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       Paronomasia
       By: 1drag0n Date: July 27, 2015, 10:53 pm
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       [li]Two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks in and
       orders. The bartender kicks it out and tells it this bar doesn't
       serve strings. The second string curls up and walks into the
       bar. The bartender asks, "Aren't you a string?" The string says,
       "No, I'm a frayed knot."[/li]
       [li]A cartoonist was found dead in his home. The details are
       sketchy.[/li]
       [li]Smith couldn't decide whether to accept a job in mattress
       sales, so he decided to sleep on it.[/li]
       [li]Two pretzels walked into a bar. One was a-salted.[/li]
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       Re: Paronomasia
       By: 1drag0n Date: July 28, 2015, 9:28 pm
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       [li]A will is a dead giveaway.[/li]
       [li]A funeral ship is a sea hearse.[/li]
       [li]A ghost rides an elevator to lift its spirits.[/li]
       [li]Building a cul-de-sac would be a bit of a dead-end job.[/li]
       [li]Charles fell into the meat grinder. Now he’s ground
       Chuck.[/li]
       [li]A sign at a cemetery reads, ‘No Trespassing, Violators Will
       Face Grave Charges’.[/li]
       [li]A streaker was found dead this morning. Police say the
       details are quite revealing.[/li]
       [li]A man was found dead in a vat of falafel condiment. Police
       are treating it as a hummuscide.[/li]
       [li]There was a guy who stabbed his own mother to death as she
       slept in her bed. He was charged with ”mattresside”.[/li]
       [li]An orthodontist was found dead, killed with a hatchet.
       However, no one was arrested as the death was declared
       axe-idental.[/li]
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