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Wayne Reynolds Outback
By: Catherine Date: October 9, 2011, 1:18 am
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Wayne Reynolds Outback Experience.
Rating 5 ***** Bush Accommodation.
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Come join us on a great Aussie adventures, Wayne Reynolds
Outback Experience where only the best is served to our asinine
adventurers.
We have the best feral pork, we catch fresh for the day and
slaughtered humanely by our local jackaroos.
Roast pork served with lashings of Crème of Witchetty grub
sauce, roast bush spuds, BBQ pumpkin and simmering tender bush
onions on our selection.
Diners choice.
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Not to be overlooked are our fresh road kills. This highly sort
after lean Roo meat riddled with hydatid tapeworm is just right
for the weigh conscious adventurer.
Don’t waste the day lounging around the pub when there are
plenty top water sports in our fresh water billabong to enjoy.
After the you’ve played Pull the tail on the Gee Gee, you can
sit back and drink a cup of freshly made Billy-tea and cook up
some damper (yummy) and listen to your favourite country music.
We supply the water, the flour, the tea, AND the Billy and you
can hire the horses at very affordable rates just as long as you
clean up their shit when they dump it in the billabong.
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There is something for the Billy lids too. Pet the local
wildlife goannas later renamed Bob Tailed Blue Tongued lizards
of which our host Wayne Reynolds is fondly nicknamed. He hides
them up his smelly arse too so make sure your children wash
their hands after handling the wildlife.
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With separate sleeping quarters and 5 star ablutions the women
and children can retire for the evening while the men explore
other avenues.
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Hay Street for men only…Wayne will gladly introduce you to these
fine ladies for a game of sink the stick and balls in as many
holes as you can.
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Wayne was walking down Hay Street Kalgoorlie recently when his
walking frame hit a hole in the pavement and he toppled over,
arse over tit, and smashed his feeble wrinkled bald head. Due
to the fact the old dripping pussy has most of his skeleton
reduced to chalk from Osteoporosis, he now self medicates on the
dreaded weed, continually. He spends his sorry arsed days caught
up in his coryphée coprophilia act and usually is caught
plaiting his own faeces.
Now I have sworn never to write to him again and I am keeping my
promise but I haven’t promised not to write about him so that is
what I shall do.
I don’t believe for one minute this sicko is a true West Aussie
for starter… no way in the world is our wonderful state breeding
lame duckfarts like him…
I am Queen of Flame. There hasn’t been one troll, flamer, or
netizen that hasn’t been pissed off by me to the point I have
become a worse obsession for them With all net users being
terrified of what I will do next to them I am on the most wanted
for being a shithead list.
Bow down so I can fist you all for being cowardly little
chimpanzee droppings.
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Re: Wayne Reynolds Outback
By: Little-Darling Date: March 24, 2012, 10:43 pm
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;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)out back or just out the
front....that's Australia for ya......lol
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