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Collapse Joke seeking a Punch Line
By: RE Date: October 9, 2021, 1:16 am
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How many high tech Billionaires does it take to Screw in a
Lightbulb?
Submit your punch line by Sunday night. Multiple entries
acceptable. Winner to be determined by vote of the contestants.
Prize is the highly valued Diner Kewpie Doll.
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Re: Collapse Joke seeking a Punch Line
By: Phil Potts Date: October 9, 2021, 1:41 am
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How mammy what again?
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Re: Collapse Joke seeking a Punch Line
By: RE Date: October 10, 2021, 2:43 pm
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Where are the Collapse Comedians?
I will extend the deadline on this contest for another week.
RE
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Re: Collapse Joke seeking a Punch Line
By: K-Dog Date: October 10, 2021, 3:21 pm
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Re: Collapse Joke seeking a Punch Line
By: Phil Potts Date: October 11, 2021, 4:12 am
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[quote author=RE link=topic=71.msg1196#msg1196 date=1633895036]
Where are the Collapse Comedians?
I will extend the deadline on this contest for another week.
RE
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Well they would naturally be screwing us, not each other so in a
standing room bulb: one to neuralink harvest our brainwaves, one
to drop off Amazon drone deliveries to 21st century lepers not
allowed in public, one to microsoften and depopulate about a
billion of us with a pet pandemic, plus a couple more to
propagandize and thought police us through search results and
social media. Elon, Jeff, Bill, Mark and Jack.. how many is
that? Too many
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Re: Collapse Joke seeking a Punch Line
By: K-Dog Date: October 11, 2021, 4:59 am
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I think they use contract labor to screw in light bulbs. They
don't do it themselves. The answer is 0.
Or:
One Indian, a Filipino, and a Paki all on an H2.
That makes 3
Or: A crew from central America here 'illegally'.
Give them -1 since they have to furnish their own light bulbs.
Bought at the Dollar Store by the bus stop on the way in to the
job.
Blending this bullshit together: -1 + 3 + 0 -> 2
Oh to hell with it.
Billionaires don't now how to screw in light bulbs.
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Re: Collapse Joke seeking a Punch Line
By: RE Date: October 11, 2021, 9:49 am
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Now we're getting somewhere! ;D
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Re: Collapse Joke seeking a Punch Line
By: Digwe Must Date: October 11, 2021, 1:06 pm
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0 - infrastructure is not their problem. If the Fed just keeps
pumping out money eventually someone will change the damn thing.
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Re: Collapse Joke seeking a Punch Line
By: RE Date: October 11, 2021, 3:59 pm
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OK, my 1st contribution.
A: None. Elon Musk has developed a Self-Screwing Lightbulb.
However, you need to be a Billionaire to afford to switch it on.
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Re: Collapse Joke seeking a Punch Line
By: RE Date: October 15, 2021, 3:23 am
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[quote author=RE link=topic=71.msg1176#msg1176 date=1633760205]
How many high tech Billionaires does it take to Screw in a
Lightbulb?
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Sorry, Joke Dyslexia. It should read:
How many Lightbulbs can you Screw In to the Assh*le of a High
Tech Billionaire?
;D ;D
RE
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