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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Fluffykins
Date: May 8, 2025, 12:46 pm
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RIP to a mate of mine,
his wife sent him out to get some sewing thread but ended up in
the pub all day.
Gone but not for cotton
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Fluffykins
Date: May 10, 2025, 3:16 pm
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I've just tried a new deodorant. It's marketed on a Fred
Flintstone theme
A little dab'll do
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: July 27, 2025, 5:58 am
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An example of loose language:
HTML https://emea01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.macclesfield-live.co.uk%2Fnews%2Flocal-news%2Fhere-comes-the-judge-2540350&data=05%7C02%7C%7C5e6e4b2892da4460456308ddcc471d62%7C84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C638891327989964996%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJFbXB0eU1hcGkiOnRydWUsIlYiOiIwLjAuMDAwMCIsIlAiOiJXaW4zMiIsIkFOIjoiTWFpbCIsIldUIjoyfQ%3D%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&sdata=IBat%2BgvaDD5R1Bm2wnbeTP1xeo5sIliNzqRRbChDpi4%3D&reserved=0
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: August 4, 2025, 2:33 am
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There was a performer called Liszt
Each time he did play he was piŁŁed.
Apparent to all
Who sat in the hall
And so it was right they all hissed.
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: August 15, 2025, 2:43 am
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HTML https://youtu.be/erxI4EwbppA
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: August 24, 2025, 6:01 am
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I am so poor that I cannot afford to go to the tailor to get my
clothes mended or, indeed, to go to the dentist to get my teeth
cleaned.
Accordingly, I use knitting needles to remove the plaque between
my teeth. :D
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: September 8, 2025, 10:40 am
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Guess what the identification number of the most prolific CEO is
who works in Tooting?
2820
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: v8offroad
Date: October 5, 2025, 3:18 pm
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The Bunny and the Snake.
Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there
lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake.
By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake
was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over
the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake
about quite a bit.
"Oh, my," said the bunny,
"I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind
since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm
also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
"It's quite OK," replied the snake.
"Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been
blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what,
maybe I could slither all over you, and work out >what you are,
so at least you'll have that going for you.."
"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake
slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered
with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches;
and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a
bunny rabbit."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious
excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could
feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that
you've helped me."
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well,
you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no
ears, no backbone and no balls.
I'd say you must be either a team leader or possibly someone in
senior management".
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: mickR
Date: October 5, 2025, 5:41 pm
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was the snake called Kier?
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: October 13, 2025, 3:00 pm
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HTML https://youtu.be/64P4W5zsCz8
007 v The Invisible Man.
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