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Re: Fun & Jokes
By: Phitasphook Date: March 26, 2011, 6:28 am
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Today I saw a sign that made me piss myself...Toilets Closed
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Re: Fun & Jokes
By: vandit73 Date: March 30, 2011, 4:52 am
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Whilst cooking I got some herbs in my eye....I'm now parsley
sighted.
Doctor told me it should clear in thyme.
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Re: Fun & Jokes
By: Phitasphook Date: April 27, 2011, 3:42 am
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
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Re: Fun & Jokes
By: macappin Date: May 27, 2011, 3:47 pm
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Imogen Thomas has announced plans to launch a singer career
though so far she has only been doing Giggs in Manchester.
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Re: Fun & Jokes
By: vandit73 Date: June 7, 2011, 5:06 am
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I found a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in it.
One formal complaint from her and now I'm banned from the gym.
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Re: Fun & Jokes
By: LesTom1 Date: June 19, 2011, 8:35 am
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A Leeds dentist has been arrested on suspicion of injecting
patients with illegal substances.
When asked to clarify the nature of the alleged offence, a
Yorkshire police spokesman replied "e by gum"
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Re: Fun & Jokes
By: CrazyOcelot Date: June 19, 2011, 10:50 am
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[quote author=vandit73 link=topic=71.msg5551#msg5551
date=1301478767]
Whilst cooking I got some herbs in my eye....I'm now parsley
sighted.
Doctor told me it should clear in thyme.
[/quote]
Ahyes Tim Vine!!
Funny guy! :P
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Re: Fun & Jokes
By: LesTom1 Date: June 19, 2011, 10:59 am
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A girl comes running in from the garden crying with a thorn in
her thumb, she screams "I want a cider!!". Her mums says
"Darling your too young for cider, what made you ask for it?"
To which the girl replies "My big sister always says she feels
better with a prick in cider!!"
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Re: Fun & Jokes
By: Phitasphook Date: June 23, 2011, 7:17 am
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A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his
car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake
pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone
rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by
mistake."
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Re: Fun & Jokes
By: Phitasphook Date: June 30, 2011, 7:26 pm
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A man stood at a bar with his friends as he proclaimed "I'd give
her one"
She instantly turned and replied "F**k off, I wouldn't go near
you"
He replied "I was rating you out of 10 you fat Bitch!"
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