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#Post#: 88108--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: April 8, 2022, 10:25 pm
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Why are there poptarts, but no momtarts?
Because of the pastryarchy.
#Post#: 88109--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: NoLongerAubergine
Date: April 8, 2022, 10:29 pm
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> Which part of you dies last?
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> The pupils.
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> They die late.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: April 9, 2022, 7:40 am
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What a day!
My stepmother tried to have me killed. I got the guy to let me
go, but then I got lost for hours in the woods. I finally found
a cottage with some food, and then fell asleep, only to be woken
by 6 dwarfs.
Not Happy.
#Post#: 88124--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: April 9, 2022, 8:23 am
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I wanted to thank everyone for sticking with me while I figured
out the meaning of “many”.
It means a lot.
#Post#: 88134--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: April 9, 2022, 9:49 am
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I'm getting annoyed with people moaning about the cost of
things. $3 for coffee, $2 for tea, $2.50 for a cupcake. If I
hear any more complaints I'll stop inviting people over.
#Post#: 88147--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: April 9, 2022, 11:45 am
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I put ketchup on the shopping list, but what a mistake. Now I
can't read any of it.
#Post#: 88200--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: April 10, 2022, 8:17 am
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--- Quote from: Cairn terrier link ---
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> What a day!
> My stepmother tried to have me killed. I got the guy to let
me go, but then I got lost for hours in the woods. I finally
found a cottage with some food, and then fell asleep, only to be
woken by 6 dwarfs.
> Not Happy.
>
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I feel the urge to explain this joke, which must be the absolute
surest sign that a joke has gone wrong.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: April 10, 2022, 8:33 am
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OK, see if this one is any better:
A woman walks into a bar and ordered a "double entendre".
So the bartender gave it to her.
#Post#: 90240--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: April 19, 2022, 7:42 am
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They told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.
But so far I've made 3 bowls and a vase and they’re really
lovely.
#Post#: 90439--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Lurknomore
Date: April 19, 2022, 11:30 pm
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--- Quote from: Cairn terrier link ---
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> They told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.
>
> But so far I've made 3 bowls and a vase and they’re really
lovely.
>
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Oh thank goodness!! I was going to request an explanation of
this one after reading it 5 times, BUT… I finally got it!
😂
Yours truly,
Prof. Higgins
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