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Jewish Transformer and Hitler
By: ITALIANPASTA69 Date: January 3, 2015, 12:54 am
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It was a cold and stormy day Jewish was working in the
concentration camp. He felt the squishy earth beneath him as he
tended to his workshops. All of a sudden one of the guards spoke
to him "HEY JEW! Yeah that's right I'm talking to you. Our lord
Hitler would like a word with you." Jewish did not know how to
respond to this, so he just stopped what he was doing and
followed the guard.
As they approached the building where Lord Hitler was kept,
all of the other jews that were in the camp could not believe
that Lord Hitler would request for such a scrawny, weak, and
stupid jew. They just thought better him than me. Getting
attention from Lord Hitler was not always the best thing to do,
but for Jewish it would transform him into a whole new jew. Some
say that is where he got his name Jewish Transformer.
The guards and Jewish approached the gate with such speed
that only Nazi guards could with stand. When they reached the
gate Jewish was out of breath that he just wanted to take a nap,
but of course he had to meet with Lord Hitler. The guards pretty
much dragged Jewish the rest of the way to Lord Hitler.
Once they were outside of Lord Hitlers office the guards
could not accompany Jewish anymore, so Jewish had to go on
alone. The doors opened as if they were on command and all
Jewish saw was the swivel chair turned around and a desk in
front of the chair. He stood in the door way until a loud gruff
voice said, "Come in boy." Jewish did what he was told and went
into the room.
Jewish managed to stammer out a "y-yes sir?" But when Lord
Hitler turned around he was flabbergasted. Lord Hitler was
actually a friend that Jewish has known for years! Jewish grew
up to this great man, but he did not look like the little kid
that Jewish once knew.
"DrAgon?" questioned Jewish.
DrAgon gave a little chuckle, "Surprised you recognized me
since you last saw me."
Jewish blushed and said, "Well how could i forget a face
like yours?"
"Well of course i could never forget your face Jewish. That
is why when my men imprisioned you I just had to confront you
about it. I never meant for my men to capture the one person
that I actually cared about. It just all happened so quickly.
I-I-I'm sorry Jewish." explained DrAgon
Jewish ran to his long lost friend and lover and embraced
him. "It's okay DrAgon, I will always love you"
DrAgon was the first to part from this unexpected embrace.
"Jewish there is something that I have made for you."
"Oh! What it is my love?" Jewish said excitly.
DrAgon moved out of the way to reveal a bowl of Pasta. "I
have made this from scrap, my love, it is for you to eat and
enjoy a real meal after all of the torture this camp had to put
you through."
Jewish ran to the bowl of pasta and scarfed it down. "Oh
my DrAgon this is the best food i have eaten in a while, You are
such a great cook!!"
All of sudden jewish dropped the bowl to the ground and
grabbed his throat and started to gasp for air. His whole body
tightened and the world around him was getting blurry. He
dropped to the floor like a rag doll and DrAgon just walked over
to Jewish's paralyzed body and started singed him a song to ease
the pain:
The Jew hunter's here
Yeah, I'm smelling the fear
Some may call me cruel but I got beat up in high school
So I take it out on every single Jew throughout
Germany and France
Now I'm a real bad man
You're dead unless you somehow stop me
'Cause I'm a, I'm a Nazi
Now I'm a master mind, I won't stop until those Jews are mine
I'm Tarantino's man,
I killed a girl named Anne
Can't stop me
'Cause I'm a, I'm a Nazi
"You will never change me Jewish, The Pasta will rise and The
Pasta will be your demise" whispered DrAgons to the dead corpse
that now laid on the floor beside him.
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Re: Jewish Transformer and Hitler
By: Michaelmikey3 Date: January 3, 2015, 1:09 am
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I always knew dragon was hitler, Just fucking knew it!
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Re: Jewish Transformer and Hitler
By: KillGro Date: January 3, 2015, 9:47 am
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thats the most horiffys thing iv ever read gg life gg jewish gg
hitler gg pasta gg life POP PIIMP SKWAUD HOLD IT DOWN
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Re: Jewish Transformer and Hitler
By: Jewishtransformer Date: January 3, 2015, 11:37 am
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I cried a little when I read it. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Jewish Transformer and Hitler
By: ITALIANPASTA69 Date: January 3, 2015, 5:19 pm
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i am sorry if i have offended anybody in the making of this
fandom but no pastas were harmed in the making of it either.
Pasta is a lovable creature and loves all
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