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#Post#: 12716--------------------------------------------------
Dear Honey
By: billieryder Date: September 8, 2021, 1:16 am
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I feel like we need something similar to Dear Cat which I find
hilarious.
Dear Honey,
Please use nouns when you talk. Until I learn to read minds, I
will never know what "it" is without you telling me.
"Did you want to try this out?" Did not refer to a sex toy but
a bike light.
"Can you believe it costs $400?" Did not refer to bike
equipment but Lego which I am not sure we have ever talked
about.
And no... "8 weeks" is not a complete sentence when it comes out
of the blue but apparently in reference to a conversation we had
several hours prior. Did you know that the number of people who
have died of Covid in the US is equivalent to the number of
people who died in WWI in 8 weeks? Or maybe it was WWII... But
regardless it means absolutely nothing without context.
Respectfully, the other half of the conversation.
#Post#: 12718--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Honey
By: kkt Date: September 8, 2021, 1:35 am
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[quote author=billieryder link=topic=263.msg12716#msg12716
date=1631081807]
Did you know that the number of people who have died of Covid in
the US is equivalent to the number of people who died in WWI in
8 weeks?
[/quote]
Well, it all depends which 8 weeks we're talking about, doesn't
it? The phony war period at the beginning when the governments
just declared war and the armies glowered at each other? Or,
say, the Somme?
Yes, lack of context in conversations is an extremely annoying
habbit.
#Post#: 13804--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Honey
By: CaviaPorcellus Date: September 9, 2021, 6:49 pm
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This is an odd way to find out my husband is living a double
life. My favorite bit is when he says "The other day" and he
means 15 years ago, well before I met him.
#Post#: 16106--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Honey
By: billieryder Date: September 14, 2021, 11:42 pm
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Dear Honey,
PUT DOWN THOSE CAT TREATS!!
I can assure that I never forget to give her morning and
evening treats. (How one can forget with her reminding you the
second you step into the kitchen is beyond me).
I know its hard to resist her but you must. She will not lose
weight if we are not a united front.
#Post#: 16137--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Honey
By: Heron Date: September 15, 2021, 7:24 am
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My husband is *such* a pushover for the cats! I'm glad he loves
them, but I also wish he's learn that giving them their way most
of the time can lead to problems!
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Re: Dear Honey
By: billieryder Date: September 15, 2021, 7:44 am
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Heron,
If she thinks she can trick you into more treats she will try it
on both of us. She has caught me out too where Mr. Ryder gave
her treats because I wasn't well and got out of bed late. And
of course Coco acted like she had received nothing from nobody.
She is a tricky one.
#Post#: 16150--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Honey
By: Heron Date: September 15, 2021, 8:12 am
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Billie: I find training the cats easier than training the
husband to resist the cats!
[quote author=billieryder link=topic=263.msg16143#msg16143
date=1631709853]
Heron,
If she thinks she can trick you into more treats she will try it
on both of us. She has caught me out too where Mr. Ryder gave
her treats because I wasn't well and got out of bed late. And
of course Coco acted like she had received nothing from nobody.
She is a tricky one.
[/quote]
#Post#: 16527--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Honey
By: animaniactoo Date: September 15, 2021, 8:34 pm
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Dear Honey,
Yes, I know you think it is hilarious when you put a potato chip
on my shoulder, and that you sat in front of the ac until you
could put your freezing shoulder on my arm.
But I promise you, these “making the phrase come true” things
are only funny THE FIRST TIME you do them.
Please, I beg you. Find a new shtick.
Your loving audience.
#Post#: 16595--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Honey
By: NordicDog Date: September 16, 2021, 7:43 am
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[quote author=Skowronek link=topic=263.msg16591#msg16591
date=1631793090]
Dear Honey,
Waking me up when I am sound asleep to tell me you love me and
how much you love is NOT as loving as LETTING ME SLEEP.
Remember - you are now retired and I get up at 4 am.
Your loving wife (and possible future murderer).
[/quote]
Dear Honey,
Thank you for never, ever waking me up unless under specific
instructions to do so. I know you only comply because I'm scary
in the morning, but thank you regardless.
Your loving wife
#Post#: 17054--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dear Honey
By: billieryder Date: September 16, 2021, 11:44 pm
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[quote author=NordicDog link=topic=263.msg16595#msg16595
date=1631796187]
[quote author=Skowronek link=topic=263.msg16591#msg16591
date=1631793090]
Dear Honey,
Waking me up when I am sound asleep to tell me you love me and
how much you love is NOT as loving as LETTING ME SLEEP.
Remember - you are now retired and I get up at 4 am.
Your loving wife (and possible future murderer).
[/quote]
Dear Honey,
Thank you for never, ever waking me up unless under specific
instructions to do so. I know you only comply because I'm scary
in the morning, but thank you regardless.
Your loving wife
[/quote]
MUST.BE.MORE.SCARY.
Yes, Honey. I know you are trying to be helpful but I own an
alarm clock and understand how to use it. I can't tell you how
many times I've tried to sleep in just an extra 30min and he
wakes me up at my usual time.
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