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       #Post#: 979--------------------------------------------------
       Switch
       By: Kirei Ryuusei Date: June 6, 2011, 12:22 pm
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       I made this fanfic on ff.net on a random thought: "What if Kanon
       acted like a normal teenager?"....Yeah, whatever thought you
       have, I had it too.
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       Chapter 1--Curiosity: The Source of All Chaos
       This world consisted only of a spacious room decorated with
       chairs of red velvet and a beautifully-crafted wooden table at
       its center. Windows illuminated the area with an elegant glass
       chandelier hanging from the ceiling. In this room were the
       explanations of multiple murders were explained. Blue texts were
       drawn to shatter malicious red with the red sometimes prevalent
       in negating the modest blue. However, this particular
       conversation was not about any of that.
       "...I'm telling you she's more psycho than Shion!" Battler
       commented.
       "I'll give you that, if you admit that your father is more
       perverted than Keiichi" the golden witch, Beatrice, told him.
       "Ihihihihi" the red-haired man laughed "I'll right, My old man
       is more perverted than Keiichi. That's no skin off my back. Say,
       Beato..."
       The witch took a sip of tea as she cocked her head in his
       direction "What?"
       "I've always..." the Ushiromiya searching for the words "Have
       you ever been curious about a person acting...different from
       their normal attitude?"
       Beato paused mid-bite. A chocolate-covered gingersnap hung from
       her mouth. She asked "Mho mawe rou finking of?"
       Battler leaned back in the velvet-covered chair. He sighed "Of
       all the people in the house it was pretty easy to imagine them
       being someone else. I mean since most are a bit easy to read.
       But..."
       The Endless Witch stuffed a tart in her mouth. Crumbs lined her
       lips and spewed from her mouth when she repeated "Wut?"
       Her opponent sighed as he took a napkin to wipe her face. He
       continued "But, I could never understand Kanon-kun. I mean
       he's...how old?"
       "Sixteen" she replied, brushing stray remnants off her dress.
       "I don't even want to know why you know that" Battler mumbled
       "Anyway, he's younger yet he acts like...how can I put it..."
       "Like Kinzo?" Beatrice suggested.
       The eighteen-year-old put his hand to his chin "The insanity no,
       but the age yes. I just would like to see him...you
       know...loosen up. I know that even George-aniki had his kicks
       when he was a teen too!"
       Beatrice bowed her head. Golden bangs shadowed her cerulean
       eyes. The witch's shoulders began to tremble. Battler worried
       and started to approach her. That's when the endless witch
       snapped up cackling. She called "Interesting! Really
       interesting! If you really want to see that Battler, I can grant
       it if you say so."
       Of course Battler and Beatrice were supposed to be engaged in
       their closed space game. However, the woman didn't feel like
       creating a new board. That and...she was also curiosity just
       what would happen if the young servant had been like normal
       adolescent male. Silence enveloped the meta-world in the form of
       a tea room. Blue met blue "Beato...I want you to have Kanon-kun
       act the opposite of his personality."
       Oh how this was a premonition for disaster...
       #Post#: 980--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Switch
       By: Kirei Ryuusei Date: June 6, 2011, 12:25 pm
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       Chapter 2--Wake Up Call
       Click. Clack. Click. Clack.
       The sound echoed through the halls. Heels stepped across the
       wooden floors. Shannon timidly brushed off dust with a feather
       duster. Her eyes trailed around the area. No footsteps. No
       sounds of anything being moved. Not even a voice. However, this
       was not unusual. The maid was aware that the youngest servant,
       Kanon could easily do his work without making a sound. Most
       times it took her more effort to even hear his breathing. What
       was unusual was that Kanon wasn't around, she could sense it.
       Though the sky was a murky grey with rain continuously pitter
       pattering on the windowpanes, it was currently 1:43 in the
       afternoon. Shannon recalled the servant's sleeping patterns. He
       was usually up and about by 8:00 am. Their schedules stated that
       Kanon was supposed to be sweeping and polishing after Shannon
       dusted. However, all the halls and rooms that she finished
       remained untouched. This occurrence was extremely strange, and
       it worried her. For once Shannon, half-did her chores. (Not like
       you could notice the difference!)The maid wandered through the
       halls searching, cautious not to alert the Ushiromiya of Kanon's
       absence.
       Not in the kitchen, boiler room, bathroom, any of the guest
       rooms, nor the residents' rooms. Especially not in parlor with
       the guests. And she could just forget looking outside! Where the
       hell was he? Shannon almost chalked up this as Kanon's ability
       to disappear and reappear wherever whenever he felt like it.
       That's when she passed the only room she failed to search. The
       servants' quarters. No...he couldn't be. Shannon had to force
       him into bed every night.
       Nonetheless she opened the door. Within the plain space that was
       Kanon's room. It was dark due to the lights being off and the
       windows closed. She spied a mass of blankets and pillows on his
       bed. Shannon opened the curtains only to hear a hiss
       "Closeit..."
       "Kanon-kun, you have to get up" Shannon chided.
       "Dunnwanna" was her brother's slurred response.
       "But Kanon-kun-" she pulled the covers off.
       The boy flinched at the air and light exposure. In his flannel
       pajamas with his hair disheveled the teen put a pillow over his
       head "No~Sleep~~~~~~"
       The older sister switched flipped on "You're getting up right
       now!"
       She ripped the pillow off and pulled Kanon out of bed. He wiped
       at his eyes "Fine, you win nee-san. But if you don't mind..."
       He showed his clothes. The maid blushed before walking out. As
       soon as she was out the door slammed. Laughter was heard behind
       the closed door.
       "Wha-" She turned the knob. Locked. "Kanon open the door!"
       "In five more minutes" was his response before the rustling of
       blankets was heard.
       Shannon couldn't believe it. She didn't know to be pissed or
       scared. Her little brother. The never-kid, always-do-your-duty,
       non-slacker Kanon was...was...acting like a normal teenager!
       #Post#: 981--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Switch
       By: Kirei Ryuusei Date: June 6, 2011, 12:27 pm
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       Chapter 3--Clothes and Closets
       Shannon decided to believe that Kanon was sick. So sick that he
       was delusional. She decided that until he was better or at least
       not half insane, that she would have to cover his duties and
       keep Kanon away from the family. If he acted anything like that
       in front of Natsuhi-sama or Krauss-sama they'd...they'd...Oh
       Shannon couldn't bear to think what would happen if that
       happened.
       Meanwhile, the said teen awoke, stretching his limbs. The sun
       was high in the sky as he lies sprawled across the bed "Ngh...I
       really don't wanna work today..."
       However, he shoved off to look in his closet. What was inside
       made him frown "The hell? What am I, a shut in?"
       In the meta-world Battler and Beatrice were howling with
       laughter at the comment. Kanon seethed as he glared at the
       clothes.
       Kanon glanced around the closet for something anything better.
       He faintly saw the corner of a box. His hands reached up to grab
       it but fell short. The servant commented "You know being sixteen
       and having the height of a middle-schooler sucks. Why'd I set it
       so high?" his answer rang into his thoughts. Right. 'Not
       appropriate for furniture', man what the hell was I thinking?
       Kanon was extremely glad that no one could see him right at this
       moment. His hand reached for the box so far on the shelf as he
       jumped up and down. A moment of joy was felt as the boy had the
       feel of the cardboard box. That was instantly ruined once he
       heard the shelf come loose. A stream of curse words were uttered
       form his mouth before he was buried underneath a mound of
       clothes.
       He moaned "Dammit..."
       About fifteen minutes or so later the black haired teen clawed
       his way through the mass of uniforms and oak board with the item
       he tried to get "My precious..." (I give cookie to who ever
       guesses the movie)
       Inside the box were clothes that Shannon had gotten him on
       multiple occasions. Every article unworn. At least until now.
       Kanon slipped on a pair of jeans with a rip or two on them,
       adorned with a couple chains, a white tee with a black hoodie
       vest. A pair of tennis shoes on his feet (I don't care if this
       wasn't style or existent, I do what I want).
       Kanon exited his room and wandered around. Shannon caught sight
       of him. Her jaw dropped "Kanon-kun, what-what are you wearing?
       We're on the island. We're at work. You-You can-"
       "Chill nee-chan, it's just..." he pondered for the word "A
       change of pace. It's not like there's a dress code anyway."
       Shannon chided "But Natsuhi-sama-"
       "Yes Shannon?" a voice came behind her. The maid whirled around,
       hiding Kanon behind her. She glanced left and right for some
       solution and managed to look behind her to see the cleaning
       closet. In a second she opened the door and pushed her surrogate
       brother in before standing in front of it.
       "What was that?" Natsuhi wondered.
       Shannon put on a forced smile "Nothing, Natsuhi-sama. I was just
       putting up some supplies."
       Natsuhi didn't seem to notice anything unusual. She straightened
       the creases from her dark dress. The lady queried "You called my
       name for something?"
       "Nee-chan!" Kanon's muffled voice called from the other side.
       The brunette lady said over her brother's cry "I was just coming
       to ask if there was a tea of preference from Natsuhi-sama
       today!"
       "Shannon there is no need to yell," Natsuhi scolded "It's
       unbecoming of a lady."
       The servant gave a slight bow "Hai."
       "Let me out!" was heard.
       Startled, the Ushiromiya lady turned her head in various
       directions before asking "Was that Kanon?"
       "Uh..." Lying was not the maid's forte but she hadn't been
       detected yet "Are you feeling well today, Natsuhi-sama? You must
       be hearing things. Allow me to fetch some tea for you."
       Natsuhi was whisked away by the maid. This left poor Kanon
       stuffed in the closet, tangled in the brooms and buckets. His
       struggle was heard by Kinzo. He opened the door and Kanon
       tumbled onto the floor.
       "Ah, Kanon, I was just looking for you." Kinzo commented.
       Kanon brushed himself off and thought of why Kinzo would want
       him "Please tell me it's some outrageous prank."
       The Ushiromiya head merely smirked. A glint of mischief shone in
       his eyes. Oh this would be sweet.
       #Post#: 982--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Switch
       By: Kirei Ryuusei Date: June 6, 2011, 12:30 pm
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       Chapter 4--Sabotae with Butter and Pepper
       "Kinzo are you sure this is gonna work?" Kanon wondered as he
       and the said man were hidden within, ironically, a closet. They
       had set up all their pranks and awaiting for the guests and
       residents of the mansion to trigger the. The blue-eyed servant's
       employer eagerly awaited with a gleeful face reminded him of a
       child's. Kinzo gasped. "When has my pranks failed?"
       The changed teenager incredulously at the old man. "The Flood?"
       "How was I supposed to know that Krauss could fix the rig on the
       facuets?" the head of the Ushiromiya family defended.
       Kanon deadpanned. "He's your son."
       "Otou-san (1)?" speak of the devil, it was Krauss. The father of
       the businessman rarely seen outside of his room so the eldest
       son intended to pester the psychotic male while he had the
       opportunity. Kinzo instantly cupped his hand over the
       furniture's and his own mouth before they left a crack in their
       hiding spot to watch their efforts unfold.
       "Otou-san!" Krauss entered their visuals. The blonde wildly
       scanned the vicinity for his parent. His mouth poised to call
       again. Then his legs were swept from under him. The normally
       strict mannered male was sent sailing in the air for
       milliseconds before his body collided with the ground. "Shimatta
       (2)!"
       Kinzo and Kanon stifled their laughter as their prank succeeded.
       They silenced themselves as they listened to another set of
       footsteps approach the scene. The click-clack against the wooden
       floorboards indicated the oncoming person was female. This was
       only confirmed as a feminine voice wondered. "Onii-san (3)?"
       It was Rosa, the youngest of Kinzo's children. Krauss was
       rubbing his butt as she walked forward. The mansion resident
       warned. "Rosa don't it's-"
       His warning came to late as Rosa lost her footing. The ankle
       length red skirt the sandy-blonde lady wore fluttered outward,
       exposing her undergarments to her brother, father, and the
       servant. Red flushed onto the teenage boy's face with an
       expression of glee. He murmured. "Damn, Rosa's got some sexy
       legs."
       "What?"
       "Nevermind." Kanon muttered as they continued to spy on their
       handy work. Rosa and Krauss were stuck in a…suggestive position
       with Krauss beneath his sister, with Rosa straddling the male.
       His legs were entangled with Rosa's lingerie still exposed.
       Suddenly a voice cried. "What's going on here?"
       "N-Natsuhi!" her husband cried in surprise. "T-This isn't-"
       WHAP!
       That single sound resounded in the room. Rosa gasped as she fell
       off her sibling. Kinzo, rocked back and forth to stifle his
       chuckles. Kanon jaw dropped. His employer, the migraine-prone
       brunette, Natsuhi just b****slapped her spouse and huffed away.
       Krauss held his reddened cheek and started after his wife only
       to slip again, landing on his face. The blonde wiped at the
       substance that smudged on his face.
       It was slippery, thus why Krauss and Rosa had sprawled onto the
       ground. It smelled familiar, like something you would have with
       breakfast. It was yellow, it was then Krauss realized what the
       substance was. Butter. Someone buttered the floor.
       "Where are those servants?" flustered and embarrassed, the man
       wondered. "Genji! Shannon! Kanon!"
       From in his hiding spot, Kanon whispered. "Your son is lazy teme
       (4)."
       Kinzo nodded in agreement. From the hall emerged the oldest
       servant, Genji. His stoic mannerism had him greet. "You called,
       Krauss-sama?"
       "Clean this butter up!"
       Mentally the transformed furniture noted: Get Krauss later. Both
       of the Ushiromiya children left the room leaving the
       white-haired man to his duties. Genji fetched a mop and a bucket
       of cleaner. He began mopping when he said. "Kinzo-sama, I
       presume that Kanon-kun is under your order today?"
       From the distance a variety of yelps were heard through out the
       mansion. All fear the power of butter! Kinzo snickered at his
       relatives' tumbles. He hoped to see someone fall off the stairs
       later today. The senile old man opened the closet door, brushing
       off the imaginary dust off his cloak. "That would be correct.
       Which reminds me, Kanon, isn't the hour nearly up?"
       The said guy checked his watch. "It's 16: 50 (5), yeah."
       A wicked smile graced the old man's face as he grabbed Kanon's
       wrist, rushing down the halls like an estatic child. He arrived
       at the kitchen and headed to pantry. The dark-haired youth was
       shoved in first with Kinzo following behind. Rubbing his sore
       wrist, the boy was about to complain about the death grip when
       they heard the restaurant-style entrance to the kitchen open. In
       stepped the chef for the Ushiromiya family, Gohda.
       "Ah the stew should be about ready." he said in a sing-song
       tone. Kanon resisted the urge to pop out and strangle the man;
       he couldn't stand being in the vicinity with him. Then a smirk
       developed, but soon Kanon will feel some sweet revenge for all
       the times he'd be scolded and blamed for Gohda's shortcomings.
       The stocky man grasped the lid of the pot. As soon as he lifted
       the lid, a grotesque face popped up. The kiss-up servant
       screamed in a pitch matching a female's. In blind terror Gohda
       dashed from the kitchen, screeching the entire time.
       Kinzo and Kanon fell out of the closet laughing. Another voice
       quipped. "Kukuku, quite the joke."
       The older maid for the household commented as she entered from
       the second available doorway to the kitchen. First to recover
       from his laughing fit, the teenager wondered. "You're not gonna
       rat us out are you?"
       "Rat you out? For what?" A sly smile appeared as Kumasawa
       innocently said. "All I saw was Gohda run out as if the hounds
       of hell were chaing him."
       Gratefully, Kanon returned the smile. Kumasawa was like the
       mother that never saw their child misbehaving, as the blue-eyed
       guy was doing now. The sixteen-year-old removed the mask and
       spring that were hidden in the stew, erasing any evidence that
       they ever there. However the furniture spilled a nearby spice.
       Some of the flavoring whisked into the air, and into the
       personality-changed servant's nose He coughed and gagged. "Sh**!
       sh**! sh**! It f***ing stings!"
       Both of the elderly people only stared before laughing at the
       misfortune of the teen. After sneezing out enough of the spicy
       garnish, chili powder, apparently, the boy breathed a sigh of
       relief. His moment of karma being a b**** left him with another
       idea. Kanon gathered all the spilled powder and put it into the
       mixture along with some cayenne pepper. Using the spoon to stir
       the additions so they weren't detected, Kanon wasn't done with
       his sabotage.
       He walked over to the tea cart. The tea was still bubbling on
       the kettle, however all the finger foods and a the dishware were
       already set up. The dark-haired male grasped the pot that held
       the sugar. He went over to the trash can and dumped it out. He
       then filled it with a substance identical to the sugar, salt.
       Footsteps meant some people were returning.
       The older two were squashed, trying to exit out of the alternate
       route since the other is where the newcomer was coming from.
       Kanon, not bothering to try and shove with Kinzo and Kumasawa,
       opted for hiding. The only spot available was the tea cart.
       Ducking under the linen, the blue-eyed furniture managed to seat
       himself under the cart just as the elderly duo managed to escape
       and the door opened.
       "I-It's in here…" the shaken voice coming from the archrival of
       Kanon, Gohda.
       The click-clack across the floor informed the teenager, that the
       chef brought along a woman. Shifting of a lid was heard. "I
       don't see anything, Gohda-san. Are you trying to do something in
       appropriate, again?"
       Immediately the voice was recognized as his surrogate sister,
       Shannon. Flustered, the dark-haired arrogant man defended.
       "T-That was only once, how was I supposed to know that you were
       showering?"
       "Uh, knock?" Shannon answered. Gohda had been caught in the
       bathroom while she was in the shower and once while she was
       dressing. To the normally shy maid, he had intentionally peeped
       on her and got caught in the act. Whether or not it was true,
       the brunette didn't trust the cook. "Just get the food served,
       everyone seems to have had a long day of falling all day."
       The tea cart began to move as Shannon pushed the cart to the
       dining area, where all the Ushiromiya were gathered, bruised and
       sore from slipping on the floorboards. Blue eyes peered outside
       of the cloth and saw…heaven.
       Shannon may be called his 'onee-san' but they weren't related,
       meaning Kanon was free to look at her in suggestive ways as he
       was now. He noted her legs and even the lacy lingerie she was
       sporting. For a maid, his sister was pretty damn hot. A finger
       was held to his nose to suppress any blood that threatened to
       flow out.
       As the maid made around the table, she stopped in front the
       familiar sight of his infatuation, Jessica. He whispered.
       "Jessie. Jessie!"
       Hearing her name, the blonde whipped around. She prepared to
       speak his name aloud when the servant put a finger to his mouth.
       Warning his crush he said. "Don't eat, don't drink, oh and let's
       hook up later."
       All of that the brass knuckle user understood until she heard
       'hook up'. Was this the same Kanon? He even called her 'Jessie'!
       Before she could ask, the cart moved and the said person winked
       before being obscured by the linen of the cart.
       The cart was reparked later in the kitchen. Kanon held up his
       palm and slowly curled each of his fingers. When his hand was in
       a fist a simultaneous spit take could be heard before cries of
       burning mouths and salty teas resounded, leaving a grin on
       Kanon's face.
       Buttering the floor
       Annoying his boss
       Sabotaging the lunch
       Probably putting his enemy in the worst trouble in his life…..
       All and all, Kanon believed he had a pretty productive day.
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       Authoress' Notes:
       1) Otou-san: 'father'
       2) Shimatta: 'Sh**' or 'Dammit'
       3) Onii-san: 'older brother'
       4) Teme: b******
       5) 16:50: 4:50 in the afternoon.
       #Post#: 983--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Switch
       By: Goldensunsheba Date: June 6, 2011, 6:11 pm
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       This fanfic is pure crack
       I LOVE IT XD
       #Post#: 984--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Switch
       By: Kirei Ryuusei Date: June 7, 2011, 9:57 pm
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       Hits and Misses
       Kanon had said he wanted to hook up with Jessica, but the
       problem was he had somehow gotten himself lost in the mansion.
       He never knew his way around so he had a map that showed him
       where everything was. However, he had spilt coffee on earlier
       that day so he was completely and utterly screwed.
       If only he could've heard the sound of arguing adults or dirty
       jokes from the teenagers only a couple halls down…
       Meanwhile…
       "Mou, I'm bored, let's play a game," Jessica suggested suddenly.
       Ever since lunch she was thinking about Kanon's words to her.
       'Hook up'. Were those words in his vocabulary? All the cousins
       and adults turned to her, wondering what her idea was,
       "Like…spin the bottle!"
       "But all of us are relatives, Jessica," her father reasoned. She
       quickly thought, "That just makes it more interesting. If you're
       so worried about then let the servants play too."
       Everyone pondered this for a moment but then men made their
       decision once they heard, "Please excuse me, the tea is ready."
       Males heads turned to see the fan service known as Shannon with
       a tea cart. They may be married men (with the exception of
       Battler and George) and love their wives, but who'd pass on a
       sweet piece of ass like that? They gathered around, with the
       women joining reluctantly. After all that only meant older men
       were joining.
       "Battler, you can go first," Jessica told him. She honestly
       wanted to hold out until Kanon arrived. Battler, being the
       pervert he was, complied with no complaint. He twisted the
       bottle around. It spun in a full circle at least 5 times before
       slowing down in front of…Rudolf. The red-haired guy paled, "No
       way in hell."
       "You have to Battler-kun," Kyrie teased. He shook his head,
       "Won't do it. I'm not kissing that old bastard."
       Eva then thought of a truly embarrassing punishment for those
       that refused the kiss, "Then you will die…"
       "What?" Everyone exclaimed.
       The orange-haired woman looked up at her previous text and
       scratched her head, "Oh, typo. I meant 'dye'" all the people in
       the room let out a sigh of relief and let the eldest Ushiromiya
       daughter speak, "their hair pink."
       Dye their hair pink? All the people within the room pondered the
       thought, while examining their own hair. Finally, unanimously,
       the entire group shuddered. Battler, defeated and humiliated,
       went over to his father. He silently prayed to god before doing
       a quick peck on the lips. He shortly said after, "I'm going to
       the bathroom."
       "Me as well," Rudolf agreed as the two guys hurried out the
       room. The remaining people gulped, fearing they would have luck
       like Rudolf and his son. Gathering the courage, George pushed
       his glasses back onto his face. He grasped the glass bottle. His
       hand twisted and the bottle spun in a counterclockwise way.
       Everyone looked mesmerized as it went from person to person.
       Finally…it slowed. It crawled to each person. It was slowing
       near Shannon, Maria, and Jessica. George hoped for it to slow
       early so he could get his future fiancée. It stopped in front of
       Shannon. His face lit up when the maid sneezed. The bottle moved
       to her right, towards Maria. His face fell and his glasses
       fogged, "R-Rosa-oba-san, you seriously cannot let me do this to
       your daughter."
       Rosa whistled innocently and didn't make eye contact with him.
       Her daughter excitedly cried, "A kiss~ ! A kiss~! Uu-! Uu-!" She
       jumped up and glomped her cousin. She smothered him with kisses.
       Afterward George turned away from his family and curled into a
       fetal position. Shannon went to comfort him, "George-sama…"
       "No, no…Just leave me be…" he sniveled.
       Genji insisted on being next. He spun it and it landed
       on…Shannon. The man got up without complaint and walked over. He
       placed a kiss on her. Then out of nowhere the music could be
       heard. It was a guitar playing notes in a crescendo, "I've been
       really tryin', baby…tryin' to hold back this feeling for so
       long…"
       Everyone gaped. Marvin Gaye's 'Let's Get It On'? It was the
       ultimate song for loving. And it did not fail as the kiss became
       deeper and more frisky. My goodness, who knew Genji had it in
       him? Shannon was even surprised. Was she developing some lust
       for this? He was so experienced and was leading without a word.
       When they were done, all the women were blushing and looking at
       the butler with some newfound feeling…
       Gohda was given the bottle next. He spun it gingerly. Round and
       round…finally it stopped at the doorway. He sighed in relief. It
       meant he didn't have to kiss anyone. Yeah, karma's a bitch. At
       that moment, Kanon walked into the doorway, "There ya are."
       The chef paled, "You cannot be serious."
       "Kukukuku, I believe it will be refreshing to see you with pink
       hair, Gohda," Kumasawa laughed quietly. The chef swallowed hard,
       If I dye my hair, how will I be able to show myself at the poker
       tournament next weekend? Ah…damn…
       Gohda got up and Kanon asked, "What the hell do you want? Hey
       wait why do you have your lips like that? God no!
       RAAAAPPPPEEEE!"
       It was silenced once the cook had his lips on the teenager. Blue
       eyes widened in pure horror. It was only two seconds but it was
       a lifetime of torture for Kanon. Once he was let go, the servant
       dashed out the room. Rudolf and Battler, whom returned from
       cleaning out their tongues, moved to the side when they saw
       Kanon speed past them. Rudolf whistled, "Damn the kid should run
       track."
       "Kanon-kun!" Shannon called after her little brother and ran
       down the hall, her skirt fluttering about. Everyone peered their
       heads down the hall to wonder the fate of the boy. Suddenly they
       heard, "KANON-KUN PUT THE BLEACH DOWN!"
       "I HAD MY FIRST KISS TAKEN BY A SENILE OLD MAN! LET ME DIE!"
       The Ushiromiya and servants shook their heads…Poor boy.
       Meanwhile Shannon was wrestling with Kanon over an open bottle
       of bleach. They went back and forth for a while. Finally, she
       managed to pull it away and put her little brother into an
       embrace. His face was in his chest, "Mfy rafe if iw mofhe woows.
       Whts. If. Raphsoze!"
       "It's alright Kanon-kun, just calm down…" she chided the teen.
       Poor Shannon she didn't realize that Kanon's message translated
       into the following: "My face is in some boobs. This. Is.
       Awesome!"
       #Post#: 999--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Switch
       By: GoldenSorcererBattler Date: June 10, 2011, 8:10 pm
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       [quote author=Goldensunsheba link=topic=137.msg983#msg983
       date=1307401916]
       This fanfic is pure crack
       I LOVE IT XD
       [/quote]lol So true, so true.
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