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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: oreally
Date: January 15, 2022, 10:24 pm
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A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Hey."
Horse says, "Sure."
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: northbayteky
Date: January 18, 2022, 3:37 pm
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Monday - Greg
Tuesday - Ian
Wednesday - Greg
Thursday - Ian
Friday - Greg
Saturday - Ian
Sunday - Greg
The Gregorian Calendar
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: January 18, 2022, 4:23 pm
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Australia sure knows tennis.
Check out how they just returned a Serb.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: animaniactoo
Date: January 18, 2022, 4:28 pm
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Ha. Seen this morning: Djokovic is the first player to be
knocked out of a Grand Slam tournament by missing 2 shots.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Paloma
Date: January 21, 2022, 11:24 pm
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Three elderly men were relaxing on the beach in Florida.
One said “I owned a factory in New York state. One winter, the
heat didn’t come on, the pipes froze and got water everywhere,
and everything was ruined. I decided I was too old to start
over, so I took the insurance money, sold the place, and retired
to down here.”
The second man said “I had a big store, in Philadelphia. One
night, it caught fire, and burned to the ground. I didn’t want
to go through all the work of rebuilding, so I sold the
property, took the insurance money, and moved here, too.”
The third man said “I owned a huge car dealership in Miami. Two
years ago, a hurricane blew through, and destroyed everything,
even the buildings. I, too, decided to take the insurance money,
and retire.”
His companions looked at him in awe. After a few moments of
silence, one asked “How did you start a hurricane??”
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Rufus711
Date: January 26, 2022, 12:38 pm
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Not all math puns are bad, just sum of them.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: guest114
Date: January 28, 2022, 6:05 pm
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But the average math pun can be divisible or mean, unless you
go for the median.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: January 30, 2022, 11:17 am
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I didn't think that I needed orthopedic shoes, but now I stand
corrected.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: January 30, 2022, 4:53 pm
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Someone tore a page from my calendar.
I'm dismayed.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: animaniactoo
Date: January 30, 2022, 5:11 pm
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