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       #Post#: 20519--------------------------------------------------
       My Evil Plans
       By: M217 Date: February 6, 2015, 11:11 am
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       My signature is no longer accurate, as lair modifications have
       been achieved, and now I have the capacity to accept eternal
       servitude from users and/or their firstborn children. Once
       again, rank and privileges are conditional on the subject being
       gifted, driven, loyal, creative, and  good at the stock market
       game. An unspeakably evil spirit is another positive. Apply
       here; great (mis)fortune awaits!
       Application Form
       Name (Or, in the case of unborn children, projected name):
       Age (May be negative, once again in the case of unborn
       children):
       User Level (Must be a finite and rational number):
       Stats (Must be finite and rational numbers):
       Evil:
       Intellect:
       Creativity:
       Super Saiyan level achieved:
       Fundamental Laws of Physics Broken, To Date (#):
       Previous experience in similar occupations/cults:
       Credentials (Must be referred from the NHS [National Henchman
       Service]):
       Primary Spoken Language:
       Other Comments:
       Once again, Apply Today!
       #Post#: 20876--------------------------------------------------
       Re: My Evil Plans
       By: nitrox116 Date: February 22, 2015, 6:54 pm
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       NOTE: In order to obtain this child, I will need access to
       dimension-hopping devices so that I can kidnap the firstborn
       children of my other selves.  The likelihood that I will have a
       "firstborn child" in the future is very small, and this is the
       only way I can feel comfortable with my offer.  In repayment for
       this technology, I will offer you three (3) (III) almost
       identical firstborn children from three (3) (III) separate
       dimensions.  I will locate dimensions where the following
       conditions are fulfilled:
       Name: Yggsar'ith Doomsayer
       Age: Three (3) (III)
       User Level: 42
       Evil Stat: 70
       Intellect Stat: 100
       Creativity Stat: 50
       Super Saiyan Level: 99.9001
       Laws of Physics Broken: Negative i
       Previous Experience: Raised by the Grandmaster of the Inner City
       Credentials: Heir to the Throne, Commander of the SPS (SCIENCE
       Patrol Squad)
       Primary Spoken Language: D0OM1SH and Academian
       Other Comments: Note that the armies of three (3) (III)
       dimensions will likely want to reclaim the children.  Keep them
       secret, keep them safe.  No artifacts of great and unscientific
       power are known to be held by one (1) (I) or more children.
       #Post#: 20906--------------------------------------------------
       Re: My Evil Plans
       By: M217 Date: February 23, 2015, 8:27 pm
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       Teach them to play "Be Prepared" every time I come to a dramatic
       and ominous resolution, and it's a deal.
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