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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: VanGoghSunflowers
Date: May 19, 2022, 4:42 pm
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> Just a reminder that April is National Procrastination
Awareness Month.
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Okay I know this is the Dad Jokes thread but my Dad literally
made that joke the other day.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: May 19, 2022, 4:47 pm
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> [quote author=AbidingDudev4.1 link=topic=20.msg96878#msg96878
date=1652974033]
> Just a reminder that April is National Procrastination
Awareness Month.
>
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Okay I know this is the Dad Jokes thread but my Dad literally
made that joke the other day.
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What took him so long?
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: northbayteky
Date: May 19, 2022, 5:24 pm
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--- Quote from: AbidingDudev4.1 link ---
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> Just a reminder that April is National Procrastination
Awareness Month.
>
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I heard it was in December!
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Paloma
Date: May 19, 2022, 7:31 pm
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Why are the Great Pyramids in Egypt?
They were too heavy to take to the British Museum.
An English guy exclaims, "I've got a bloody nose!"
His friends reply 'So what? We all do".
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: May 20, 2022, 7:20 pm
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I heard that a possible solution to world hunger was for people
to eat insects.
I asked my friends what they thought.
Their reply? Crickets.
#Post#: 98259--------------------------------------------------
Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: northbayteky
Date: May 25, 2022, 12:58 pm
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Did you know that bees are allergic to pollen?
Yes, it's true. They develop hives.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: May 25, 2022, 1:01 pm
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> Did you know that bees are allergic to pollen?
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> Yes, it's true. They develop hives.
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Now there's a buzzing in my ears, honey.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Paloma
Date: May 28, 2022, 4:16 pm
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So....when does a joke become a "dad joke"?
When the punchline is a parent.
*shows self out*
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: May 28, 2022, 8:37 pm
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Before they invented the crowbar,
HTML https://media0.giphy.com/media/PEdNeb9cvC1ZS/200.gif
crows had to drink at home.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Cairn terrier
Date: May 29, 2022, 10:40 am
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My dad always used to say, “When one door closes, another one
opens.”
Great guy
Lousy carpenter.
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