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       #Post#: 1837--------------------------------------------------
       ohh ouch rolls
       By: Haegan2005 Date: December 27, 2013, 6:56 pm
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       This was done out of humor due to a series of bad die rolls when
       setting up my officers during one of our Beta games.
       Due to the relative ignorance and lack of potential our
       graduates are showing, we have decided to tighten our rules in
       order to produce a better warrior.
       1. We will limit our students to 2 martini parties per week
       2. curfew is now 4 am in the morning instead of 5 am.
       3. class per day is now 20 minutes instead of 15 and is no
       longer optional
       4. we will now no longer be using crayons with the sparkles on
       our tests, though colored markers with the sparkles is allowed
       5. test answers must be written on a white piece of paper.
       construction paper is no longer acceptable
       6. Paper cuts will no longer be wrapped in bandages. The
       inflicted one must settle for an anti-biotic.
       7. All applicants must know how to tie their own shoes before
       acceptance. Self-Reliance is a must!
       8. Servants will no longer pick up your dirty clothes from the
       form hallways, they must be placed in your own room to get them
       washed.
       9. Due to the high propensity of students hurting themselves
       with their dress swords, a basic 10 minute course on which end
       to hold and how to put them away without puncturing yourself is
       now a requirement for entrance to the school.
       10. All students must be able to read the book "See Aerobhin
       Run" in order to show basic reading comprehension skills.
       The Commandant feels that these rule additions and changes will
       produce a tougher class of officer who will be better prepared
       to meet head on the challenges of military life.
       #Post#: 1838--------------------------------------------------
       Re: ohh ouch rolls
       By: Thorgrimm Date: December 27, 2013, 7:00 pm
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       LMAO! After all of this time I STILL get a chuckle out of this!
       And yeah, those rolls were some of the worst I have ever seen
       for Leader Creation in BTS!  :o
       Cheers, Thor
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