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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: April 21, 2022, 9:23 pm
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Steven King has a son named Joe.
I'm not joking, but he is.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: April 21, 2022, 9:24 pm
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I call my horse Mayo.
And sometimes Mayo neighs.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: April 21, 2022, 9:27 pm
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I got a gun belt for my cat.
Now I call her Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: NoLongerAubergine
Date: April 21, 2022, 11:07 pm
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> I call my horse Mayo.
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> And sometimes Mayo neighs.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: April 22, 2022, 9:49 am
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When an eel has a maw
With a pharyngeal jaw
That's a moray
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: May 14, 2022, 9:57 pm
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I'm starting a new business teaching math to short people.
I'm calling it Making Little People Count.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: muskrat
Date: May 15, 2022, 8:20 am
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--- Quote from: LabPartner link ---
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> I'm starting a new business teaching math to short people.
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> I'm calling it Making Little People Count.
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Good timing:
Last night I had a dream my math teacher was (unsuccessfully)
attempting to explain a complicated word problem to me. Math
genius that I'm not, I just couldnt figure out the answer.
Oh yeah: I'm 5'3".
So. where to I sign up?
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: AbidingDudev4.1
Date: May 15, 2022, 12:19 pm
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As a kid my Dad had no sense of humor at all. But he found out
about puns, as a groan man.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Paloma
Date: May 16, 2022, 12:58 am
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What do Alexander the Great and Winne the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name. :)
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: AbidingDudev4.1
Date: May 19, 2022, 10:27 am
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Just a reminder that April is National Procrastination Awareness
Month.
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