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Re: off-color jokes
By: AbidingDudev4.1 Date: February 27, 2024, 2:47 pm
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If you say Fuck Off backwards, it sounds similar but with a
British accent.
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Re: off-color jokes
By: Lurknomore Date: March 6, 2024, 6:52 pm
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Seen on NextDoor today…
My new car has a button for everything. Even one that says rear
wiper.
But I’m afraid to try that one.
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Re: off-color jokes
By: Tryp_OR Date: March 10, 2024, 3:00 am
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Lifted from
HTML https://www.instagram.com/pull_up_to_the_bumper/
(shots of unusual bumper stickers)
Evolution only works if the mutant gets laid.
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Re: off-color jokes
By: Skowronek Date: November 1, 2024, 7:15 am
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Made you look!
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Re: off-color jokes
By: AbidingDudev4.1 Date: December 6, 2024, 12:56 pm
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Twitter: Loads of pornbots with linked onlyfans pages saying
NUDES IN BIO
Bluesky, subtly:
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Re: off-color jokes
By: AbidingDudev4.1 Date: January 2, 2025, 2:22 pm
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Apologies in advance if this offends, but I belly laughed.
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Re: off-color jokes
By: acl-ny Date: January 2, 2025, 9:28 pm
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[member=17]AbidingDudev4.1[/member]
Mr and I both laughed too!
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Re: off-color jokes
By: AbidingDudev4.1 Date: May 1, 2025, 1:13 pm
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Ok, the discussion on the main board reminded me of a joke I saw
on bluesky that actually took me a minute to get and is probably
not main thread material, but is funny.
Q: What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?
A: Edging
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Re: off-color jokes
By: Cairn terrier Date: July 10, 2025, 5:03 pm
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Not that off-color, but....
A truckload of viagra was hijacked on I-95 today.
The police say they are looking for a gang of hardened
criminals.
And...
I just heard that Hooters filed for bankruptcy.
Their business model was a bust.
Not to mention....
Sad news today. After five years of medical training, a friend
of mine lost their license over a minor indiscretion. He slept
with one of his patients, and now can no longer do the job he
loves. What a waste of time and money. He's a genuinely great
guy and such a brilliant vet
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Re: off-color jokes
By: Aardtacha Date: July 10, 2025, 5:15 pm
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[quote author=AbidingDudev4.1 link=topic=16.msg295004#msg295004
date=1735849370]
Apologies in advance if this offends, but I belly laughed.
[/quote]
Lena has a smaller bone that she picks up like that and carries
in circles whenever the doggos come into the house. One of the
ways we noticed she wasn't feeling well was she stopped
strutting around with that bone.
She never chews it, just carries it around like a cigar.
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