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Re: Dear Human
By: Buckleup Buttercup Date: September 24, 2022, 11:11 am
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Dearest Humans (shoutout to my fan girl!)~
I had a nice long walk today in my neighborhood. I said hello to
Clifford the Big Red Dog. His human and mine are friends and
hang out together every so often. There were lots of smells and
even a few cats along the way.
Then I came home and had a bath. My human used something called
a “massager”. It felt great! Now I am clean and shiny.
After my bath, I felt like running around the house and flinging
my toys. It was fun. It also makes my human grin.
I also had a little lunch. Then, I went back to flinging toys.
Now, I am eating a bully stick. My human says they are
disgusting and smelly but since I love them she gives them to
me.
I think I will spend the rest of the afternoon on the sofa. It
is a good day for a nice long nap.
Love,
Betty Jolene
This is a photo of me with the bully stick.
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Re: Dear Human
By: LabPartner Date: September 24, 2022, 12:32 pm
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Dear Betty Jolene,
You are so beautiful. Even your photo makes me smile.
Lab
PS Ziva would adore you, too.
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Re: Dear Human
By: Lurknomore Date: September 25, 2022, 6:07 pm
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Dear Betty Jolene,
How can you look so deadly serious while holding a bully stick
like a cigar?
I really did LOL at this one.
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Re: Dear Human
By: Queenie Date: September 26, 2022, 1:56 pm
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Those ears are to die for.
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Re: Dear Human
By: billieryder Date: September 26, 2022, 7:34 pm
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Dear Humans,
Please stop posting adorable (so says my human) pictures of your
puppies. We like our lives just the way are - without puppies.
Please quit giving her ideas.
Sasha and Coco
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Re: Dear Human
By: muskrat Date: September 29, 2022, 8:39 am
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Dear Human,
When you brought us home in late July, it was really hot inside
your house: 80F during the day and maybe 77F at night. So, we
got used to those high temps.
Now that it's fall, we're lucky if the house gets up to 70F (and
much chillier at night). So, yeah, we're pretty much freezing
all the time.
In protest, we're going to snuggle inside our little wood house
and only come out for snax when we feel like it. Other than
that, we aint coming out, dammit.
Not looking forward to January,
Zelenskyy 🐭 & Navalny 🐭
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Re: Dear Human
By: LabPartner Date: September 29, 2022, 9:01 am
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And Ziva, with her heavy black coat and her undercoat, spends
all summer thinking, “78? Spend a few bucks, cheapskate. Air
conditioning exists to keep me comfortable.”
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Re: Dear Human
By: Queenie Date: September 29, 2022, 10:22 am
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[quote author=LabPartner link=topic=1150.msg130275#msg130275
date=1664460067]
And Ziva, with her heavy black coat and her undercoat, spends
all summer thinking, “78? Spend a few bucks, cheapskate. Air
conditioning exists to keep me comfortable.”
[/quote]
LCP concurs.
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Re: Dear Human
By: Queenie Date: September 29, 2022, 10:24 am
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[quote author=muskrat link=topic=1150.msg130268#msg130268
date=1664458750]
Dear Human,
When you brought us home in late July, it was really hot inside
your house: 80F during the day and maybe 77F at night. So, we
got used to those high temps.
Now that it's fall, we're lucky if the house gets up to 70F (and
much chillier at night). So, yeah, we're pretty much freezing
all the time.
In protest, we're going to snuggle inside our little wood house
and only come out for snax when we feel like it. Other than
that, we aint coming out, dammit.
Not looking forward to January,
Zelenskyy 🐭 & Navalny 🐭
[/quote]
Do you have a heater for their habitat? When we had hermit
crabs we had a heater that basically stuck to the side, and when
we had a tortoise it had a heat lamp.
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Re: Dear Human
By: muskrat Date: September 29, 2022, 12:25 pm
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[quote author=muskrat link=topic=1150.msg130268#msg130268
date=1664458750]
Dear Human,
When you brought us home in late July, it was really hot inside
your house: 80F during the day and maybe 77F at night. So, we
got used to those high temps.
Now that it's fall, we're lucky if the house gets up to 70F (and
much chillier at night). So, yeah, we're pretty much freezing
all the time.
In protest, we're going to snuggle inside our little wood house
and only come out for snax when we feel like it. Other than
that, we aint coming out, dammit.
Not looking forward to January,
Zelenskyy 🐭 & Navalny 🐭
[/quote]
Dear Wee [s]Whiners[/s] Beasties 🐭🐭 ,
News flash: I'm the big nekkid mole rat of the family. I'm
freezing more than you are these days, trust me on that.
You with your built in swanky fur coats have nothing to whinge
about.
Want to warm up? Feel free to take a spin on your Gerbil Wheel
of Life.
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Love ya,
The (naked mole rat) Hand That Feeds You
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