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Betty White Homage
DIR By: guest114
Date: January 1, 2022, 2:57 am
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Dedicated to the most famous fictional native of St. Olaf,
Minnesota, the sugary-sweet mean homemaker of "The Mary Tyler
Moore Show" and veteran of 80 years ish of TV. All in one
person. Gosh.
I'm warming up with a clip from The Golden Girls: technically
the first St. Olaf story Rose tells (but in a flashback episode
at end of Season 1) "The Great Herring War"--
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opEigpvhJRE
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Re: Betty White Homage
DIR By: guest114
Date: January 1, 2022, 12:17 pm
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Oh, found a 2019 article with funniest quotes from Betty White
on being Betty White.
HTML https://www.instyle.com/news/betty-white-funniest-quotes
“I’m a health nut. My favorite food is hot dogs with French
fries. And my exercise: I have a two-story house and a very bad
memory, so I’m up and down those stairs.”
“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with
old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old
friends I need a Ouija board.”—During her opening monologue for
Saturday Night Live
"My only claim to fame: I’m the only woman in the world who has
not slept with Tiger Woods."—On The Insider
They didn't cover my favorite about body parts, found here:
HTML https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/betty-white-dead-but-her-9-funniest-quotes-will-live-forever/ar-AASkTK2<br
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Why do people say, ‘Grow some balls’? Balls are weak and
sensitive. If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those
things really take a pounding!”
“My answer to anything under the sun, like ‘What have you not
done in the business that you’ve always wanted to do?’ is
‘Robert Redford’.”
Also found this: "“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day
seeing pictures of people's vacations was considered a
punishment.”
― Betty White"
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Re: Betty White Homage
DIR By: oreally
Date: January 1, 2022, 1:40 pm
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HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_27ztK4hCB4
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Re: Betty White Homage
DIR By: guest114
Date: January 1, 2022, 2:14 pm
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Dang it, I watched 3 clips in a row. The moment #2 where Sue
Nivens talks about wanting to get out of the Happy Homemaker
mode and get a different job opening-- and learns that Mary
plans to audition for that job too. So hilarious, especially the
compulsive smiling.
That's the prelude to this audition where she has to read
about mudslides.
“Let’s all hope that survivors remember that stubborn grime
can be removed with a blend of warm water and cornstarch.”
Long ago, I got shanghaied into doing skit videos. I wound up
being the host of a game show for one skit (the theater student
had a bigger role in this).. and I thought I would die of the
smiling while they did take after take and fussed over the
lighting and contrast.
I mean.. game show host... and me... No. Just not good at
fake social modes. Worst choice ever for that role. We did our
best. The other skit was more fun.
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Re: Betty White Homage
DIR By: guest114
Date: January 1, 2022, 2:42 pm
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I have to stop. This clip made me HURT laughing. Internal
stitches.
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRnjx-bpGpE
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Re: Betty White Homage
DIR By: animaniactoo
Date: January 1, 2022, 4:50 pm
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Found in my FB feed, and I could not feel/love this more:
No.
Nope.
Betty White didn't die.
No, no, no.
She grabbed 2021 by the throat, and whispered in its ear "I'm
taking you with me, you son of a bitch."
And then she threw them both into the fires of Mordor to save us
all.
That's my fucking story and I'm sticking to it.
It is canon. Deal with it.
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Re: Betty White Homage
DIR By: guest114
Date: January 1, 2022, 7:32 pm
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--- Quote from: animaniactoo link ---
>
> Found in my FB feed, and I could not feel/love this more:
>
> No.
> Nope.
> Betty White didn't die.
> No, no, no.
> She grabbed 2021 by the throat, and whispered in its ear "I'm
taking you with me, you son of a bitch."
> And then she threw them both into the fires of Mordor to save
us all.
> That's my fucking story and I'm sticking to it.
> It is canon. Deal with it.
>
--- End Quote ---
But first, did she shoot a herring out of that canon?
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