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#Post#: 31848--------------------------------------------------
Dear Self, Who May or May Not Be a Floof
By: TwoASAPsAgo Date: October 22, 2021, 10:09 am
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Dear Self,
Please close lids on jars all the way. They don't need to be
tight.
In the alternative, please stop picking up jars by their lids.
It's been 30ish years. Aren't you tired of proving the same
theory over and over again?
Love,
Your better half
#Post#: 31851--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Self, Who May or May Not Be a Floof
By: Queenie Date: October 22, 2021, 10:13 am
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(floof related)
Dear Self,
When the puppy is quiet and happily engaged, this is actually a
bad thing, as she is very likely eating your shoe.
#Post#: 31877--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Self, Who May or May Not Be a Floof
By: muskrat Date: October 22, 2021, 10:38 am
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Dear (stoopid) Self,
When you use liquid wood furniture polish (the real stuff: not
that candy-azz Lemon Pledge aerosol crap), just wear rubber
gloves, okay?
No matter how many times you wash your hands, it doesnt come off
AND it makes your hands reek forever.
Seriously: How hard is it to just learn that one simple little
lesson* ?
Love,
me
*(a rhetorical question, of course)
#Post#: 31881--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Self, Who May or May Not Be a Floof
By: TwoASAPsAgo Date: October 22, 2021, 10:41 am
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[quote author=muskrat link=topic=452.msg31877#msg31877
date=1634917101]
Dear (stoopid) Self,
[/quote]
Hey, don't call my ad-minion "stoopid"!
#Post#: 31892--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Self, Who May or May Not Be a Floof
By: HeddyL2627 Date: October 22, 2021, 11:01 am
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Dear self,
No matter how many times you think "Yay! She's finally grown
up!" [and has figured out personal space and won't bash into me
at full speed] No, no she hasn't.
Duck when the horse comes your way ;D
#ouch
#Post#: 32393--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Self, Who May or May Not Be a Floof
By: muskrat Date: October 23, 2021, 11:04 am
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(floof-related)
Dear Self,
You know all those surly people who scoff when a pet owner
refers to a pet as their kid?
Well, I was just walking past my gerbil's cage while munching on
an apple slice.
I know she loves apple, so instead of swallowing the last bite,
I took a little bit of chewed up apple out of my mouth and gave
to Gerbil.
Now, if that's not motherly love, then what is.... ?
🍎🐭 <3
#Post#: 32507--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Self, Who May or May Not Be a Floof
By: guest197 Date: October 23, 2021, 6:49 pm
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[quote author=muskrat link=topic=452.msg32393#msg32393
date=1635005060]
(floof-related)
Dear Self,
You know all those surly people who scoff when a pet owner
refers to a pet as their kid?
Well, I was just walking past my gerbil's cage while munching on
an apple slice.
I know she loves apple, so instead of swallowing the last bite,
I took a little bit of chewed up apple out of my mouth and gave
to Gerbil.
Now, if that's not motherly love, then what is.... ?
🍎🐭 <3
[/quote]
Muskrat Love?
#Post#: 32532--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Self, Who May or May Not Be a Floof
By: NordicDog Date: October 23, 2021, 9:21 pm
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[quote author=4sure4sure link=topic=452.msg32507#msg32507
date=1635032949]
[quote author=muskrat link=topic=452.msg32393#msg32393
date=1635005060]
(floof-related)
Dear Self,
You know all those surly people who scoff when a pet owner
refers to a pet as their kid?
Well, I was just walking past my gerbil's cage while munching on
an apple slice.
I know she loves apple, so instead of swallowing the last bite,
I took a little bit of chewed up apple out of my mouth and gave
to Gerbil.
Now, if that's not motherly love, then what is.... ?
🍎🐭 <3
[/quote]
Muskrat Love?
[/quote]
Bad earworm!
#Post#: 39045--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Self, Who May or May Not Be a Floof
By: TwoASAPsAgo Date: November 8, 2021, 4:29 pm
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Dear Self,
If you get away with not closing a lid all the way,
congratulations!
And then if you somehow get away with lifting a bottle by that
unclosed lid, hallelujah!
So maybe don't press your luck by shaking the bottle to mix the
liquids? Just a suggestion.
Sincerely,
Your better half
#Post#: 39189--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Self, Who May or May Not Be a Floof
By: kkt Date: November 8, 2021, 11:05 pm
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Dear Self,
Having discovered that the first bottle of beer foamed up
instantly when opened, you might be a little more cautious
opening the second bottle.
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