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#Post#: 106754--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: muskrat
Date: July 2, 2022, 6:04 am
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--- Quote from: LabPartner link ---
>
> A conversation at the casting office:
>
> CASTING DIRECTOR: We're working on a movie about composers.
> STALLONE: I'll play Beethoven.
> WILLIS: I'll be Mozart.
> SCHWARZENEGGER: Stop it, guys. I'm not saying it.
>
--- End Quote ---
In a scale of 1 to Dumb, how bad is it if I don't get a dumb Dad
joke ?
Oh wait. I just got it...
Yeah, I was right: it IS a dumb Dad joke. 🙊
#Post#: 106762--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: kkt
Date: July 2, 2022, 9:09 am
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"What is C for?" took me longer... but I did get it eventually
:)
#Post#: 106780--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: July 2, 2022, 11:20 am
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the crowd cheered
when the pastry chef made meringue.
That surprised me.
Usually Australians boo meringue.
#Post#: 106783--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: northbayteky
Date: July 2, 2022, 11:27 am
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--- Quote from: kkt link ---
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> "What is C for?" took me longer... but I did get it eventually
:)
>
--- End Quote ---
I got that one quicker than the Bach joke.
#Post#: 106785--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: MidwestmikkiJ
Date: July 2, 2022, 11:29 am
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--- Quote from: muskrat link ---
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> [quote author=LabPartner link=topic=20.msg106739#msg106739
date=1656730433]
> A conversation at the casting office:
>
> CASTING DIRECTOR: We're working on a movie about composers.
> STALLONE: I'll play Beethoven.
> WILLIS: I'll be Mozart.
> SCHWARZENEGGER: Stop it, guys. I'm not saying it.
>
--- End Quote ---
In a scale of 1 to Dumb, how bad is it if I don't get a dumb Dad
joke ?
Oh wait. I just got it...
Yeah, I was right: it IS a dumb Dad joke. 🙊
[/quote]
Ok I still don’t get it. Someone’s going to have to message me
the answer.
#Post#: 106794--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: July 2, 2022, 12:14 pm
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--- Quote from: LabPartner link ---
>
> A conversation at the casting office:
>
> CASTING DIRECTOR: We're working on a movie about composers.
> STALLONE: I'll play Beethoven.
> WILLIS: I'll be Mozart.
> SCHWARZENEGGER: Stop it, guys. I'm not saying it.
>
--- End Quote ---
SCHWARZENEGGER: I'll be Bach.
[member=111]MidwestmikkiJ[/member]
Yeah, I know it's not funny.
#Post#: 106830--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: MidwestmikkiJ
Date: July 2, 2022, 4:48 pm
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--- Quote from: LabPartner link ---
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> [quote author=LabPartner link=topic=20.msg106739#msg106739
date=1656730433]
> A conversation at the casting office:
>
> CASTING DIRECTOR: We're working on a movie about composers.
> STALLONE: I'll play Beethoven.
> WILLIS: I'll be Mozart.
> SCHWARZENEGGER: Stop it, guys. I'm not saying it.
>
--- End Quote ---
SCHWARZENEGGER: I'll be Bach.
[member=111]MidwestmikkiJ[/member]
Yeah, I know it's not funny.
[/quote]
My husband didn’t get it either and he loves those jokes.
#Post#: 106902--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Paloma
Date: July 3, 2022, 12:47 pm
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--- Quote from: MidwestmikkiJ link ---
>
> [quote author=LabPartner link=topic=20.msg106794#msg106794
date=1656782047]
> [quote author=LabPartner link=topic=20.msg106739#msg106739
date=1656730433]
> A conversation at the casting office:
>
> CASTING DIRECTOR: We're working on a movie about composers.
> STALLONE: I'll play Beethoven.
> WILLIS: I'll be Mozart.
> SCHWARZENEGGER: Stop it, guys. I'm not saying it.
>
--- End Quote ---
SCHWARZENEGGER: I'll be Bach.
[member=111]MidwestmikkiJ[/member]
Yeah, I know it's not funny.
[/quote]
My husband didn’t get it either and he loves those jokes.
[/quote]
You've got company....I was mentally going down the list of
Austrian composers. :)
But it is funny once the penny drops.
#Post#: 106904--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: July 3, 2022, 1:42 pm
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Do you know why it's a bad thing to fart in church?
Because then you have to sit in your own pew.
#Post#: 107473--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: acl-ny
Date: July 6, 2022, 5:12 pm
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
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