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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: muskrat
Date: October 14, 2021, 7:55 am
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Why are there fences around cemeteries ?
Because people are dying to get in.*
💀🎃 🦇
*(a real live actual dad joke told by my Dad)
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: northbayteky
Date: December 27, 2021, 4:28 pm
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Where do crooked rainbows go?
To prism.
Yes, they get light sentences.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: muskrat
Date: December 27, 2021, 4:34 pm
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--- Quote from: northbayteky link ---
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> Where do crooked rainbows go?
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> To prism.
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> Yes, they get light sentences.
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Now, I never thought I'd ever actually say this, but....
Glad to see the return of dumb Dad jokes !
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: December 29, 2021, 7:36 pm
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My dog ate a whole bunch of Scrabble tiles.
They’re keeping him overnight at the vet for observation.
I just called to check on him, but there’s no word yet.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: guest114
Date: December 29, 2021, 9:06 pm
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My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who
ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.
Q: What did the little champagne bottle call his father?
A: Pop!
Q: What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?
A: Moo Year’s Eve.
Q: Where can you find comedians on New Year’s Eve?
A: Waiting for the punch line.
Q: What do farmers give their wives at midnight on New Year’s
Eve?
A: Hogs and kisses.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A
pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Paloma
Date: December 30, 2021, 9:15 pm
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Here's a few more!
1. My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a
ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real
ladder.”
2. What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
3. Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire
Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: January 9, 2022, 9:31 am
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A beaver walks into a river.
The river says, “Well, I’ll be dammed”.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Paloma
Date: January 9, 2022, 11:11 pm
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If you're needing a smile:
1. This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I
accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
2 Do you know that 'Ikea' actually comes from two Swedish
words? Ika, meaning "Sunday" and then keya, meaning 'fucking
ruined".
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: AbidingDudev4.1
Date: January 11, 2022, 10:34 am
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Blatantly stolen from twitter..
Have you been forced to wear a mask and glasses during this
pandemic? If so, you may be entitled to condensation...
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Rufus711
Date: January 14, 2022, 1:40 pm
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