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Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: April 24, 2024, 5:23 am
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[center]This is the story of Sonia Snell.
to whom an accident befell.
It happened as it does to many
That Sonia went to spend a penny.
And entered in, with modest grace
The properly appointed place.
Provided at the railway station.
And there she sat in meditation
Unfortunately unacquainted that
The woodwork had been newly painted
Which made poor Sonia realise
Her inability to rise
and though she struggled pulled and yelled
she found that she was firmly held.
Her cries for help soon quickly brought
A crowd of every kind and sort
who stood around and feebly sniggered
But all they said was " I'll be jiggered
The station master and his staff
were most polite and did not laugh.
They tugged at Sonia's hands and feet
But could not shift her off the seat.
A carpenter arrived at last
and finding Sonia still stuck fast
Remarked, " I know what to do"
and neatly sawed the seat in two.
An ambulance then came down the street
and bore her off complete with seat.
To Take that wooden bustled girl
of quickly to the hospital
Where taking her by feet and head
they laid her face down on the bed.
The doctors all then gathered round
A surgeon looked said " I'll be bound
Have any of you I implore
Seen anything like this before.
"Yes" said a student unashamed
"Frequently, but never framed
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: BertB
Date: April 25, 2024, 4:34 am
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: June 24, 2024, 12:53 pm
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People always ask me why I wear binoculars in bed when on
holiday in Greece. The answer is simple: so as to make it easier
to zap the mosquitoes. ;D
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: June 29, 2024, 2:14 pm
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My doctor says I am allowed to eat Emmental cheese when on a
diet - provided I eat only the holes. :(
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: December 22, 2024, 3:08 pm
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HTML https://youtu.be/0aTMSUbhf-Q
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: andy_foster
Date: January 20, 2025, 4:40 pm
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I was prompted to resurrect this thread and make it a sticky by
a comment in a report from a member concerning another member
who had what can be best described as a "toys out of pram"
moment. I won't name the author, or the culprit, but leave it up
to the author to take credit if he so chooses. That option is no
longer open to the culprit.
I don't know whether it is actually all that funny, or whether
it was just the frame of mind I was in when this delightfully
understated comment popped up in my email - much like when a
High Court judge makes an off the cuff comment during solemn
proceedings, but either way, it brightened up my evening.
"I think this OP should be requested to find another forum more
to his liking"
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: January 21, 2025, 1:47 pm
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The relevant maxim: let's not take ourselves too seriously.
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: February 6, 2025, 5:18 pm
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My 70th:
HTML https://youtu.be/PBtLeVClou0
I do hope there is one Adjudicator who, when he retires, may
work with me; but, I am two years older than he. :D
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: Hippocrates
Date: February 13, 2025, 3:45 pm
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Okay then, as nobody else wishes to share jokes with me et alia,
here is another one:
What's the difference between an entomologist and an
etymologist?
Short answer: a typo.
Real answer: the former watches Spiderman movies while the
latter watches Countdown! Suzie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
She is a lexicographer. I am glad I got the first letter right!
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Re: Humour thread
DIR By: andy_foster
Date: February 13, 2025, 6:10 pm
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The fact that some people do not know the difference between
entomology and etymology bugs me in ways that I cannot put into
words.
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