastards.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused
yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a
field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you
still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a
double feature; _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You
would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath.
You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic
camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed
stains. You
are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just
knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I
wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming
flotsam. You won't make it. I beg for sweet death to come and
remove me from a world which became unbearable when you crawled
out of a harpy's lair.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a
stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have
traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new
dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid
stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons
have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no
intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer
day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than
our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be
possible that anything in our universe can really be this
stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big
stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid
purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I
can't go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this
experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don't think
that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic
opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your
other drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have
snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ...
it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a
creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a
bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly
effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to
read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True,
these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people
take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in
this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known
that this was true in your case then I would have never have
exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been
"right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you
the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that
seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent,
vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome,
despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous,
contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist,
avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous,
byzantine, conspiratorial, fraudulent, libelous, bilious,
splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate,
harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious,
revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic,
fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant,
deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring,
plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious,
secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous,
flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile,
and Generally Not Good.
#Post#: 4896--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: alexa Date: February 23, 2013, 5:44 pm
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[quote author=sportace link=topic=1008.msg4892#msg4892
date=1361661944]
[quote author=BubbleGum link=topic=1008.msg4889#msg4889
date=1361661332]
to impeach do i vote yes
or do i vote no to impeach?
swt
[/quote]
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.
As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with
instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open
wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You
took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a
putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a
jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering
pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to
stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour
lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf
at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper
cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than
nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You
are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal
bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an
unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl
out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil
scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents
abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of
what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit
late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before
attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that
you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but
they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If
cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with
caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense
than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few
cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core
dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than
that, you top-post. God created houseflies, ****roaches,
maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal
parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it
back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil
beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You
are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a
green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred
trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy,
squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're
a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't
have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and
lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant
and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address
lines shorted together.
You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to
be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that
your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the
$0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life
is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising
either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all
siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your
polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever
mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search
of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous
and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are
a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile.
You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed
toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals
silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.12 world.
Your mother had to tie a pork chop
around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You
believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever
lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry
Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test
patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality
of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and
benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang
up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you.
You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and
sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish
opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your
sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you
leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I
hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the
porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off,
pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john.
You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish
clack-dish ****. You
gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained
clot pole ponce. You craven dewberry ****head ****up pratting
naff. You ****ered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking
flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted
clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your spouse be blessed with many
bastards.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused
yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a
field of **** clues at the height of clue mating season, you
still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a
double feature; _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You
would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath.
You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic
camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed
stains. You
are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just
knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I
wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming
flotsam. You won't make it. I beg for sweet death to come and
remove me from a world which became unbearable when you crawled
out of a harpy's lair.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a
stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have
traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new
dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid
stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons
have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no
intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer
day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than
our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be
possible that anything in our universe can really be this
stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big
stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid
purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I
can't go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this
experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don't think
that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic
opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your
other drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have
snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ...
it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a
creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a
bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly
effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to
read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True,
these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people
take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in
this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known
that this was true in your case then I would have never have
exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been
"right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you
the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that
seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent,
vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome,
despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous,
contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist,
avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous,
byzantine, conspiratorial, fraudulent, libelous, bilious,
splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate,
harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious,
revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic,
fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant,
deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring,
plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious,
secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous,
flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile,
and Generally Not Good.
[/quote]
gotem
K.O
#Post#: 4897--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: blockade Date: February 23, 2013, 5:44 pm
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Step 1 Copy the first paragraph
Step 2 right click and search with google
Step 3 click on the first option
You have found this post lol
#Post#: 4898--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: BubbleGum Date: February 23, 2013, 5:53 pm
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slim3d me
:(
#Post#: 4901--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: Daffy Date: February 23, 2013, 6:13 pm
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Sup HCD, So I know what you're thinking, moar copypasta right?
Nope, this really happened to me, like 30 minutes ago. So my
parents are out of town for the weekend, and I figure I'll just
stay up getting high and fapping. Later in the afternoon, I'm a
little blazed and the doorbell rings. I figure the neighbor kid
lost another ball over our fence, so I answer it. Turns out it's
a couple girls I go to school with, they're both stone cold
foxes. I tried asking one of them out the previous year, but it
kind fell through. They say that they were bored and decided to
drive over and say hi since they knew my parents were out of
town. I'm still pretty stoned at this point, so I just kinda
mumble and invite them in. I ask them what they want to do,
then, since I've got these two hot chicks alone with me at my
house, I try to act funny and say, "You two wanna come
downstairs and play with my Wii?" It was funny to me at the
time, but for some reason they just looked at each other and
giggled. So we went downstairs and I started up Wii Sports,
since it's easy to play.
I sit down on the couch and they both take a seat on either side
of me. I hand them each a remote and instead of standing up to
play, they snuggle up to me. I start em out on Tennis, and we're
all sitting there laughing at their attempts to play. One thing
that really get them is how the Wiimote vibrates when they hit
the ball. After a few games one of them says that she can smell
pot, and asks if I've got anymore. Imagine my luck, two hot
girls wanna get high with me alone in my house. So we all take a
few hits, and they're laughing harder than ever. We keep playing
for a while, trying out different games, until one of them
presses the Wiimote to her nipple as it vibrates. She does a
real fake pornstar moan and laughs, but I can see her nipple
standing out through the shirt. Right now, my dick is rock hard
and almost poking out through my pants
I take the Wiimote and laughing with them say, "Watch" as I put
it over my crotch and it vibrates. They think this is hilarious,
but I can see that they've noticed my boner. One of them takes
the Wiimote from me and does than same, except she's practically
jamming the Wiimote into herself through her pants. So here I
am, sitting in my basement while these two girls are practically
fucking each other with my Wiimotes. I'm thinking, wow, how much
better can this get?
Then the one on my right takes off her pants. She's not
laughing, just smiling and saying "This thing is almost as good
as what I use at home." My mouth is hanging open, and the other
girl is just laughing and watching. We're in Tennis mode and she
starts rubbing herself, moaning each time the remote vibrates.
Now the other girl takes my Wiimote and does the same, taking
off her pants. This time, though, she goes right for it and jams
the whole thing in herself. Without even thinking, I'm rubbing
myself in my pants, almost ready to come. The first girl looks
over at me and says, "What? Are you getting jealous?" With a
smile she puts down the Wiimote and leans over, she takes off my
jeans and my erection pops out through my boxers. She kneels in
front of me, while the other girl starts kissing at my face. I
was surprised I hadn't come already, I guess it was the weed
slowing down my physical functions. All I see is her smiling
face inching down to my rigid cock mouth agape, the other one is
watching too, rubbing herself while she jams her tongue into my
open mouth.
I feel her warm, moist mouth envelop my cock. I can tell she’s
having trouble getting it all in, but the feeling is amazing.
Slowly she works my cock in her mouth, wrapping her tongue
around the head, licking it as he work in and out. The other
girl pries herself away from my mouth long enough to grab the
Wiimote and come up behind the brown haired girl, eagerly
sucking away at my penis. She leans over and starts working the
Wiimote in and out of her friends vagina, now dripping with
fluid. She starts moaning while sucking my cock, imagine this
sound, mouth full of my member and moaning loudly. I can feel
myself reaching orgasm, I try to tell her, but my mouth won’t
move, I’m lost in the heavenly sensation of her tongue and
mouth. She pulls off just as I start to come and says, "Mmm, are
you almost done? My mouth is getting-" She never finishes, I cum
loads into her face, she gasps in surprise and more shoots into
her mouth. She laughs and smiles, her friend still working the
Wiimote in and out of her pussy, she licks the semen off her
face as more spills out into her cleavage. Her friend pauses for
a moment, just long enough to come around and lick the jizz of
her breasts.
We fooled around for a bit longer after than, and eventually I
showed them both how good I was at Wii Sports . . . among other
things.
#Post#: 4903--------------------------------------------------
Re: Impeachment Request: stone55
By: blockade Date: February 23, 2013, 6:27 pm
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Go daffy! 8)
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