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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Thetis099
Date: August 13, 2021, 8:53 pm
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It takes a lot of juice to be a good competitor.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: kkt
Date: August 13, 2021, 11:59 pm
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This is from the Canadian news and call radio program As It
Happens tonight.
They had a story about the World's Oldest Pig, which they
introduced as Auld Lang Swine.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: BethinDC2AZ
Date: August 17, 2021, 9:49 pm
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Thank you for calling the incontinence hotline. Please hold.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Itopian
Date: August 17, 2021, 9:50 pm
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> Thank you for calling the incontinence hotline. Please hold.
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As the officiant advised the guests, leak now, or forever hold
your pee.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Galium
Date: August 18, 2021, 9:00 am
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My personal favorite:
What does an old lady smell like? Depends
I'll see myself out ;)
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Itopian
Date: August 18, 2021, 9:25 am
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--- Quote from: Galium link ---
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> My personal favorite:
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> What does an old lady smell like? Depends
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>
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> I'll see myself out ;)
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Oh, urine trouble now...
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: bananasquisher
Date: September 4, 2021, 4:28 pm
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Glass coffins....will they be popular? Remains to be seen.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Itopian
Date: September 4, 2021, 6:52 pm
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> Glass coffins....will they be popular? Remains to be seen.
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my ex's dad told me he marketed a bas-relief toilet seat, but it
made a bad impression.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Galium
Date: September 7, 2021, 8:25 am
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Heard this one recently:
I call testicles Wonkas, because they are between a Willy and a
Chocolate Factory
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: AbidingDudev4.1
Date: September 7, 2021, 1:27 pm
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I'd add more jokes to this list but I'm not a Dad, so if I did
that I'd be a faux Pa.
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