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Awful Logic
By: Zenwarrior54 Date: September 15, 2014, 9:49 pm
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This is a forum game I came up with. You have to justify the
previous post, no matter how ridiculous, using some sort of
weird logic. Then, post a completely ridiculous statement for
the next person to try to justify.
Example:
Person A: The color red is the color blue.
Person B: Red is 1/3 of the primary colors. Blue is also 1/3 of
the primary colors. 1/3 = 1/3, therefore red = blue.
A book that is lit on fire can be extinguished simply by
throwing a lit match on it.
Person A: When the fire from the match and the fire from the
book meet, the two flames battle for dominance and both fizzle
out.
Plasma is actually Plastic.
Person C: Neither plasma nor plastic can be eaten with a side of
sticky rice, therefore they have that in common, therefore they
are the same.
And so on. Related to the "Illuminati" and "Half life 3
confirmed" memes.
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Re: Awful Logic
By: Zenwarrior54 Date: September 15, 2014, 9:50 pm
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I'll start.
Throwing a baseball into orbit is possible as long as said
baseball is wrapped in a pancake.
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Re: Awful Logic
By: Stickly Date: September 15, 2014, 9:58 pm
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Pancakes make up 100% of happiness, and the universe makes up
100% of space. Therefore, if you wrap a pancake over a baseball,
it will continue on to orbit around the Sun.
"Cheese is considered a vegetable, but only when it is sprinkled
with dirt and steak bits."
#Post#: 12103--------------------------------------------------
Re: Awful Logic
By: nitrox116 Date: September 16, 2014, 11:06 am
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The steak bits have mold on them that will grow more in the
dirt, causing a layer of vegetable-y moss to develop. The moss
will decompose the cheese and steak bits, and can then be eaten
by you.
The hotter water gets, the faster it becomes ice.
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Re: Awful Logic
By: Stickly Date: September 16, 2014, 11:14 am
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Temperature is actually in a loop. If something gets WAY TOO
HOT, it will eventually loop its way back to really REALLY COLD.
That is when it freezes into ice.
Movie soundtrack is unable to sound fabulous without the help of
CAPS lock and evaporation.
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Re: Awful Logic
By: M217 Date: September 16, 2014, 11:17 am
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That is because music soundtracks are made by hydrophone
players, necessitating evaporation for the process. Also, the
terrible sound of the musci shatters their glasses forcing them
to only be able to read letters that are upper case.
~P V P is a false statement
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Re: Awful Logic
By: Stickly Date: September 16, 2014, 11:24 am
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~P V P is indeed a false statement, because P.V.P. stands for
Pancakes Violate Pancakes. Pancakes are insentient, and
therefore, cannot violate another pancake.
Emperors can no longer rule an area, as of 2007 and until 2032,
because of recent grizzly hibernation.
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Re: Awful Logic
By: M217 Date: September 16, 2014, 1:51 pm
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Grizzly need more calories during hibernation and so they
consumed all the emperors, thus, there are no more emperors with
the capacity to rule, nor will there be until 2037 since they
all get eaten as infants.
Thomas Payne is a communist. Why? Because he wrote "Common
Sense"
[PS. ~ is the symbol for (not). P represents a statement. V is
the symbol for (or). So I basically just said "The opposite of a
statement OR the statement is false, for those of you who did
not get it/ have not yet taken logic and truth tables in
school].
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Re: Awful Logic
By: nitrox116 Date: September 16, 2014, 9:13 pm
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"Common sense" is a commonly misused term today. While people
often use it to refer to sensibleness, it really refers to a
collective way of sensing something. This is an inherently
communist idea: if one person is poor and starving, then
everyone else feels his pain as well – hence, "common sense."
Divergent replaces Shakespeare in English classes because of its
"deep symbolism," "complex plot," and "long lineage."
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Re: Awful Logic
By: M217 Date: September 17, 2014, 10:39 am
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Actually, it was really done because the board of education
spent all their budget on opening more Starbucks near schools
and now can only afford to buy terrible used books off ebay.
Jamesgames is a gamestar forum admin.
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