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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Paloma
Date: March 23, 2022, 6:13 pm
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What’s the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Thetis099
Date: March 23, 2022, 6:31 pm
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> What’s the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
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> Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”
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I have both sets of knowledge and jargon down for this dad joke.
Too funny! And, my former supervisor does too. Thanks. I
will pass it on and he will love it.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: northbayteky
Date: March 24, 2022, 12:10 pm
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I stole these off the comments section. All thanks to Opopanax
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I'm terrified of elevators, so I'm taking steps to avoid them.
Can you explain these gaps in your resume?
Yes, they were made by a 'space bar'.
He: I have a crush on Beyonce.
She: Whatever floats your boat.
He: That's called Buoyancy.
Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and
conditions.
250 lbs on Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury.
I'm not fat, I’m on the wrong planet.
Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Paloma
Date: March 24, 2022, 12:40 pm
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> I stole these off the comments section. All thanks to Opopanax
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I haven't seen him in ages! Good to know he's still around.
Loved his poetry selections.
He was allowed to put jokes in the Hax comments? My God, the
hamsters are slipping! :)
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: March 29, 2022, 8:01 am
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Elvis Costello and ABBA are touring together this summer, and
there are some tough negotiations going on. Watch the news to
hear when ABBA and Costello decide who's on first.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: animaniactoo
Date: March 29, 2022, 8:36 am
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> Elvis Costello and ABBA are touring together this summer, and
there are some tough negotiations going on. Watch the news to
hear when ABBA and Costello decide who's on first.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: AbidingDudev4.1
Date: March 31, 2022, 3:28 pm
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I was playing frisbee for the first time as a kid, and I didn't
understand how it kept getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: March 31, 2022, 9:38 pm
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Which part of you dies last?
The pupils.
They die late.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: animaniactoo
Date: March 31, 2022, 10:04 pm
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> Which part of you dies last?
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> The pupils.
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> They die late.
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You're making my brain hurt. Or maybe that's just my eye
twitching so much.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: April 3, 2022, 8:36 am
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I bought a pair of shoes from this guy, and I think he was a
drug dealer.
Because I don’t know what he laced them with, and I’ve been
tripping all day.
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