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Paronomasia
DIR By: 1drag0n
Date: July 27, 2015, 10:53 pm
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- Two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks in and
orders. The bartender kicks it out and tells it this bar doesn't
serve strings. The second string curls up and walks into the
bar. The bartender asks, "Aren't you a string?" The string says,
"No, I'm a frayed knot."
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. The details are
sketchy.
- Smith couldn't decide whether to accept a job in mattress
sales, so he decided to sleep on it.
- Two pretzels walked into a bar. One was a-salted.
#Post#: 26810--------------------------------------------------
Re: Paronomasia
DIR By: 1drag0n
Date: July 28, 2015, 9:28 pm
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- A will is a dead giveaway.
- A funeral ship is a sea hearse.
- A ghost rides an elevator to lift its spirits.
- Building a cul-de-sac would be a bit of a dead-end job.
- Charles fell into the meat grinder. Now he’s ground Chuck.
- A sign at a cemetery reads, ‘No Trespassing, Violators Will
Face Grave Charges’.
- A streaker was found dead this morning. Police say the details
are quite revealing.
- A man was found dead in a vat of falafel condiment. Police are
treating it as a hummuscide.
- There was a guy who stabbed his own mother to death as she
slept in her bed. He was charged with ”mattresside”.
- An orthodontist was found dead, killed with a hatchet.
However, no one was arrested as the death was declared
axe-idental.
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