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Rap Battle
By: Pinkamena Dianne Pie Date: November 17, 2013, 1:32 pm
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Pinkie challenges all worthy opponents to a rap battle! Yais.
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Re: Rap Battle
By: BananaWeekly Date: November 17, 2013, 1:37 pm
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This would be a lot better if we had a Zecora.
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Re: Rap Battle
By: Xenos Date: November 17, 2013, 3:44 pm
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Just go. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLP!
RAINBOW DASH!
VERSUS!
PINKAMENA!
BEGIN!
What's up, Exo's in the house.
Guess you guys are gonna get a rappin douse.
I'm the I'm the master of rhymes,
And my words are so ill they be commitin verbal crimes.
Sure, one of you's the second fastest,
But how are ya'll reactin when I'm already blowin you to ashes.
So, lesson learned, never rap against me.
Cuz ya already know I'm the verse key.
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Re: Rap Battle
By: Pinkamena Dianne Pie Date: November 18, 2013, 9:32 pm
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You call that rapping?
Pinkie finds your rhymes are quite lacking.
Pinkie's verbal assault will be sure to send you packing.
Because Pinkie's in the mane 6, she's the best of the best
While you're just some random moron who failed their magic test.
Because Pinkie is the best of them at rhyming and song
Pinkie will beat you so fast you "just won't know what went
wrong".
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Re: Rap Battle
By: Xenos Date: November 18, 2013, 9:49 pm
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Ha! Nice references, for a creepy phycho!
I'm rappin so fast I might hit a typo.
I think you've got the wrong pony,
So I wouldn't suggest getting cozy.
Twilight failed the magic kindergarten,
So failed the magic test, beg your pardon?
Why don't you just go jump off a bridge if you're that
depressed.
Because the rappin king will never be put to rest.
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Re: Rap Battle
By: Pinkamena Dianne Pie Date: November 20, 2013, 7:45 pm
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Your rhymes are weak,
But that's unsurprising coming from some crazy freak.
You can't do real magic,
It really is quite tragic.
I am a main character, you're not even canon!
Your rhymes are worth nothing up against my party cannon!
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Re: Rap Battle
By: Xenos Date: November 20, 2013, 8:58 pm
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My raps are weak?
Shut your beak,
Bird brain!
I wouldn't be surprised if you voted for John McCain.
Who cares if I'm not canon?
I sure do exist now!
You are a peasant compared to me,
So you might as well bow.
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Re: Rap Battle
By: Pinkamena Dianne Pie Date: November 28, 2013, 12:07 am
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For 'master spell caster', you sure aren't too bright.
I've seen better magic coming from a dead parasprite.
Speaking of parasprites, I fought them using nothing but a
trombone
And then fought Discord and turned that moron right back into
stone.
I'm droppin' rhymes like an ace,
You're just a giant disgrace,
Maybe I'll call Celestia and banish you into space!
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Re: Rap Battle
By: Xenos Date: November 28, 2013, 12:37 am
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(Mild cursing is allowed)
Take it from me, you aren't that much of a smartass either.
You better back that pink flank up and take a breather.
Ha! Trombone? More like Peter the Piper!
Just stay where you are, and I won't strike you down like a
viper.
Maybe you caught that dumbass back into stone.
But when I win this rap battle, all you'll be is bone.
So, quit throwing the parties,
Before I bitch-slap your ass back to rock farming.
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Re: Rap Battle
By: Pinkamena Dianne Pie Date: December 13, 2013, 11:08 pm
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You'd be lucky if a rock farm took the likes of you!
You couldn't do real magic even if you had to!
I'm turnin' up the heat, turnin' down the AC,
Here to whoop your *ss by royal decree.
I've got a cannon and the elements of harmony,
While all you've got is lonliness and a case of MPD!
I'm the best pony in this entire cartoon,
I'll go and call the Royal Castle, leave you stuck on the moon.
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