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Dad jokes
DIR By: Queenie
Date: August 13, 2021, 10:15 am
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This thread is actually for Long Tall. If we say her name
enough perhaps she'll show up.
Here's mine, with apologies because it's unusually lame:
Q: How do you tell when a man is ready to have kids?
A: It becomes apparent.
Question: Is there a swear filter? Can we tell the one about
goot fooking?
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: animaniactoo
Date: August 13, 2021, 10:37 am
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According to the standard pricing disclaimers, there are some
words that are censored... but if we pay (which I will do if
this is a viable community at the end of the initial 30 days),
they stop doing that. See the bottom of the page here:
HTML https://www.createaforum.com/
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Queenie
Date: August 13, 2021, 10:52 am
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It's just ice cream!
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: AbidingDudev4.1
Date: August 13, 2021, 12:41 pm
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I had entered the best jokes long tall had in a contest with a
prize of $500,up to ten entries.
I thought for sure one of them would take the prize but not one
pun in ten did.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: animaniactoo
Date: August 13, 2021, 1:07 pm
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Dammit, there's no 🤦‍♀️reaction
available in the built-in options!
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: oreally
Date: August 13, 2021, 6:56 pm
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I just took a part-time job at a local orange juice factory, but
they already canned me. I wouldn't concentrate.
(I'll groan for you😂)
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Itopian
Date: August 13, 2021, 7:19 pm
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--- Quote from: oreally link ---
>
> I just took a part-time job at a local orange juice factory,
but they already canned me. I wouldn't concentrate.
>
>
> (I'll groan for you😂)
>
--- End Quote ---
I had to compete with the other employees there for the fiber
that was usually extracted. I was quick, but the other guy beat
me to a pulp.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: oreally
Date: August 13, 2021, 7:29 pm
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"I had to compete with the other employees there for the fiber
that was usually extracted. I was quick, but the other guy beat
me to a pulp."
He squeezed you right out, huh?
P.S.I don't know how to quote.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: oreally
Date: August 13, 2021, 7:31 pm
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--- Quote from: oreally link ---
>
>
> P.S.I don't know how to quote.
>
--- End Quote ---
And there it is, right in front of me.
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Re: Dad jokes
DIR By: Itopian
Date: August 13, 2021, 7:37 pm
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--- Quote from: oreally link ---
>
>
> "I had to compete with the other employees there for the fiber
that was usually extracted. I was quick, but the other guy beat
me to a pulp."
>
> He squeezed you right out, huh?
>
>
>
>
> P.S.I don't know how to quote.
>
--- End Quote ---
He got me right in the navel.
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