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Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: muskrat
Date: July 26, 2022, 1:14 pm
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"If for whatever reason you cant manage to drive at least the
55MPH speed limit on a major 4-5 lane DC metro highway that's
the US version of the Autobahn then get the flock off the road
jackhole."
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Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: HeddyL2627
Date: July 26, 2022, 1:23 pm
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"MOOOOOVE!" Often accompanied by hand gestures or a horn. Or
both.
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Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: Queenie
Date: July 26, 2022, 1:42 pm
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A friendly reminder: "Hello" is all five fingers.
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Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: northbayteky
Date: July 26, 2022, 1:58 pm
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--- Quote from: Queenie link ---
>
> A friendly reminder: "Hello" is all five fingers.
>
--- End Quote ---
In that case, I'll wave to assholes while saying "Read between
the lines"
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Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: animaniactoo
Date: July 26, 2022, 2:03 pm
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--- Quote from: Queenie link ---
>
> A friendly reminder: "Hello" is all five fingers.
>
--- End Quote ---
2 years after Scritchy moves in with me:
He drives his parents to the airport and automatically flips
other drivers The Bird. His parents: "I guess you really have
become a New Yorker".
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Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: AbidingDudev4.1
Date: July 26, 2022, 2:09 pm
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You, when I honk my horn "Nice of him, I had become distracted."
Me, when you honk your horn "Shove it up your ass, dickface,
there's an ambulance!"
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Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: northbayteky
Date: July 26, 2022, 2:12 pm
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--- Quote from: AbidingDudev4.1 link ---
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> You, when I honk my horn "Nice of him, I had become
distracted."
>
> Me, when you honk your horn "Shove it up your ass, dickface,
there's an ambulance!"
>
--- End Quote ---
Or pedestrians
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Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: Queenie
Date: July 26, 2022, 2:16 pm
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--- Quote from: northbayteky link ---
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> [quote author=Queenie link=topic=1256.msg112614#msg112614
date=1658860935]
> A friendly reminder: "Hello" is all five fingers.
>
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In that case, I'll wave to assholes while saying "Read between
the lines"
[/quote]
School of Rock!
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Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: LabPartner
Date: July 26, 2022, 3:22 pm
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--- Quote from: northbayteky link ---
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> [quote author=AbidingDudev4.1
link=topic=1256.msg112624#msg112624 date=1658862560]
> You, when I honk my horn "Nice of him, I had become
distracted."
>
> Me, when you honk your horn "Shove it up your ass, dickface,
there's an ambulance!"
>
--- End Quote ---
Or pedestrians
[/quote]
Pedestrians? That's when I say, "You got the red hand, not the
white guy."
HTML https://driversed.com/driving-information/signs-signals-and-markings/pedestrian-signals/
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Re: Things we say to other drivers from the safety of our cars
VERY NSFW language
DIR By: Aardtacha
Date: July 26, 2022, 4:53 pm
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--- Quote from: animaniactoo link ---
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> "You pulled in front of me to go SLOWER than I was going, you
fuckerhead??"
>
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I say this far more often than I should have to.
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