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Re: Dear Cat
By: northbayteky Date: September 7, 2021, 4:36 pm
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[quote author=Heron link=topic=87.msg12615#msg12615
date=1631048419]
If you could ask your cat(s) ONE question, and get an actual
answer, what would you ask?
I'd ask our black cat why he's scared of plastic bags. I'd ask
our torbie what her kittenhood was like.
[/quote]
I would ask Khaleesi why she's scared of sneezes.
#Post#: 12673--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat
By: VanGoghSunflowers Date: September 7, 2021, 9:19 pm
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Dear Cat,
Look, I respect your right to decide whether to accept pets or
not. And you have every right to make your wishes clear. But
biting me because my arm is touching you, when you just laid
yourself down on that very arm, doesn't really seem fair.
Respectfully,
The person attached to the arm attached to the hand that feeds
you
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Re: Dear Cat
By: NordicDog Date: September 7, 2021, 9:23 pm
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[quote author=northbayteky link=topic=87.msg12629#msg12629
date=1631050594]
[quote author=Heron link=topic=87.msg12615#msg12615
date=1631048419]
If you could ask your cat(s) ONE question, and get an actual
answer, what would you ask?
I'd ask our black cat why he's scared of plastic bags. I'd ask
our torbie what her kittenhood was like.
[/quote]
I would ask Khaleesi why she's scared of sneezes.
[/quote]
Perhaps Khaleesi thinks you've exploded.
#Post#: 13760--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat
By: muskrat Date: September 9, 2021, 5:29 pm
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Dear Cat =^..^=
I've been watching you via Zoom for the past 14 months during
pilates class. Your on-camera antics are way more entertaining
than watching your human/my instructor.
I hold you personally responsible for screwing up my breathing &
concentration by being so damn cute. It's totally YOUR fault I
dont (yet) have a hot body.
Thanks a lot, bub.
Love,
the lazy slacker cat lover
#Post#: 13798--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat
By: Aardtacha Date: September 9, 2021, 6:31 pm
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Dear Cat:
That's my husband who gets into the other side of the bed 15
minutes after I do every night, same as he's done the entire 13
years you've lived with us. He wasn't an axe murderer last
night and he won't be one tonight, either. You really don't have
to leave in the middle of a cuddle when you know you'll be right
back here as soon as he's reading his book.
#Post#: 14285--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat
By: ThistlePDX Date: September 10, 2021, 3:08 pm
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Dear Cat (aka Insufferable Little ADHD Kitten),
I know you think everything in the house is your toy, including
drapes, the clean (formerly folded) clothes in the laundry
basket, and the wool blanket at the foot of our bed, which you
are working on chewing up. I know you'd sleep in the master bath
basin if I'd let you, whether or not a stream of water is
running for you to play with/drink from. But I think it is a
bridge too far for you to assume that my hands and feet are your
bonus chew toys. We need to talk about your approach to
age-appropriate development.
Here's a hint that you are biting and scratching something that
is NOT approved by Mommy: You will hear a scream of pain from
that big, roundish thing with an opening at the front which sits
on top of Mommy's neck. Additionally, if you taste blood when
you bite, you are DEFINITELY not playing with one of your
squeaky mice.
Thanks,
Mommy
P.S. Please leave a note for Daddy that we need more Band-Aids.
My hands are too sliced and diced to grasp the pen.
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Re: Dear Cat
By: billieryder Date: September 10, 2021, 8:49 pm
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Dear Cat,
Please stop feeding your cat toys particularly the long stringy
things to our robot vacuum. There is nothing more annoying than
hearing the clunk clunk of our robot vacuum or even worse the
beeping when your toy has totally gummed up his innards.
I get that you don't really like the robot but its not his
fault. He was just doing his job when he ran into you a few
months ago. For my sanity please end your feud.
You could take your cue from Coco. The vacuum will sense you
and turn around if you just sit there because you are too lazy
to move. Just ask her how she knows.
The cleaning lady.
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Re: Dear Cat
By: VanGoghSunflowers Date: September 13, 2021, 6:41 pm
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Dear Cat,
Could you please please please stop breaking my shit?
Sincerely,
Fed Up
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Re: Dear Cat
By: nsw11 Date: September 13, 2021, 7:51 pm
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I love this thread
#Post#: 15471--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Cat
By: animaniactoo Date: September 13, 2021, 7:56 pm
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[quote author=nsw11 link=topic=87.msg15469#msg15469
date=1631580694]
I love this thread
[/quote]
Ditto.
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