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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: animaniactoo
Date: February 5, 2022, 7:48 pm
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My husband, calling out from the bathroom earlier tonight.
"Hey! I can speak Russian now!"
"huh?
"Because I'm Pootin'!"
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#Post#: 70908--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Itopian
Date: February 5, 2022, 9:52 pm
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> My husband, calling out from the bathroom earlier tonight.
>
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> "Hey! I can speak Russian now!"
> "huh?
> "Because I'm Pootin'!"
>
>
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I would think he spoke German. er fahrt, fahrt, fahrt auf der
Autobahn...
#Post#: 71002--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: February 6, 2022, 1:56 pm
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If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
#Post#: 71060--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Paloma
Date: February 6, 2022, 7:18 pm
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1. A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
2. A group of crows was arrested for trying to hang out
together. The charge? Attempted murder.
3. A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has
one breast and one testicle.
#Post#: 74267--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: AbidingDudev4.1
Date: February 17, 2022, 9:24 am
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I was at the gas station this morning and saw they raised the
price at the air pump by fifty cents.
That's the cost of inflation
#Post#: 74336--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: muskrat
Date: February 17, 2022, 11:48 am
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--- Quote from: AbidingDudev4.1 link ---
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> I was at the gas station this morning and saw they raised the
price at the air pump by fifty cents.
>
> That's the cost of inflation
>
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I almost didnt get it the first time. It's sad when a Dad joke
almost goes over my head... ::)
#Post#: 74338--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: AbidingDudev4.1
Date: February 17, 2022, 11:49 am
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--- Quote from: muskrat link ---
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> [quote author=AbidingDudev4.1 link=topic=20.msg74267#msg74267
date=1645111484]
> I was at the gas station this morning and saw they raised the
price at the air pump by fifty cents.
>
> That's the cost of inflation
>
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I almost didnt get it the first time. It's sad when a Dad joke
almost goes over my head... ::)
[/quote]
I assume you were too tired.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: February 17, 2022, 12:28 pm
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--- Quote from: AbidingDudev4.1 link ---
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> [quote author=muskrat link=topic=20.msg74336#msg74336
date=1645120091]
> [quote author=AbidingDudev4.1 link=topic=20.msg74267#msg74267
date=1645111484]
> I was at the gas station this morning and saw they raised the
price at the air pump by fifty cents.
>
> That's the cost of inflation
>
--- End Quote ---
I almost didnt get it the first time. It's sad when a Dad joke
almost goes over my head... ::)
[/quote]
I assume you were too tired.
[/quote]
I don't know. I was thinking it was kind of flat. And it's a
retread, too.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: March 6, 2022, 8:21 am
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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One...or two?
One...or two?
#Post#: 79595--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: acl-ny
Date: March 6, 2022, 3:46 pm
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--- Quote from: Cairn terrier link ---
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> How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
> One...or two?
> One...or two?
>
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I wish I had "seen" this before my recent visit with my eye doc!
Although he's probably heard it before.
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