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       Trump Joke
   DIR By: LabPartner
       Date: August 29, 2026, 3:49 pm
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       Donald Trump dies and approaches the pearly gates. St. Peter
       says, "Well, Donald, here you are at last." Trump says, "Is this
       heaven?" St. Peter says, "It is. How about we take a tour before
       anything else."
       Trump: I love tours. I'm the best ever at tours.
       They walk along an eternally long corridor, and Trump notices
       that it's lined with clocks. He asks, "What's with all the
       clocks?"
       St. Peter: Every person is assigned a clock at birth. Every lie
       causes the hands on the clock to move. Look at that clock
       there."
       They see one where the hands were still perfectly on 12 and 12.
       St. Peter says, "That belonged to Mother Teresa. She was
       incapable of lying, which is why she is a saint."
       Trump points at another clock that appears to show the time as
       12:02. "Who does that belong to?"
       "Honest Abe. Two lies in his entire life."
       Trump continues down the corridor looking at all the clocks that
       show various times. He finally says, "I haven't seen my clock."
       St. Peter says, "Your clock? It's in God's office."
       Trump beams with pride. "I knew I'd have a special place. I am
       the most special person in all of history. Let's go to see it."
       St. Peter shakes his head. "I'm not sure that would be a good
       idea."
       "Of course it's a good idea," Trump says. "Why wouldn't it be a
       good idea?"
       St. Peter replies, "Well, God uses it as his ceiling fan."
       #Post#: 407083--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Trump Joke
   DIR By: Lurknomore
       Date: August 30, 2026, 9:19 am
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       A Russian spy, a sexual predator and a billionaire walk into a
       bar.
       The bartender says, “What can I get you, Mr. President?”
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