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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: October 21, 2025, 5:09 pm
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A man from Windsor goes to Pizza Express in Woking and orders a
Pizza Royale, with peppercorn. Upon attacking the peppercorn, he
cannot help but sneeze and breaks out into a sweat. The
resultant indigestion necessitated a stiff dose of Andrews Liver
Salts.
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: v8offroad
Date: October 28, 2025, 11:11 am
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Betty went to the cemetery every day in her village to water the
flowers on the grave of her deceased husband Harry.
When she was finished she always walked backwards when leaving
the grave!
One day her friend Leila asked, 'Betty why do you always leave
the cemetery walking backwards?'
Betty answered, 'When Harry was alive he always told me 'You
have got such a great ass; it could bring a dead man back to
life!'... I'm not taking any chances!'
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: November 11, 2025, 8:11 am
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HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fQTRmviAxc
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: November 14, 2025, 8:40 am
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>
> I am so poor that I cannot afford to go to the tailor to get
my clothes mended or, indeed, to go to the dentist to get my
teeth cleaned.
>
> Accordingly, I use knitting needles to remove the plaque
between my teeth. :D
>
--- End Quote ---
Actually, paper clips are even cheaper and more colourful.
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: November 30, 2025, 12:28 pm
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Office
For
Budget
Revelation
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: December 14, 2025, 1:48 pm
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Not really a joke but funny:
Hackney: QZ21613144 VRM HV12FFL. I am looking forward to this
as it's a friend's of mine. Thus spoke the Gemini Man.
"The amount outstanding on the PCN is £80.00 and will increase
to £80.00 on Thursday 20 Nov. 2025. Please pay £80.00 now."
Who is responsible for this? Dr. Who? Tiny Tim? Scrooge? Tim
Nice but Dim? (Harry Enfield character)
Dr. Who:
HTML https://drive.google.com/file/d/111no8lMwu6cTiWjR0enZIqNvUax90Qrz/view
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: December 21, 2025, 12:57 pm
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The amount outstanding on the PCN is £80.00, and will increase
to £160.00 on Wed, 31 Dec 2025. However, this PCN currently has
an offer, meaning you can pay at a reduced rate of £80.00. This
offer expires on Sun, 4 Jan 2026. Please pay £80.00 now.
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: roythebus
Date: December 22, 2025, 5:25 am
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Do I detect a thread of desperation there? Begging even. "Please
pay..." Begging bowl out.
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: December 22, 2025, 2:51 pm
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>
> Do I detect a thread of desperation there? Begging even.
"Please pay..." Begging bowl out.
>
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It beggars belief!
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: roythebus
Date: December 22, 2025, 2:57 pm
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Indeed, it beggars bailiff!
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