DIR Return Create A Forum - Home
---------------------------------------------------------
Global Collapse
HTML https://globalcollapse.createaforum.com
---------------------------------------------------------
*****************************************************
DIR Return to: General Discussion
*****************************************************
#Post#: 4231--------------------------------------------------
The world's most spectacular airport is about to double in size
By: RE Date: October 2, 2022, 4:25 am
---------------------------------------------------------
And they are broke!
HTML https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/pandemic-travel-news-changi-airport/index.html
The world's most spectacular airport is about to double in size
RE
#Post#: 4234--------------------------------------------------
The crisis of men and boys
By: K-Dog Date: October 2, 2022, 12:01 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
[quote author=RE link=topic=73.msg4229#msg4229 date=1664701670]
It's no fun to be male anymore.
HTML https://www.baltimoresun.com/opinion/op-ed/bs-ed-op-1003-brooks-men-boys-crisis-20220930-gnzi5sttljcoxopfesnhfn2pta-story.html
The crisis of men and boys
RE
[/quote]
[quote]Pretty much all of the income gains that middle-class
American families have enjoyed since 1970 are because of
increases in women’s earnings.[/quote]
Harvard school capitalism kept all increases in surplus value to
owning stakeholders for fifty years and they want MOAR. Real
wages went no-where, but if a family has more hours in the slave
pits each week they earn more. Enough to take on debt that will
ruin the family as soon as life does not let them have dual
income status.
What is to understand. Men are beaten into competing as little
boys. Late stage empire requires compliance and there is no
reward for competing. Men traumatized into competition have
nothing to do. Virtue is without reward.
Strangers in a Strange Land.
[center][img]
HTML https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsmd-prod.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fscience-pink%2Fs3fs-public%2Fmnt%2Fmedialibrary%2F1999%2F07%2F01%2Fast01jul99_1_resources%2Fmars_anim.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=4d50f18d53920a691dbd9719e8fdab519b9976ea05d34ae200c6375aa6a0011f&ipo=images[/img]
HTML https://youtu.be/8_dXp0eF8s0[/center]
#Post#: 4237--------------------------------------------------
Cultural Shit
By: K-Dog Date: October 2, 2022, 3:16 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
HTML https://www.thegreatsimplification.com/episode/29-josh-farley
Money. What is it? Where does it come from? How is it created?
How is it tethered to our biophysical balance sheet? What is on
the horizon with our monetary system? How might we create and
use money differently in the future during a source and sink
contained system? Josh Farley explains it all - and explains how
the links between money, energy, and the economy will become
more central in our lives.
#Post#: 4239--------------------------------------------------
Re: Cultural Errat
By: Phil Potts Date: October 2, 2022, 6:31 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
This is why they say if you folded a piece of paper 16 times it
would surpass the known limit of the universe.. or maybe it was
32 times to the moon
HTML https://youtube.com/shorts/Timi5MYD_Kk?feature=share
#Post#: 4265--------------------------------------------------
The Onion takes on the Supreme Court to protect the right to par
ody
By: RE Date: October 10, 2022, 3:23 am
---------------------------------------------------------
Has the Onion parodied Collapse yet?
HTML https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/the-onion-supreme-court-parody-b2197946.html
The Onion takes on the Supreme Court to protect the right to
parody
RE
#Post#: 4276--------------------------------------------------
There Are No 'Five Stages' of Grief
By: RE Date: October 13, 2022, 3:35 am
---------------------------------------------------------
Just one stage of, "Shit, we're fucked.".
HTML https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2022/10/five-stages-complicated-grief-wrong/671710/
There Are No 'Five Stages' of Grief
RE
#Post#: 4300--------------------------------------------------
The death of the American shopping mall – in pictures
By: RE Date: October 23, 2022, 6:06 am
---------------------------------------------------------
I know...you've seen this b4.
HTML https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2022/oct/21/the-death-of-the-american-shopping-mall-in-pictures
The death of the American shopping mall – in pictures
RE
#Post#: 4440--------------------------------------------------
Re: Cultural Errat: Fake news you can trust
By: John of Wallan Date: December 23, 2022, 6:46 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
Always good for a chuckle.
JoW
Link:
HTML https://thenewdaily.com.au/entertainment/2022/12/23/tim-ferguson-liberal-review/
Text;
The Ferguson Report: Liberals’ election review finds some
equalities more equal than others
Tim Ferguson fake news
All the fake news that's fit to print, and some that's not, from
Tim Ferguson. Photo: TND
OPINION
Tim Ferguson
Tim Ferguson
SHARE
TWITTER
FACEBOOK
REDDIT
PINTEREST
EMAIL
A Liberal Party post-election review demands a ‘target’ for
equal parliamentary gender representation.
“A target is like a mandate or a quota without the weight,
meaning or likelihood of happening in our wildest dreams,” said
an activist for Equality For Women Only.
“None of the political parties mandate equal representation for
people with disabilities, or racial and ethnic minorities,” the
activist said.
“But don’t quota me on that.”
EXPLOSIVE BOMBSHELL ROCKS FAMILY FOR YOUR TABLOID ENTERTAINMENT
A Wagga Wagga family is embroiled in a Wagga-wide media feeding
frenzy.
Wagga watchers are outraged the youngest son has married a girl
and moved to faraway Wollongong.
“Who does she think she is?” asked a neighbour who doesn’t know
who she is.
“She’s filled that boy’s head with crazy notions of
independence, true love and freedom from dysfunctional
antiquities.”
Meanwhile, the media deny remembering the tragic death of the
boy’s mother who was hounded by paparazzi and nosey parkers with
nothing better to bitch about.
HOMEOPATHY ONLY 0.0000000001 PER CENT BULLTWANG
The billion-dollar Australian homeopathy industry has been
affirmed with shocking but miniscule research.
A homeopath high on Emergency Fluid (i.e., water) said: “The
research is not peer-reviewed or double-blind tested. It’s the
real stuff – anecdotal.”
Homeopaths agree anecdotal evidence (evidence based on what
happened to Nanna that one time) beats actual evidence.
Australia’s main medical advisory body, the National Health and
Medical Research Council, claims: “Homeopathy should not be used
to treat health conditions that are chronic or serious.”
Try telling that to Nanna.
May she rest in peace.
TRUMP REJECTS CHARGES, SAYS HE HASN’T BEEN ABLE TO GET AN
INSURRECTION FOR YEARS
Criminal charges have been recommended against US Capitol riot
“ringleader” Donald Trump because none of the other witch hunts
worked.
An investigation found the former US president “summoned the
mob” to Capitol Hill and incited the crowd with “winks, nudges
and eyebrow wiggles”.
Fifty per cent of Americans will not believe a guilty verdict.
The other 50 per cent already believe it, even though it doesn’t
exist yet.
Trump is currently selling digital NFT Trump cards. (NFT trading
cards are like cryptocurrency but less believable.)
In his trading card advertisement, Trump said he is “better than
George Washington and Abraham Lincoln”.
Perhaps he meant he is feeling better.
In other news …
FIJI LEADER WHO SEIZED POWER IN COUP BEATS OTHER FIJI LEADER WHO
SEIZED POWER IN COUP
HIPPIE BUSTED FOR DEALING SPINACH
BIDEN MEETS ZELENSKY IN OVAL OFFICE, TRUMP SEXTS PUTIN FROM
PANIC ROOM
ACTORS AND CLOWNS SENT TO BOOST RUSSIAN ARMY MORALE SHOT BY BOTH
SIDES
RICH BASTARD TIPPED TO WIN SYDNEY TO HOBART
WACKY CONSPIRACY THEORIST BELIEVES SANTA IS A HOAX
Topics: Liberal Party Tim Ferguson
#Post#: 4516--------------------------------------------------
Re: Cultural Errat: The Ferguson Report: Personal details leakag
e stains the fabric of society
By: John of Wallan Date: March 3, 2023, 3:53 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
Greetings everyone. Things are still bumbling along down here in
the great Southern land.
Pretty sure we are going into a recession, so I expect the
trouble meter to start trending up...
We live in interesting times.
Keep kicking RE. We all miss your wit and lugubrious
recalcitrant manner.
JOW
Link:
HTML https://thenewdaily.com.au/entertainment/2023/03/03/the-ferguson-report-personal-details/
text:
The Ferguson Report: Personal details leakage stains the fabric
of society
To prevent massive data breaches of people’s personal details,
the Albanese government will appoint a cyber security
co-ordinator just as soon as the wi-fi works.
Home Affairs Minister Clare O’Neil promises to find an IT expert
who, when asked for help, won’t roll their eyes and talk to us
like we’re idiots.
Anthony Albanese has promised he will fight them on the
breaches.
The government is finding it difficult to find a trustworthy
cyber security co-ordinator as most of them seem to have gone
phishing.
Ms O’Neil said a discussion paper will be fire-walled from
hackers using a defunct system called a ‘filing cabinet’.
Hackers will be fought on the breaches. Photo: Shutterstock
SENSITIVITY EXPERTS REWRITING BOND BOOKS LOOK FORWARD TO READING
ONE
Violence, alcoholism, gambling addiction, racism, class warfare,
patriarchy and sexism are finally being fixed by the sensitive
editing of James Bond novels.
An ASIO agent hiding in a vending machine said, “The name Bond
has been deleted as it invokes male underpants.”
Meanwhile, Generation Z is erasing everything written by
Millennials, which is mostly crying emojis and acceptance
speeches for participation awards.
New Bond films are being adapted:
Diamonds are for The 1 Percent
The Person with the Golden Safety-Checked Stunt Weapon
License To Cancel
The Spy Who Triggered Me
AUSSIE BRAGS ABOUT BEING POOR, LIKE THE RICH DO
As the economy teeters, an Aussie bloke boasts that he “started
from nothing”.
And after years of following his dreams, he has proudly ended up
with “slightly less”.
“I’ve worked hard all my life to get to where I am. It was worth
every penny. Both of them.”
As he wandered aimlessly away, he muttered, “Next time, I’m
following someone else’s dreams.”
roald dahl
Tomorrow’s children might not be reading the same Roald Dahl
classics as the generations before them.
CORRECTION
Last week The Ferguson Report said Roald Dahl books will no
longer be printed in English, due to its historical imperialism.
“The books will instead be printed in Egyptian hieroglyphics.”
But this will not happen, due to Ancient Egypt’s historical
imperialism.
A Grammar Marxist said, “We considered using the language of
Alaska’s Inuit people. But then we read about those poor baby
seals.”
The new editions will be real page-turners as readers look for
any hint of Dahl’s actual writing.
“For now, we are enjoying the safe spaces between the words.”
In other news…
TRUMP SLAMS MURDOCH, SAYS TRUTH HAS NO PLACE IN COURTROOM
WORLD’S YOUNGEST TV ANCHOR JUST A BUOY
LNP ANNOUNCES BIG CELEBRATION FOR INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY,
LADIES BRING A PLATE
FROGMORE COTTAGE SECURITY UPGRADED TO KEEP ANDREW IN
DUTTON VOWS TO REPEAL SUPER CHANGES, LOCKS IN ‘ANGRY
BILLIONAIRE’ VOTE
#Post#: 4519--------------------------------------------------
Cultural Errata
By: K-Dog Date: March 4, 2023, 12:57 am
---------------------------------------------------------
[quote]The new editions will be real page-turners as readers
look for any hint of Dahl’s actual writing.[/quote]
No ****.
HTML https://www.roalddahl.com/stories/summer-adventures/
WTF
*****************************************************
DIR Previous Page
DIR Next Page