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       Re: Dad jokes
   DIR By: LabPartner
       Date: June 4, 2022, 4:05 pm
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       Koi travel in groups of 4.
       When a predator comes, the A Koi escapes.
       The B Koi escapes.
       The C Koi escapes.
       Because the predator always goes after the D Koi.
       #Post#: 100645--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dad jokes
   DIR By: Cairn terrier
       Date: June 6, 2022, 5:56 pm
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       I hired a neighbourhood kid to mow my lawn, but I had to fire
       him.
       He just couldn’t cut it.
       #Post#: 101151--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dad jokes
   DIR By: Cairn terrier
       Date: June 8, 2022, 5:36 pm
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       My brother’s relentless optimism can be hard to take sometimes.
       Today, he said, “Look on the bright side.  You could be stuck
       deep underground in a hole filled with water”.
       But I know he means well.
       #Post#: 106149--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dad jokes
   DIR By: LabPartner
       Date: June 29, 2022, 11:38 am
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       I saw a man walking down the street, and he had a clam on a
       leash.
       He was limping.
       Makes sense. It's pretty hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
       #Post#: 106156--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dad jokes
   DIR By: animaniactoo
       Date: June 29, 2022, 12:11 pm
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       --- Quote from: LabPartner link ---
       >
       > I saw a man walking down the street, and he had a clam on a
       leash.
       >
       > He was limping.
       >
       > Makes sense. It's pretty hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
       >
       --- End Quote ---
       You've been reading too much Pastis.
       #Post#: 106189--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dad jokes
   DIR By: VanGoghSunflowers
       Date: June 29, 2022, 1:21 pm
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       --- Quote from: Cairn terrier link ---
       >
       > My brother’s relentless optimism can be hard to take
       sometimes.  Today, he said, “Look on the bright side.  You could
       be stuck deep underground in a hole filled with water”.
       > But I know he means well.
       >
       --- End Quote ---
       It took me an embarrassingly long time to get that one. If you
       need me, I will be hiding my face in the corner over there...
       #Post#: 106244--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dad jokes
   DIR By: LabPartner
       Date: June 29, 2022, 3:12 pm
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       --- Quote from: animaniactoo link ---
       >
       > [quote author=LabPartner link=topic=20.msg106149#msg106149
       date=1656520683]
       > I saw a man walking down the street, and he had a clam on a
       leash.
       >
       > He was limping.
       >
       > Makes sense. It's pretty hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
       >
       --- End Quote ---
       You've been reading too much Pastis.
       [/quote]
       Such a thing is not possible!
       #Post#: 106564--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dad jokes
   DIR By: LesserGoddess
       Date: June 30, 2022, 7:47 pm
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       A specific type of dad joke
  HTML https://twitter.com/aakhramka/status/1542422362414612480
       #Post#: 106739--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dad jokes
   DIR By: LabPartner
       Date: July 1, 2022, 9:53 pm
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       A conversation at the casting office:
       CASTING DIRECTOR: We're working on a movie about composers.
       STALLONE: I'll play Beethoven.
       WILLIS: I'll be Mozart.
       SCHWARZENEGGER: Stop it, guys. I'm not saying it.
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       Re: Dad jokes
   DIR By: LabPartner
       Date: July 1, 2022, 9:55 pm
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       TEACHER: A is for Apple; B is for Banana. What is C for?
       STUDENT: Explosives.
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