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       Baxter Dawsom and Verochka Konigin
       By: EloquentMisprints Date: January 29, 2014, 3:35 pm
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       The students were paired in twos and assigned to raise a family
       together. To begin with, they each selected a career from their
       chosen concentration and drew a random salary from a hat. They
       were then informed that they would be having a child and each
       couple was handed a 'pregnancy belly', which one half of the
       couple was to be wearing at all times. As the next few weeks
       progressed, they would receive at least one baby simulator that
       they were to raise together, each with a sensor inside that
       logged all damages done to the child.
       #Post#: 706--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Baxter Dawsom and Verochka Konigin
       By: EloquentMisprints Date: January 30, 2014, 10:08 pm
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       Baxter Dawsom
       The health class was mandatory, absolutely no exceptions, and it
       made Chevy want to rip his carefully styled hair from his scalp.
       Really, everything that was being taught was common sense, but
       adults liked to assume that teenagers were stupid. So there he
       was, head tipped back and silently counting every little dot on
       the ceiling tiles when it happened.
       "Partners for the family project are as follows," Mrs. Striker
       announced, "Mr. Dawsom and Miss Konigin, congratulations, you're
       having a baby." And with that, he nearly fell out of his chair.
       "Woah, woah, woah." He protested, head snapping up to look at
       her dead in the face. "I'm gay, you know that, right? I'm gay
       and Roche has a vagina, I fail to see how this partnership is
       relevant." The teacher ignored his protests, dropping a fake
       belly on Vera's desk and proceeding to read down the list.
       "Paradox Fee and Clarence Morgan."
       "Are you sh*tting me?" He grumbled under his breath, crossing
       his arms and looking over at his boyfriend with an extremely
       annoyed expression. Mrs. Striker read the list off with a hint
       of sick, twisted amusement, that made Chevy glare long and hard
       at her.
       "Now, I'm sure you are all eager to get started," She said,
       smiling at them all brightly. "But there are a few things that
       you should be aware of first; these bellies were constructed by
       Halesworth's very own Dr. Ramsey, so they are state of art. Once
       you secure the 'belly' around you, you will be unable to remove
       it until your 'water breaks', at which time the belly will
       release electric pulses in lieu of contractions and you are to
       come to this room. Your labor will consist of watching a table
       of someone else's."
       "Great, more vaginas." Chevy groaned.
       "Couple up, couple up! I want a budget worked up by Thursdays
       class. You will not pass this assignment if you don't meet
       outside of class. Remember that. Now, strap on your bellies and
       let the project begin!"
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       Re: Baxter Dawsom and Verochka Konigin
       By: MissM Date: January 30, 2014, 10:56 pm
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       Verochka Königin
       The health class was mandatory, absolutely no exceptions. Most
       days she wanted to scream. Other days she was ok. This was one
       of those days she couldn't decide. After drawing the career
       thingies, she thought it would be another boring budgeting
       class. She'd already done the math in her head--she'd be
       comfortable, and if she lived in a small apartment, she'd be
       slightly more than. The only thing that was bothering her was
       that earlier in the semester she'd had to make a crap-ton of
       maternity clothes and had been heavily hinting that they would
       actually be worn.
       Either way, she didn't pay much attention until the teacher
       spoke up about the project she'd been explaining earlier, which
       Vera had thought was fairly theoretical.
       "Partners for the family project are as follows," Mrs. Striker
       announced, "Mr. Dawsom and Miss Konigin, congratulations, you're
       having a baby."
       She couldn't say anything. The combination of shock, horror, and
       the anger she knew would be following rendered her silent.
       "Woah, woah, woah." He protested, head snapping up to look at
       her dead in the face. "I'm gay, you know that, right? I'm gay
       and Roche has a ****, I fail to see how this partnership is
       relevant." The teacher ignored his protests, dropping a fake
       belly on Vera's desk and proceeding to read down the list.
       Although rather crude, he had a point. It took her a while to
       recover. She poked the belly a little bit. It would kill her
       back. Thank GOD she didn't do sports... She poked it again,
       still in shock. The anger was boiling quickly, though, and she
       looked back up at the teacher, trying not to glare. The teacher
       didn't react, and kept on reading off the list.
       "Paradox Fee and Clarence Morgan." Well, at least they would
       have a fun time of it.
       She glanced over at Chevy, who was muttering and looking off to
       the side, probably at Phoenix. She sighed. [font=verdana]Well
       fick mich...[/font]
       "Now, I'm sure you are all eager to get started," She said,
       smiling at them all brightly. "But there are a few things that
       you should be aware of first; these bellies were constructed by
       Halesworth's very own Dr. Ramsey, so they are state of art. Once
       you secure the 'belly' around you, you will be unable to remove
       it until your 'water breaks', at which time the belly will
       release electric pulses in lieu of contractions and you are to
       come to this room. Your labor will consist of watching a table
       of someone else's."
       All Vera wanted to do right then was get out of the assignment.
       "You've got to be kidding me." Her voice came back at the
       thought of not being able to take the thing off, AND having her
       'water break', and at everything else that would probably become
       mandatory and part of this class. "Who decided on the partners
       anyway?" She refused to call them couples. That would imply a
       relationship.
       "Great, more ****s." Chevy groaned. She rolled her eyes.
       "Oh just shut up already, would you?" she shot at him, not
       particularly wanting an answer, but knowing there probably would
       be one. She was determined to get a good grade, though, so she
       would do her best to ignore whatever it was he said. If she
       could. There were never any guarantees, especially when it came
       to Chevy.
       "Couple up, couple up! I want a budget worked up by Thursdays
       class. You will not pass this assignment if you don't meet
       outside of class. Remember that. Now, strap on your bellies and
       let the project begin!"
       "Uh, no, if they don't come off I'm not strapping it over my
       shirt, thank you very much!" She would rather die than wear one
       shirt underneath the...thing... on her desk until she could work
       it off. She poked it again, still rather in shock. The budget
       she could get done in a flash, unless Chevy had a ****-fit and
       wouldn't share his salary with her.
       She felt color rising to her cheeks. She wasn't sure exactly
       what she was feeling, other than mild shock combined with anger
       and annoyance.
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