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       #Post#: 329--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Cyrus
       By: West Morse Date: August 13, 2021, 11:33 pm
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       Hey, TwoASAP ! SO good to see you, too ! People keep popping up
       and I'm just over the moon here !
       Kevlar - haha ! - maybe I need to look into that...
       Mine are going through a phase right now where they ignore the
       eleventy million dollars of toys I've bought because all they
       want right now is THE STICK !!!
       More than 50 acres, thousands upon thousands of trees, and all
       they want is just that ONE stick...
       They are good boys  ;)
       #Post#: 356--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Cyrus
       By: TwoASAPsAgo Date: August 14, 2021, 8:59 am
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       [quote author=West Morse link=topic=25.msg329#msg329
       date=1628915600]
       Hey, TwoASAP ! SO good to see you, too ! People keep popping up
       and I'm just over the moon here !
       Kevlar - haha ! - maybe I need to look into that...
       Mine are going through a phase right now where they ignore the
       eleventy million dollars of toys I've bought because all they
       want right now is THE STICK !!!
       More than 50 acres, thousands upon thousands of trees, and all
       they want is just that ONE stick...
       They are good boys  ;)
       [/quote]
       💞💞💞
       It is clearly the BEST stick in the world!!!  How can you not
       see it -- too much land clouding your vision??? 😆
       Cyrus is mostly about the one plastic water bottle I bought on
       my way to SC when I couldn't find my regular water bottle.  He's
       such a spazz over it, especially when it rolls. 😁  And
       of course cardboard boxes!  He's obsessed with them.  Jumps all
       over them, sits in them, brawls with them, tears them up, chews
       on a chunk and then thoughtfully spits out the fully masticated,
       umm, mound of pulp on the floor.  🤨   I thought
       something like this might happen, so I never went overboard on
       store-bought toys, though he has plenty of those too.
       #Post#: 494--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Cyrus
       By: TwoASAPsAgo Date: August 15, 2021, 8:41 am
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       Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.
       Cyrus (12 weeks and 1 foot tall) has had four successful
       breakouts in three days.  😰😰😰
       First (Friday).  Unsure how it happened (gate was closed
       properly, found no gaps when I walked the fence). I suspect the
       neighbor's lawnmower scared him into jumping onto and climbing
       over the 5-foot chainlink fence.  Unfortunately, he now sees
       going over a fence as a viable option.  This was the big issue I
       was warned about with whippets, and one of the reasons he has a
       "covered" playpen instead of an open one.  Once they realize
       "over" is an escape option, they'll find a way.
       😭😭😭
       Second (Saturday morning). I need to figure out exactly where Cy
       broke out.  So I let him loose in the yard after he handles his
       business, which happens to be near a section of 4-foot-tall wood
       fence.  He doesn't mess with his own poop (yay!), but is also
       very territorial about it when I try to pick it up (boo!). So I
       toss a ball to the opposite side of the very large yard,
       thinking I have a few seconds to scoop.  Nope.  I look up just
       in time to see him racing at me and barely pull the poop bag out
       of his way.
       That's when I see him shift his gaze to the wooden fence ten
       feet beyond me. Damn. He decides to go for it.  Of course this
       is all in slow mo for me.  I shout "Noooooooooooooooooo!" and
       calculate spending the day at the animal hospital and explaining
       myself to Puppy Protective Services.  It is obvious from his
       trajectory that he is going to crash at full speed about 8
       inches short.
       And yet he manages to fly through a 5-inch gap toward the top of
       two slats.  Cyrus couldn't fit through a 5-inch gap if he tried
       walking through it, after rolling in a pound of butter!!!  I
       self-gaslight and tell myself I didn't see what I just saw with
       my own lying eyes.  I run over to the fence,  and there is the
       face of supreme self-satisfaction grinning back at me.  "You're
       not getting a treat for that, bud.  Or a gold medal."  I was
       damn impressed, but dutifully scowled. Then he strolled off to
       investigate the front yard, while I ran around to lure him back.
       Sigh.
       Third (two hours later).  I'm setting up to lead virtual
       meditation outside on the deck, and go back inside to crate
       Cyrus for 30 minutes.  He is in the kitchen (blocked off from
       the rest of the house), and the door doesn't close fast enough.
       So he is off to the races!  Down the steps and toward the locked
       gate (5 feet tall).  Phew.  I stroll over in time to see him
       pull up the metal bar with his teeth, push open the gate and run
       out.  Ugh.  This is a puppy who gets frustrated with a basic
       food puzzle.  He looks back at me like I'm going to chase him,
       and I casually make it seem like I have treats (I don't) and
       that he's about to get locked out.  He "barely" sneaks back into
       the yard, as I "try" to close the gate on him.  (Yeah, I'm still
       slightly smarter than you, puppy.)  I am 5 minutes late to
       meditation.  Sigh.  And then the Song of the Suburbs, Leafblower
       Cut, starts.  Double sigh.
       Fourth (8 a.m. today).  Cyrus finds a small gap at the bottom of
       the wooden fence from attempt 2 while we're playing fetch --
       that game where I throw the ball and he hides it in his favorite
       pile of leaves near the gap.  He strolls around the front yard
       and then over to investigate the garbage can.  I casually walk
       out, as if we planned this outing, and pick up my end of the
       leash.  I let him sniff the garbage cans, as I think about
       spending the day at the hardware store.  Sigh.
       Duck is tired and needs a hot bath in a soaker tub at a spa.
       #Post#: 502--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Cyrus
       By: LabPartner Date: August 15, 2021, 8:51 am
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       [quote author=TwoASAPsAgo link=topic=25.msg494#msg494
       date=1629034901]
       Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.
       Cyrus (12 weeks and 1 foot tall) has had four successful
       breakouts in three days.  😰😰😰
       [/quote]
       When I first got Dakota, I took her to my sister's house when I
       went to have lunch with my dad. She has a full yard, a total
       lot.  Two bites into the hot dog, my phone rings. It's someone
       calling to tell me that Dakota just walked into their garage to
       say hello. They lived across the street from my sister. Next
       time, I leave her in the yard, walk through the house to put
       something in my car, and she's standing by the car door grinning
       at me. So I send my nephew out to hide in the yard and leave
       Dakota to walk through the house again.
       She used a downspout to gain about 4", enough to reach the top
       of a 3' chain link fence. Then she jumped on the fence and
       pushed off the house with her hind legs to get over the fence.
       Not even 10 seconds. They're way more clever than we are.
       #Post#: 512--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Cyrus
       By: oreally Date: August 15, 2021, 9:33 am
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       Debbie Downer here... that's impressive work by your sweet,
       smart creatures, Lab and ASAP. My girl was so impossible to
       contain that she could not be left for a minute unattended. She
       did get hit by a car, tracking a squirrel across the street,
       after escaping the backyard when I stepped inside for a second.
       This time it was apparently my fault because she seemed to have
       walked right out the iron gate, and had not eaten through the
       wood fence that time. I think I just had not closed the lock
       correctly. In any case, it's $3,000 later and she is doing well
       with only one hip joint, but I sure would have rather it had not
       happened at all.
       #Post#: 538--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Cyrus
       By: animaniactoo Date: August 15, 2021, 11:39 am
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       Please allow me to tell you about my neighbors down the block
       when I was growing up.
       Luther was the DUMBEST dog in the world. Except for when it came
       to food. He was a golden retriever/lab mix, and clearly saved up
       all his smarts for food.
       This is a dog that knocked a jar of peanut butter left out on a
       countertop over, and managed to lick up every last bit of peanut
       butter without cutting his tongue on any of the shards.
       Roast left out on the kitchen table for 2 seconds? Goodbye. Xmas
       dinner had some last minute substitutions that year.
       His sister Athena wasn't much better when it came to food.
       Eventually their humans decided they had to lock the
       refrigerator door and had a giant chain on it to keep it closed.
       The cats climbed up on top and opened the freezer door for them.
       #Post#: 607--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Cyrus
       By: TwoASAPsAgo Date: August 15, 2021, 4:08 pm
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       [quote author=oreally link=topic=25.msg512#msg512
       date=1629038020]
       Debbie Downer here... that's impressive work by your sweet,
       smart creatures, Lab and ASAP. My girl was so impossible to
       contain that she could not be left for a minute unattended. She
       did get hit by a car, tracking a squirrel across the street,
       after escaping the backyard when I stepped inside for a second.
       This time it was apparently my fault because she seemed to have
       walked right out the iron gate, and had not eaten through the
       wood fence that time. I think I just had not closed the lock
       correctly. In any case, it's $3,000 later and she is doing well
       with only one hip joint, but I sure would have rather it had not
       happened at all.
       [/quote]
       Oreally, I'm so sorry!  I'm glad though that yours is doing
       better, and hope you aren't judging yourself too harshly for a
       momentary lapse.  You certainly didn't intend for any of it to
       happen.
       #Post#: 610--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Cyrus
       By: LabPartner Date: August 15, 2021, 4:12 pm
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       [quote author=oreally link=topic=25.msg512#msg512
       date=1629038020]
       Debbie Downer here... that's impressive work by your sweet,
       smart creatures, Lab and ASAP. My girl was so impossible to
       contain that she could not be left for a minute unattended. She
       did get hit by a car, tracking a squirrel across the street,
       after escaping the backyard when I stepped inside for a second.
       This time it was apparently my fault because she seemed to have
       walked right out the iron gate, and had not eaten through the
       wood fence that time. I think I just had not closed the lock
       correctly. In any case, it's $3,000 later and she is doing well
       with only one hip joint, but I sure would have rather it had not
       happened at all.
       [/quote]
       This makes me so sad.
       #Post#: 713--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Cyrus
       By: oreally Date: August 15, 2021, 8:58 pm
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       [quote author=LabPartner link=topic=25.msg610#msg610
       date=1629061967]
       [quote author=oreally link=topic=25.msg512#msg512
       date=1629038020]
       Debbie Downer here... that's impressive work by your sweet,
       smart creatures, Lab and ASAP. My girl was so impossible to
       contain that she could not be left for a minute unattended. She
       did get hit by a car, tracking a squirrel across the street,
       after escaping the backyard when I stepped inside for a second.
       This time it was apparently my fault because she seemed to have
       walked right out the iron gate, and had not eaten through the
       wood fence that time. I think I just had not closed the lock
       correctly. In any case, it's $3,000 later and she is doing well
       with only one hip joint, but I sure would have rather it had not
       happened at all.
       [/quote]
       This makes me so sad.
       [/quote]
       Thank you. It made me very sad.
       #Post#: 715--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Cyrus
       By: oreally Date: August 15, 2021, 9:02 pm
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       [quote author=TwoASAPsAgo link=topic=25.msg607#msg607
       date=1629061690]
       [quote author=oreally link=topic=25.msg512#msg512
       date=1629038020]
       Debbie Downer here... that's impressive work by your sweet,
       smart creatures, Lab and ASAP. My girl was so impossible to
       contain that she could not be left for a minute unattended. She
       did get hit by a car, tracking a squirrel across the street,
       after escaping the backyard when I stepped inside for a second.
       This time it was apparently my fault because she seemed to have
       walked right out the iron gate, and had not eaten through the
       wood fence that time. I think I just had not closed the lock
       correctly. In any case, it's $3,000 later and she is doing well
       with only one hip joint, but I sure would have rather it had not
       happened at all.
       [/quote]
       Oreally, I'm so sorry!  I'm glad though that yours is doing
       better, and hope you aren't judging yourself too harshly for a
       momentary lapse.  You certainly didn't intend for any of it to
       happen.
       [/quote]
       Thank you. It was sad. We are all better.
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