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Dear Human
By: Buckleup Buttercup Date: June 15, 2022, 6:38 pm
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Dear Human~
I love that thing you call “the beach”. It is big and has lots
of smells!!. There are lots of other Dogs, too!!
I even like that stuff that comes rushing at me and gets my
feets wet.
I have a great nap after a hearty breakfast when we return from
a two hour walk on “the beach”.
I usually do a downward dog when I wake up from my nap to make
sure I am limber for our next walk on “the beach”.
Sometimes we go twice a day!! Then, I sleep really well.
Now, if you would just unhook this thing that attaches me to you
so I could zoom up and down the beach, all would be perfect!!
Your “little girl”,
Betty Jolene
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Re: Dear Human
By: muskrat Date: June 15, 2022, 7:25 pm
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Dear Betty Jolene, aka good little girl, aka Christmas miracle:
Loved the beach vacation update & pix. You sleep so daintily
and compact, all nicely curled up on the couch; and your down
dog form is to die for.
Sounds like you (and your Human) are in heaven !
Love,
The (envious) Home Front
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Re: Dear Human
By: HeddyL2627 Date: June 15, 2022, 7:45 pm
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Human:
It’s fu@$&ng hot! Why am I in this trailer???!
Also, thank you for the ice water, cookies, skritches, and fan.
Can I have another fan??
- Horse
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Re: Dear Human
By: Buckleup Buttercup Date: August 4, 2022, 2:36 pm
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Dear Human~
I do NOT like THUNDER!!!!
(Betty Jolene hiding in the back of a kitchen cabinet that is
empty for the kitchen remodel).
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Re: Dear Human
By: CaviaPorcellus Date: August 4, 2022, 10:40 pm
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Hi human!
PLAY! PLAY! PLAY! PLAY! PLAY! PLAY! CHASE! CHASE! CHASE! CHASE!
THROW BALL! THROW BALL! TAKE BALL AWAY FROM ME -- HAHAHAHAA YOU
CAN'T TAKE BALL AWAY FROM ME! CHASE! CHASE! CHASE! CHASE! PLAY!
PLAY! PL --- HEY IS THAT FOOD DO YOU HAVE FOOD IS THAT FOOD I
SMELL GIVE ME YOUR FOOD
I LOVE YOU !!!!!
I AM SAMMY AND I LOVE YOU!
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Re: Dear Human
By: Buckleup Buttercup Date: September 10, 2022, 8:44 am
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Dear Humans (especially my fan girl)~
i have had a busy three weeks since school started. i am back at
camp two days a week. This week my camp counselors showed my
human my two “boyfriends”. They are both pit bulls and are very
lovely. They let me climb all over them and play with me. The
counselors say I like my boys big and brawny - just like my
human does.
Joe Louis and I have managed to open both doors to the outside
for some outside time while my human is gone. It freaked my pet
sitter out (she comes three days a week so we can go for a
walk). Now, on those days my human has blocked the first door.
Joe and I are sad about this.
Today is park day!! I am clean and shiny from my bath (my human
says I am almost too good during bath time) and soon we are off
to smell the smells and see my park friends.
I cannot believe that in a few short months I will have been
with my human and cats for a year. I am home. My human still
calls me her little christmas miracle and gets all teary eyed
over me. Then she hugs and rubs and squeezes me. I think this is
a good thing?
Love,
Betty Jolene
I have attached a photo so you can see how clean and shiny I am.
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Re: Dear Human
By: acl-ny Date: September 10, 2022, 9:24 am
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I don’t know how I missed this thread before, but it’s lovely!
Looking forward to reading more Dear Human stories.
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Re: Dear Human
By: muskrat Date: September 10, 2022, 11:23 am
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Dear Human -
Did you really feel the need to vacuum right now ? We were up
late last night running on our wheel doing our best to keep you
awake (as usual), so, yeah, we're pretty sleepy right about now.
We're currently in the middle of our 8th nap of the day, so
please try to keep it down, okay?
Love ya, Ma -
Zelenskyy 🐭 & Navalny 🐭
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Re: Dear Human
By: muskrat Date: September 10, 2022, 11:28 am
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[quote author=muskrat link=topic=1150.msg124981#msg124981
date=1662826989]
Dear Human -
Did you really feel the need to vacuum right now ? We were up
late last night running on our wheel doing our best to keep you
awake (as usual), so, yeah, we're pretty sleepy right about now.
We're currently in the middle of our 8th nap of the day, so
please try to keep it down, okay?
Love ya, Ma -
Zelenskyy 🐭 & Navalny 🐭
[/quote]
Dear Girls (especially YOU, Zelenskyy) -
Seeing how *ahem* SOMEbody escaped and ran loose in the living
room the other night (especially under the couch), I'm doing a
deep clean.
So, uh, deal with it: if you dont dig the vacuum noise, then
just stay in your damn cage already.
Glad we got that settled.
Love always,
The Hand That Feeds You (aka Guardian of the Galaxy)
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Re: Dear Human
By: acl-ny Date: September 10, 2022, 12:57 pm
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Dear Human.
Ok, I’ll share the recliner with you. This time.
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