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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: September 7, 2021, 1:28 pm
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> I'd add more jokes to this list but I'm not a Dad, so if I did
that I'd be a faux Pa.
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Leave it to you to go father into that rabbit hole!
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: kkt
Date: September 7, 2021, 6:05 pm
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Speaking of rabbit holes. Ripped bleeding from the Internet:
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll ya have?"
The rabbit says "I dunno, I'm only here because of Autocorrect!"
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: bananasquisher
Date: September 10, 2021, 5:06 pm
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always
take things literally.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: ManyHats
Date: September 20, 2021, 12:14 pm
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My dad sent me a bunch of Ole and Lena jokes recently and this
was my favorite:
Ole and Lena had just gotten married and were driving to
Minneapolis for their honeymoon. When Ole put his hand on Lena's
leg, she said "Ole, you can go further if you vant to" so Ole
drove to Duluth.
(best if read in a fake Norwegian accent)
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: AbidingDudev4.1
Date: September 28, 2021, 2:00 pm
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1. I came home early from work yesterday and there was a guy
jogging naked, I asked him why, he said "Because you came home
early"
2. My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the
kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: AbidingDudev4.1
Date: October 1, 2021, 9:45 am
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What do you call a salmon in a bow tie?
Sofishticated.
Why should Bart Simpson not aggravate Moe so much?
If he ever gets his hands on him, he's a Bart ender.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: VanGoghSunflowers
Date: October 5, 2021, 4:26 pm
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--- Quote from: AbidingDudev4.1 link ---
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> 1. I came home early from work yesterday and there was a guy
jogging naked, I asked him why, he said "Because you came home
early"
>
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... it took me until now to get that one. And I saw it when you
first posted it.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: animaniactoo
Date: October 8, 2021, 3:07 pm
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WARNING: PG-18 HUMOR.
The reason you can't get pregnant from having sex with a vampire
is not because their sperm is dead. It's because a vampire can't
come inside unless they've been invited.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: ManyHats
Date: October 9, 2021, 9:46 am
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From a friend's FB feed: if a cop pulls a Uhaul over, did he
just bust a move?
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: bananasquisher
Date: October 13, 2021, 8:24 pm
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*I've been away for way too long, so coming back with a pun.*
I love Switzerland. I'm not sure what the best thing about it
is, but their flag is a big plus.
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