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Adult Kid-Parent Relationships
By: animaniactoo Date: March 31, 2024, 5:39 pm
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I would just like to say that I am thoroughly enjoying my
relationship with my 30-year old which included this yesterday
(during a call where he was following up to ask me more about a
job-hunting suggestion I had):
Me: Wait. You didn't actually care about Thing X? It was just a
way to harass me?
Kiddo: Pretty much.
Me: Fuck you.
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Kiddo: [describes annoying thing]
Me: So you're saying this is that thing again where you [do
self-defeating thing].
Kiddo: Bitch.
Me: Fair.
#Post#: 271915--------------------------------------------------
Re: Adult Kid-Parent Relationships
By: Queenie Date: September 3, 2024, 10:15 am
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Yesterday, at my house:
ME: Happy almost-birthday, Oldest! Will you be staying for
dinner?
OLDEST. Um. Yes. Also I may have accidentally invited six other
people and a dog, and they will arrive in less than fifteen
minutes.
ME: [B] Attention everyone, we have a defcon 1 hosting
emergency. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.[/b]
#Post#: 271941--------------------------------------------------
Re: Adult Kid-Parent Relationships
By: farmgirl Date: September 3, 2024, 12:54 pm
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[quote author=Queenie link=topic=2639.msg271915#msg271915
date=1725376532]
Yesterday, at my house:
ME: Happy almost-birthday, Oldest! Will you be staying for
dinner?
OLDEST. Um. Yes. Also I may have accidentally invited six other
people and a dog, and they will arrive in less than fifteen
minutes.
ME: [B] Attention everyone, we have a defcon 1 hosting
emergency. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.[/b]
[/quote]
Since this was not me, I find this absolutely hysterical. And
since it was you, I'm sure you were able to come up with
sufficient food.
Also, this does sound a lot like one of my sons. Who are both
significantly older than your sons.
#Post#: 271947--------------------------------------------------
Re: Adult Kid-Parent Relationships
By: acl-ny Date: September 3, 2024, 1:12 pm
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[quote author=Queenie link=topic=2639.msg271915#msg271915
date=1725376532]
Yesterday, at my house:
ME: Happy almost-birthday, Oldest! Will you be staying for
dinner?
OLDEST. Um. Yes. Also I may have accidentally invited six other
people and a dog, and they will arrive in less than fifteen
minutes.
ME: [B] Attention everyone, we have a defcon 1 hosting
emergency. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.[/b]
[/quote]
Burgers and hot dogs on the grill? 😁
#Post#: 271950--------------------------------------------------
Re: Adult Kid-Parent Relationships
By: muskrat Date: September 3, 2024, 1:29 pm
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[quote author=Queenie link=topic=2639.msg271915#msg271915
date=1725376532]
Yesterday, at my house:
ME: Happy almost-birthday, Oldest! Will you be staying for
dinner?
OLDEST. Um. Yes. Also I may have accidentally invited six other
people and a dog, and they will arrive in less than fifteen
minutes.
ME: [B] Attention everyone, we have a defcon 1 hosting
emergency. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.[/b]
[/quote]
Now we really need you to close out the incident and submit your
after-action report [s]for our entertainment[/s] : D
#Post#: 271953--------------------------------------------------
Re: Adult Kid-Parent Relationships
By: AbidingDudev4.1 Date: September 3, 2024, 1:55 pm
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[quote author=Queenie link=topic=2639.msg271915#msg271915
date=1725376532]
Yesterday, at my house:
ME: Happy almost-birthday, Oldest! Will you be staying for
dinner?
OLDEST. Um. Yes. Also I may have accidentally invited six other
people and a dog, and they will arrive in less than fifteen
minutes.
ME: Attention everyone, we have a defcon 1 hosting emergency.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
[/quote]
What kind of dog?
Did LCP play nice?
#Post#: 271959--------------------------------------------------
Re: Adult Kid-Parent Relationships
By: Queenie Date: September 3, 2024, 2:17 pm
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[quote author=farmgirl link=topic=2639.msg271941#msg271941
date=1725386077]
[quote author=Queenie link=topic=2639.msg271915#msg271915
date=1725376532]
Yesterday, at my house:
ME: Happy almost-birthday, Oldest! Will you be staying for
dinner?
OLDEST. Um. Yes. Also I may have accidentally invited six other
people and a dog, and they will arrive in less than fifteen
minutes.
ME: [B] Attention everyone, we have a defcon 1 hosting
emergency. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.[/b]
[/quote]
Since this was not me, I find this absolutely hysterical. And
since it was you, I'm sure you were able to come up with
sufficient food.
Also, this does sound a lot like one of my sons. Who are both
significantly older than your sons.
[/quote]
It was fine. I pride myself on my ability to feed a crowd on
short notice. It's a touching comment on Oldest's faith in me,
really. I even got a hug.
Long story short: one of the guests (really these are people
I've known since they were six) brought a brisket and another
one brought a cooler so all I did was apps (sliders), sides
(mango-jalapeno slaw, roast potatoes, grilled eggplant, corn on
the cob and nice crusty bread) and dessert (peach cobbler with
ice cream).
LCP got along great with Stevie the GSD puppy.
#Post#: 271986--------------------------------------------------
Re: Adult Kid-Parent Relationships
By: muskrat Date: September 3, 2024, 3:37 pm
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"....all I did was apps (sliders), sides (mango-jalapeno slaw,
roast potatoes, grilled eggplant, corn on the cob and nice
crusty bread) and dessert (peach cobbler with ice cream)."
damn girl, your "all i did was" sounds freaking a w e s o m e.
imagine if you'd had even more time: i'm crying into my lameazz
peanutbutter sandwich dinner at the mere thought of what that
spread wouldve tasted like.
here, have a spare crown for pulling it off.
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#Post#: 272004--------------------------------------------------
Re: Adult Kid-Parent Relationships
By: kkt Date: September 3, 2024, 6:23 pm
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[quote author=Queenie link=topic=2639.msg271915#msg271915
date=1725376532]
Yesterday, at my house:
ME: Happy almost-birthday, Oldest! Will you be staying for
dinner?
OLDEST. Um. Yes. Also I may have accidentally invited six other
people and a dog, and they will arrive in less than fifteen
minutes.
ME: [B] Attention everyone, we have a defcon 1 hosting
emergency. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.[/b]
[/quote]
Red alert! Prepare to summon the pizza delivery!
#Post#: 272013--------------------------------------------------
Re: Adult Kid-Parent Relationships
By: LabPartner Date: September 3, 2024, 8:36 pm
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Brought a brisket.
Friends like that ...
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