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Cardtrick & Catherine in Shoutbox at 3rd Rail...lol
By: Catherine Date: September 5, 2011, 12:41 am
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(11:55:19)
Catherine: I feel sick and very distressed.?... Dancing Mustard
is leaving CO for a time and now there won't be anything funny
to read...noth?ing at all..
(11:57:10)
Catherine: he was the highlight of my day... now I have no
highlights left... not one.... so it's back to the old
grindstone.?.. nothing but work, work work and more work.
(12:09:00)
cardtrick: you're gross
(12:09:37)
cardtrick: your looks, your prose, everything. All disgusting.
(12:12:36)
cardtrick: Even Johnny thinks your big-jaw problem is fucked up.
(12:15:48)
cardtrick: and he'd fuck a watermelon if it wore mascara
(12:21:21)
cardtrick: Kidding, he sticks with females, but you, he might
take a pass. On account of not wanting eyelid herpes and canine
gonorrhea.
(12:35:34)
Fez: Hi Cardie!
(12:36:03)
Fez: sorry for leaving my undies over at your place, I will pick
them up after work later this week.
(13:10:56)
Catherine:
[IMG]
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(13:11:21)
cardtrick: oh fer chrissakes,
(13:11:24)
Catherine: my fat face... I hope cardie pukes up now
(13:11:46)
Catherine: old, fat and ugly
(13:11:48)
cardtrick: Is that in your best interest?
(13:12:14)
Catherine: yes... you tell it to my face or don't tell me at all
(13:12:32)
Catherine: I am actually worse in real life than my pictures
make out
(13:12:48)
cardtrick: Tell what, that you have a repulsive visage?
(13:13:16)
Catherine: so? many people do... only YOU think that is a BAD
thing
(13:13:21)
cardtrick: That picture isn't in the best interests of the
forum.
(13:13:53)
Catherine: that face has seen more dicks than you've seen hot
dinners
(13:14:40)
cardtrick: Yes, I agree.
(13:15:05)
Catherine: good... now there is a starting point for you to work
on
(13:16:00)
cardtrick: You're the one who introduced the horrific visage, it
seems to be your bailliwick
(13:16:30)
Catherine: bailiwick? what is that? a new word?
(13:17:11)
cardtrick: talk about all of the dicks, and I'll mention my
teensy ladylike suppers.
(13:17:57)
Catherine: I am so glad I am not as parochial as you though.
(13:18:07)
cardtrick: you want to go off on a spelling tangent, not
advisable, given your past drunken stumblings
(13:18:57)
cardtrick: So, tell us about your many many dicks, and I'll give
out some nice sandwich recipes.
(13:19:13)
Catherine: I don't drink... I smoke though and that is just as
disgusting as drinking I guess... without the calories of course
(13:19:53)
cardtrick: So...you're backing down on your Many Dicks Shoved
Into Your Face boast?
(13:20:13)
cardtrick: How could you have possibly won a comp anywhere?
(13:20:30)
Catherine: well my husband didn't stop banging me to death
practically for a better part of 25 yrs... and the last two, I
made him slow down
(13:20:33)
cardtrick: Look at you, flapping in the breeze.
(13:20:46)
Catherine: the old box just can't take all that banging anymore
(13:20:58)
Catherine: age forces you to eventually retire
(13:21:16)
cardtrick: So...now you're back, begging for sympathy.
(13:21:25)
Catherine: yes
(13:21:45)
Catherine: I am looking for a new dick... one that isn't as big
as the last one
(13:21:59)
cardtrick: after proclaiming that your face has seen more dicks
than my face has seen hot suppers....
(13:22:08)
Catherine: I want someone impotent.
(13:22:25)
Catherine: and loving of course
(13:22:55)
Catherine: I have some really hot, hot gossip but I can't share
it with flame towners...more is the pity
(13:24:04)
cardtrick: well, I screen-capp?ed the thing about your face
seeing more dicks than I have seen hot suppers, so....whatever.
(13:24:29)
Catherine: why did you do that?
(13:24:41)
cardtrick: It was funny
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Catherine: I am a very funny person... far, far funnier than you
and much more entertaining
(13:25:23)
Catherine: i believe that is why you're so jealous of me
(13:25:24)
cardtrick: and it was so true.
(13:25:30)
Catherine: and you should be too
(13:26:18)
cardtrick: It was really funny for us sane people.
(13:26:18)
cardtrick: It was really funny for us sane people.
(13:28:14)
cardtrick: Rabid morons yelling "I have seen more dicks than you
have seen hot meals" ... kind of thing. Funny.
(13:32:16)
Catherine: but then being a non-Australian like you are... you
wouldn't see the funny side of what I said... when I read your
shit, I get down on my knees and thank Christ I am an
Australian.?.. no bullshit... if I was as unfunny as Americans,.
I would top myself off.
#Post#: 121--------------------------------------------------
Re: Cardtrick & Catherine in Shoutbox at 3rd Rail...lol
By: Catherine Date: September 5, 2011, 1:09 am
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(13:36:22)
cardtrick: so....all of these dicks you have seen. How many has
it been, Mrs. Australia?
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cardtrick: as long as you're on your knnes, confess to us
Americans about your dicks.
(13:38:35)
cardtrick: Ssshhhh. she's going to tell us about her many dick
contacts.
(13:40:12)
cardtrick: If ya want, I'll tell you about my 3,000 hot suppers,
which she claims are dwarfed by the dicks she's been in contact
with, but I know the demographic?s. Dick-talk it is!
(13:44:23)
Catherine:
HTML http://flam?enationau.cr?eateaforum.c?om/battlers/?cardtrick-ca?therine-in-s?houtbox-at-3?rd-rail-lol/?msg120/#msg1?20
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cardtrick: As if I'd click on that
(13:45:52)
cardtrick: you're not a battler, BTW. You're a sorry attention
whore.
(13:46:50)
cardtrick: As soon as you're cornered, you spout PI to make
others feel sorry for you.
(13:49:55)
Catherine: and you're an unfunny hypocrite..?. and a talentless
writer? who knew?
(13:50:17)
cardtrick: So...that must be a lot of dicks, Assuming I've had
less than 200 hot meals a year, you must be a very active
fellatio hound.
(13:51:02)
cardtrick: You're blowoing 200-plus guys a year, and you're like
68 years old.
(13:53:00)
cardtrick: I'm not a hypocrite, and I'm a superb writer, and you
seem to be the blow-job queen of Perth.
(13:53:39)
cardtrick: I suspect you've held the title for a while now,
given your stats.
(13:55:12)
Catherine: you're no lady either... no real lady on the planet
writes like you and you give yourself airs you do not really
possess.
(13:55:32)
Catherine: I am a real lady.
(13:56:12)
cardtrick: and you're blowing 200-plus men a year.
(13:58:24)
Catherine:
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cardtrick: I never claimed to be a Lady. I'm a humble American
woman. We don't do the title thing here. We just dont give
blow-jobs to 200 men a year unless we're in the business, which
I am not.
(13:59:38)
Catherine: you tell lies... there is nothing "humble" about you.
(13:59:38)
cardtrick: oh, Casket, that looks like an old whore pic. Doesnt
help you.
(14:00:33)
Catherine: nothing can help me... I am old... you need to live
with that knowledge before my looks or lack of, eat you up.
(14:01:37)
cardtrick: Well, you're a sorry attention whore and posting your
pics doesn't help you any.
(14:02:26)
Catherine: yes it does.... I care not for what you think... I
would have thought you'd realize that by now...
(14:03:10)
cardtrick: Then why haven't you skedaddled, and hid from me?
(14:03:42)
Catherine: you see... some of us have real personal power...
only nitwits like you could only dream of possessing
#Post#: 124--------------------------------------------------
Re: Cardtrick & Catherine in Shoutbox at 3rd Rail...lol
By: flabby-o Date: September 6, 2011, 5:41 pm
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Yes, I couldn't agree with you more that now DM has vacated
Coloital Outstretch that there's really sweet fuck all of a
reason to be there... Oh well, web trolling is kinda retarded
anyways.
#Post#: 125--------------------------------------------------
Re: Cardtrick & Catherine in Shoutbox at 3rd Rail...lol
By: Catherine Date: September 7, 2011, 4:56 am
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yeah well DM was given this url for here and didn't join...lol
#Post#: 352--------------------------------------------------
Re: Cardtrick & Catherine in Shoutbox at 3rd Rail...lol
By: Rose West Date: July 25, 2015, 11:50 pm
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cardtrick always was retarded.
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