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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: acl-ny
Date: July 28, 2022, 7:51 pm
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The other day I spotted an albino Dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for him.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: acl-ny
Date: July 28, 2022, 8:32 pm
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Ok, Ani thought the last one was dumb.
So I'll post another:
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turned out, it was the refrigerator.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: animaniactoo
Date: July 28, 2022, 8:34 pm
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--- Quote from: acl-ny link ---
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> Ok, Ani thought the last one was dumb.
>
> So I'll post another:
>
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> I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
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>
> Turned out, it was the refrigerator.
>
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I routinely vote all of these as dumb. Groaners, all of them. ;)
#Post#: 115128--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LesserGoddess
Date: August 4, 2022, 11:37 am
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.
The bartender says, For you? No charge.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: AbidingDudev4.1
Date: August 4, 2022, 11:39 am
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--- Quote from: LabPartner link ---
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> [quote author=AbidingDudev4.1
link=topic=20.msg108754#msg108754 date=1657651250]
> Son: Dad, why don't you trust trees?
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> Dad: They seem shady.
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--- End Quote ---
Pretty slim.
[/quote]
I think it really stands up.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: August 4, 2022, 4:17 pm
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--- Quote from: AbidingDudev4.1 link ---
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> [quote author=LabPartner link=topic=20.msg108797#msg108797
date=1657656577]
> [quote author=AbidingDudev4.1
link=topic=20.msg108754#msg108754 date=1657651250]
> Son: Dad, why don't you trust trees?
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> Dad: They seem shady.
>
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Pretty slim.
[/quote]
I think it really stands up.
[/quote]
Leaf me out of this.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: August 4, 2022, 8:38 pm
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What are Chocolate's pronouns?
Her/she
#Post#: 116087--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: August 8, 2022, 4:34 pm
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How many teachers does it take to make up a subtraction problem?
Didn't you know? It only takes one teacher to make a
difference.
#Post#: 117910--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: AbidingDudev4.1
Date: August 14, 2022, 9:57 pm
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So I went to the beekeeper and ordered a dozen bees.
He counted them out, but when I checked there were thirteen
bees.
I said to him that he gave me an extra.
He told me that was a freebie.
Fake it til you make it,I say.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: August 26, 2022, 10:36 pm
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I was in an elevator when a drunk guy got on and threw up.
It was disgusting on so many levels.
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