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       Jokes courtesy of Longtall who is MIA but doing well
       By: Lurknomore Date: September 6, 2024, 2:54 pm
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       Dan goes into his gym and asked the personal trainer, "Which
       machine should I use to impress the ladies?" The trainer looks
       him up and down and replies, "I'd try the ATM".
       Dan was driving down the freeway when Diane called his cell
       phone.
       "Dan, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the
       wrong way on highway 36. Please be careful!"
       "It's not just one car," said Dan.  It's hundreds of them!"
       And this one from NextDoor…
       A woman walks into her living room in a towel and says to her
       husband “I just saw myself naked in the mirror and I look like
       hell! I could really use a compliment “.
       He continues reading his paper & says “your eyesight is perfect
       “ 😂
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       Re: Jokes courtesy of Longtall who is MIA but doing well
       By: acl-ny Date: September 6, 2024, 3:24 pm
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       I miss her!
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