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Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: Aardtacha
Date: July 26, 2022, 4:54 pm
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Choose a goddamned lane, asshat!
#Post#: 112702--------------------------------------------------
Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: acl-ny
Date: July 26, 2022, 4:58 pm
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It's dark out. Turn your fucking headlights on!
#Post#: 112709--------------------------------------------------
Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: muskrat
Date: July 26, 2022, 5:48 pm
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--- Quote from: acl-ny link ---
>
> It's dark out. Turn your fucking headlights on!
>
--- End Quote ---
And the ever popular:
"It's pouring rain! Turn your flucking headlights on!"
#Post#: 112724--------------------------------------------------
Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: Aardtacha
Date: July 26, 2022, 8:32 pm
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"How are you not in a wreck every day if you don't turn on your
lights in your asphalt colored car at twilight?"
What is it about people in road-colored cars and their refusal
to make themselves visible? Are they hoping to t-bone someone
or get t-boned themselves?
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Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: July 26, 2022, 9:36 pm
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--- Quote from: muskrat link ---
>
> [quote author=acl-ny link=topic=1256.msg112702#msg112702
date=1658872736]
> It's dark out. Turn your fucking headlights on!
>
--- End Quote ---
And the ever popular:
"It's pouring rain! Turn your flucking headlights on!"
[/quote]
You really are sofa king euphemistic.
#Post#: 112744--------------------------------------------------
Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: farmgirl
Date: July 26, 2022, 9:41 pm
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I am pretty laid back most of the time when I'm driving.
Clearly the fact that I'm retired makes this possible - back
when I had a long and stressful commute...I was not laid back at
all. My favorite expression was, "Fuck a Duck!!! Fuck a
Fucking Duck!" General, all purpose, maximum f-bombs. Win,
win.
So ther swearing has greatly diminished but there is a very
short stretch of road near my house that tests my patience
greatly - due to a fairly high percentage of elderly drivers
heading to a grocery store who drive 10 mph - or less - on a 45
mpr road. So I'll shout - "Use the accelerator! "You can do
it!" "Come on, just give it a little gas!!!
And it always reminds me of a woman I know who has lived in
Manhattan her entire life. Her father taught her to drive by
saying, "First the gas, then the brake. A little gas, then the
brake." She never took to driving, I can't imagine why.
#Post#: 112746--------------------------------------------------
Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: July 26, 2022, 9:49 pm
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--- Quote from: farmgirl link ---
>
> I am pretty laid back most of the time when I'm driving.
Clearly the fact that I'm retired makes this possible - back
when I had a long and stressful commute...I was not laid back at
all. My favorite expression was, "Fuck a Duck!!! Fuck a
Fucking Duck!" General, all purpose, maximum f-bombs. Win,
win.
>
> So ther swearing has greatly diminished but there is a very
short stretch of road near my house that tests my patience
greatly - due to a fairly high percentage of elderly drivers
heading to a grocery store who drive 10 mph - or less - on a 45
mpr road. So I'll shout - "Use the accelerator! "You can do
it!" "Come on, just give it a little gas!!!
>
> And it always reminds me of a woman I know who has lived in
Manhattan her entire life. Her father taught her to drive by
saying, "First the gas, then the brake. A little gas, then the
brake." She never took to driving, I can't imagine why.
>
--- End Quote ---
I say, "Pedal harder!"
#Post#: 112749--------------------------------------------------
Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: NoLongerAubergine
Date: July 26, 2022, 9:55 pm
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--- Quote from: farmgirl link ---
>
> I am pretty laid back most of the time when I'm driving.
Clearly the fact that I'm retired makes this possible - back
when I had a long and stressful commute...I was not laid back at
all. My favorite expression was, "Fuck a Duck!!! Fuck a
Fucking Duck!" General, all purpose, maximum f-bombs. Win,
win.
>
> So ther swearing has greatly diminished but there is a very
short stretch of road near my house that tests my patience
greatly - due to a fairly high percentage of elderly drivers
heading to a grocery store who drive 10 mph - or less - on a 45
mpr road. So I'll shout - "Use the accelerator! "You can do
it!" "Come on, just give it a little gas!!!
>
> And it always reminds me of a woman I know who has lived in
Manhattan her entire life. Her father taught her to drive by
saying, "First the gas, then the brake. A little gas, then the
brake." She never took to driving, I can't imagine why.
>
--- End Quote ---
OMG - driving behind the flashing brake lights. I hate that
regardless of how fast they are going.
#Post#: 112754--------------------------------------------------
Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: acl-ny
Date: July 26, 2022, 10:52 pm
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--- Quote from: NoLongerAubergine link ---
>
> [quote author=farmgirl link=topic=1256.msg112744#msg112744
date=1658889692]
> I am pretty laid back most of the time when I'm driving.
Clearly the fact that I'm retired makes this possible - back
when I had a long and stressful commute...I was not laid back at
all. My favorite expression was, "Fuck a Duck!!! Fuck a
Fucking Duck!" General, all purpose, maximum f-bombs. Win,
win.
>
> So ther swearing has greatly diminished but there is a very
short stretch of road near my house that tests my patience
greatly - due to a fairly high percentage of elderly drivers
heading to a grocery store who drive 10 mph - or less - on a 45
mpr road. So I'll shout - "Use the accelerator! "You can do
it!" "Come on, just give it a little gas!!!
>
> And it always reminds me of a woman I know who has lived in
Manhattan her entire life. Her father taught her to drive by
saying, "First the gas, then the brake. A little gas, then the
brake." She never took to driving, I can't imagine why.
>
--- End Quote ---
OMG - driving behind the flashing brake lights. I hate that
regardless of how fast they are going.
[/quote]
That, and not turning off the turn signals. Can’t tell if
they’re changing lanes or not. Grrrr
#Post#: 112759--------------------------------------------------
Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: Itopian
Date: July 26, 2022, 11:46 pm
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"Thanks for signaling, ASSHOLE!"
"TODAY, asshole!"
As a car turns right in front of me when there's half a mile of
clear space behind me, "Of course you did. OF COURSE you did."
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