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       Re: Covid coming around again.
       By: K-Dog Date: May 28, 2021, 10:33 am
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       [quote author=John of Wallan link=topic=31.msg402#msg402
       date=1622071256]No adverse side effects. I was already like
       this.[/quote]
       I know how it is.  I had mine and I still can't play the piano.
       #Post#: 425--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Covid coming around again.
       By: RE Date: May 30, 2021, 6:20 am
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       My friend Brian finally came down with COVID this week.  So far
       just lost sense of smell & taste.  No VAX.  I got the VAX, no
       symptoms from it.  No COVID for me b4 or after the VAX.
       RE
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       Re: Covid coming around again.
       By: K-Dog Date: May 31, 2021, 4:58 pm
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       [quote author=RE link=topic=31.msg425#msg425 date=1622373636]
       My friend Brian finally came down with COVID this week.  So far
       just lost sense of smell & taste.  No VAX.  I got the VAX, no
       symptoms from it.  No COVID for me b4 or after the VAX.
       RE
       [/quote]
       I hope she was smiling when she gave it to him.  And I hope he
       gets better.
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       Re: Covid coming around again.
       By: John of Wallan Date: June 5, 2021, 2:02 am
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       Love this guy:
       Anti-vaxxers in disbelief as vaccinated fail to drop dead
       JOW
       Link:
  HTML https://thenewdaily.com.au/entertainment/people-entertainment/2021/06/04/ferguson-report-anti-vaxxers/
       Text:
       The Ferguson Report: Anti-vaxxers in disbelief as vaccinated
       fail to drop dead
       Tim Ferguson@RealTimFerguson
       PARENTS TELL TEENS ‘YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND US!’
       Two troubled parents have rolled their eyes and left the dinner
       table in a huff.
       Their teenage children, weary and overworked, sighed in helpless
       frustration. “The therapist said they’ll improve if we encourage
       their diet of red wine and OxyContin.”
       The poor teens are sick of being ‘controlled’ by free food,
       board and laptops. Playing free Xbox leaves them with barely
       enough energy to complain.
       The parents threw open their bedroom door and screamed, “You are
       not the boss of us!”
       They slammed the door.
       Then they opened it.
       And slammed it again.
       VACCINATED VICTIMS YET TO BE TAKEN TO MOTHERSHIP
       Anti-vaxxers are wondering why vaccinated Australians are
       happily going about their lives, despite their imminent
       head-exploding doom.
       “Why haven’t the QAnon G5 nano-bots activated?” said a
       squirrel-headed wingnut who believes everything he sees on
       Twitter, including the memes.
       An embarrassed evil mastermind who identifies as a lizard-person
       explained.
       “Unfortunately, my minions transmitted my diabolical plan via
       the NBN.”
       A naturopath said, “The vaccine only works if you really believe
       it will work.”
       NSW GOING FISSION
       The NSW State Government Productivity Commission (not an
       oxymoron) has a plan for nuclear power generation. The plan has
       been described as “bold”, “forward-thinking” and other words
       that should scare them off it.
       “We want to have our yellow cake and eat it to.”
       All workers will receive a gold chain reaction on retirement.
       When asked about the dangers of putting beer-loving Aussies in
       charge of nukes, a spokeswoman said she couldn’t give a
       Fukushima.
       FRENCH SUBS SINKING FUND HARD TO FATHOM
       The Defence Department is looking at alternatives to French
       submarines, despite the fact French-designed subs are more
       fashionable.
       The Department is looking at new designs from Australia’s close
       friends Russia, North Korea and anyone who promises to keep a
       secret.
       A spokeshelmet said, “The French are offended we call their
       underwater designers ‘Frogmen’.”
       The $9 billion contract is plagued by “multiple cost and
       timetable blowouts”, meaning we’ve paid the money but the
       builders don’t answer the phone.
       DENTAL AS ANYTHING
       Orthodontists are using a “separation and divorce policy” to
       avoid parents fighting over who should pay for their children’s
       braces if their marriages fall apart due to financial problems
       caused by orthodontic costs.
       Critics of the policy are accusing orthodontists of being a
       bunch of denture capitalists.
       Couples are already filling for divorce.
       In other news …
       ATHEIST FEELING SMUG DESPITE ACCEPTING LIFE’S BLEAK
       MEANINGLESSNESS
       POLITICAL THINKTANK CONTAINS BUBBLING TREASURE CHEST
       WITHDRAWN AFGHANISTAN TROOPS MISSING INACTION
       YOUNG CONSERVATIVE NOT SURE HOW TO GET MORE CONSERVATIVE AS HE
       AGES
       Tim Ferguson is a widely acclaimed comedian, writer, TV host,
       and a member of the Doug Anthony Allstars. You can follow him on
       Twitter at @RealTimFerguson
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